Stupid things girls do when they are flirting with you...

[tropical_fishy]

"this is my rifle, This is my gun" at 2AM housed is a recommended dorm activity btw. Must be in, at MOST, boxer shorts for it to realy be funny. Must also knock on the RA's door and ask him/her if they have prince albert in a can.....

I hate people like you, because you wake people like me (who are supposed to be sleeping for a meet or a game in the morning) up. If you're going to be drunk and stupid on Saturday, that's cool. Thursday and Friday? If I catch you in my dorm being drunk and stupid, you will be drunk, stupid, and written up for noise violations and being drunk as a minor. You will also probably be escorted out by campus safety.

[Pneumagger]

If the powers to be are fairly aloof and blond, my application for RA will go through and I will be teh sweetest RA evr. All my freinds will have graduated and I'll be all alonez by fall '07 anyways.
I want freshman dorms.

My first day speech will start, "Hi, I'm Joe. This is my fifth year here. If your wondering why I didn't leave after four, it's because I didn't drink enough the first time around. I'll be your RA...."
After which I expect an even mixture of distusting scowls and high-fives.

[Altimas]

We had an RA once that tried to write us up... we just said to her, "No... you won't" and kept playing ultimate dodgeball in the hallways @ 1am

Good use of the Jedi Mind Trick!

[Pneumagger]

Good use of the Jedi Mind Trick!

It didn't work once though
We put a trash Can (large) in front of someone's door so as to block their exit. Now, any mere mortal would've just been able to move it... if it hadn't been filled with just under half a cubic meter of water from a hose
The RA saw it and made us move it

for those who don't know... 1 cubic meter of water weighs = 1000kg = 2200 pounds
That sucker had to wiegh 700+ pounds cause me and my roomates (both of us starting defensive linemen) had to empty some of it before moving it. :rofl:

[tech-chan]

This is so way off topic its sad...
Im going to tell you guys another one:
My gf was sitting beside me on a bench in town right in front of the only good bar in town. The bar owner walks up and asks us if we would like some shots while were sitting out there making out. We said no and he went back in(we were only 15 and a half at the time). He came back out and brought some milkshakes with him this time(now that i think about it he was probably checking her out! She had on one of those shirts you just can't look away from!)... He offered them to us "on the house" and it turns out they had some serious tequila in them. We thought they tasted weird but he said they had been halfway thawed and then frozen again and the ice cream was'nt top caliber so he could'nt sell it. We were so drunk walking home I did'nt even notice she was sucking on my bottom lip. I got home took her to my bedroom after i had explained to mom about the big red thing hanging off my lip. She had given me a huge red hicky that dwarfed my nose!!! I was teased aat school for that until i told them to go ask the bartender for a "milkshake."

[jenarelJAM]

Uhm...
I'm pretty sure you can sue the bartender for that.
I dunno if you're on good terms with him or not, but if someone drugged me(and that's exactly what he did) I wouldn't just laugh it off. I'd be pissed.
Plus you are/were a minor. And wait, you took your gf back to your room after getting drunk? Sounds like a good way for <i>you</i> to get sued...

/Sorry, I just don't find that last one funny.

[Thordic]

I hate people like you, because you wake people like me (who are supposed to be sleeping for a meet or a game in the morning) up. If you're going to be drunk and stupid on Saturday, that's cool. Thursday and Friday? If I catch you in my dorm being drunk and stupid, you will be drunk, stupid, and written up for noise violations and being drunk as a minor. You will also probably be escorted out by campus safety.

Stuff like that is just asking to be abused for the rest of your college career.

[tech-chan]

Actually i did'nt touch her when i got in my bedroom. My friend called and asked me if I wanted to play some pb. I can't resist pb so we got in his car and I forgot my pb marker and had to play with my friends back-up. and yeah the bartender's my cousin in law(recently happened).
tech-chan

[warbeak2099]

Stuff like that is just asking to be abused for the rest of your college career.

Yea I know, Thursdays and Fridays are normal for drinking and partying. Saturdays too. But the kids in my dorm party on Sundays, Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays...

When I have to get up for PT on Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday @ 5am, that's not cool. Rly good earplugs = fixed.

[tropical_fishy]

Stuff like that is just asking to be abused for the rest of your college career.

Most people here are too drunk to remember where they were, or that they had campus safety called on them, let alone who called campus safety. I picked my dorm because it's supposed to be quiet; it's relatively small, and tucked away on the corner of campus where all the assaults happen. It's also on the opposite side of the campus as the frats, so I dunno how the drunks wander that far, unless they take the drunk bus.

[Jackel411]

A while back hell I was like 19 atleast... Myself and my marine buddy decided "Hey! Lets go hit up this club!" It was great beacause it was an 18 and over place and rarely hassled any one walking in with a DOD ID that combined with us knowing the bouncers it always made for a great night.

Well one night my cousin (female no shush) and a pack of here friends tagged along with us. One girl was good looking but some what self consious of the fact she was a little thicker than the group of friends.. but Im talking like maybe 5 pounds thicker so not bad she was just the fatty in the group. Well this girl came up to me and was overtly flirty but nothing I can say or I will get banned here.. asked me if I wanted a beer.. being 19 I said "SURE!" She knew the bartender or soemthing like that she was 20 or so.. Well let me tell you good looking girl + beer = best thing ever.. she just kept asking me if I wanted another... 10 beers later last call.. I can barely see strait or walk strait.... The girl comes up to me and goes.. " Want to come back to my place? " My answer was the funniest thing I ever remember involving beer and me... " IM so drunk thanks to you.. I cant walk strait.... JUst right your number on my arm Ill wake up tomarrow and we will do what ever you had in mind for tonight.. right now.. I want to go puke "

[Thordic]

"I cant walk strait.... JUst right your number on my arm Ill wake up tomarrow and we will do what ever you had in mind for tonight.. right now.. I want to go puke "

Haha, its funny cuz its true.

[onedude36]

Lol'd at the last one.

[Rudz]

oh man the thats great...

[tech-chan]

Maybe we need to get this thing changed to the drunken thread...