Stupid things girls do when they are flirting with you...

[Kyle.Kimber]

Okay I was bangin this chick..and...Okay and........

... I got nothin

[ahellers]

Okay I was bangin this chick..and...Okay and........

... I got nothin

Worst response to a thread.... ever
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[Kloki1971]

Along the bad girlfriend night thing....
Went to a party in college, drank too much. Woke up the next morning with coyote ugly next to me. Don't know her name, don't know what happened, not sure where my vehicle is... I quickly surveyed the situation. Boxers on (Good!), hungover (bad), girl with no name half naked (based on looks very bad!). So to work this all out without hurting anyone's feelings, I called a couple that I knew who lived in my complex and I gave them the rundown (ONLY DO THIS WITH SOMEONE WHO WON'T JOKE YOU TOO MUCH!). They came over about the time the girl woke up. They introduced themselves so I could get her name. Afterward I asked her where my truck was. She told me it was back at the party house. That she had driven us (THANK GOD I DIDN'T DRIVE!). She gave me a ride back to my truck. She asks me, "SO did you really mean all of those things you told me last night?" Uhhhhh.... Like what? "You know that you wanted to find that someone special . . . " Uhhhh.... Kind of. So she drops me off, but the question remains, What did or didn;t happen the night before? So I ask some people at school who know her. They promptly start to joke me that I didn;t know hat had happened. They finally tell me that she said I was too drunk, but that she had tried to no avail. THANK GOD FOR OVERDRINKING!!!

[kosmo]

I went to an Incubus concert in Korea with my girlfriend and an army buddy. Me and my buddy go to get some beers, and at the counter a pretty looking Australian girl gives my friend a good look-down. He walks over to her and says hi, and she punches him in the face. He asks what that was for, and she quite candidly responded "So I dont feel so bad when I wake up in the morning and youve snuck out of my room". Gotta love Australians.

[Pneumagger]

This is almost on topic.

I was at a christmas eve gathering at my girlfreind's house a few years ago, when we were first starting to date. I was sitting on the couch watching a football game with a bunch of her family. There were 20 or so people so it was loud and a bit hectic. My g/f father was sitting right next to me on the couch, kinda close for comfort considering who he was to me... but it was packed so no one thought anything of it. Plus I never noticed it was him cause I was into the game.

As I'm watching the game, I thought feel something on my left thigh. Not trying to look wierd and turn away from the game, I ignore it. Then I defintely feel it move down to my knee to the break of my shorts. I look to the left thinking, "Now what the he.... "
I turn and see the most aweful thing ever. A guy... my g/f father... turned talking to someone else... groping... my leg.

***
A moment to explain my g/f's father: He is a stocky guy, not bigger than me, but would whip my butt any day of the week. Plus he was still kinda in the "So your the walking penis dating my daughter" phase - so things were always edgy.
***

Have you ever had something so horrible happen that all you could do was sit and stare - as a million racing thoughts drained every aspect of mental ability, parylizing you? I stare at him absolutely dumbfounded for about the longest 5 seconds ever.

At this point he got to my knee. He kinda stops and turns as I act uneasy and pretend I'm invisible or something - doing my best to act like I don't notice another male groping my knee. As he turns he starts to say something to the effect of, "Honey, geez your knee's kinda hairy. Wha-..." Then he was enlightened to the fact that he'd been rubbing my leg. The room starts laughing.

Apparently he thought I was his wife next to him the whole time.
Every year I go over for christmas, he jokes about wanting to sit next to me and massage my legs.

/It didn't feel good
//That means I'm still straight, right?

[Crighton]

This thread is the best!

It makes me feel like Don Juan in comparison.

[tech-chan]

I swear this is a great thread. Im kindof down because I got shot down by three girls in one week.

[Dubstar112]

Well, after a normal pick up line conversation ensues at a party there was nothing to write my number on so I offered to write it on her boob (cleavage..) . I attempted to write 783 9207 in a mirrored phase so that in the morning she should be able to read it in the mirror..............I screwed it up and told her I had to write it again.. So I did on the other side, and to my recollection I dont believe that was right either. Its difficult no matter how sober or drunk you are!lol. I did end up meeting up with her for some better times.

Little bit o/t but it fit the bill of something stupid and yet demoralizingly funny.

[slade]

LOL... I do that like once a month. Only it's about nerdy things like mills, computer coding, paintball, etc.
I know exactly how you feel!

(smootching, noises, mushy stuff, .... )

g/f: I love you sweethart
me: yeah... mumble-mumble-(inaudible sounds) ... but the Xvalve needs another shim...
g/f: What??
me: (wakes up a bit) say wha'? yeah/no... I mean nothing hun... I love you!

i just got home from working on a biodiesel conversion with a girl.

/solely for the purpose of annoying you.

[tech-chan]

I swear, it takes nothing but coming into this forum to pick me up!!!

[paint magnet]

I drove down to the beach one time (about four hours away) to visit this bartender's daughter for her birthday. Had all kinds of "fun stuff" planned, and ten minutes before I get down there the dumb ***** decides it'd be a good idea to get arrested for smoking weed and driving around So I spent the night in a $35 hotel and drove back the next day.

[Triangle]

I drove down to the beach one time (about four hours away) to visit this bartender's daughter for her birthday. Had all kinds of "fun stuff" planned, and ten minutes before I get down there the dumb ***** decides it'd be a good idea to get arrested for smoking weed and driving around So I spent the night in a $35 hotel and drove back the next day.

Failure.

[tech-chan]

Yup, failure.

[paint magnet]

Thanks guys.

[FooTemps]

MASSIVE FAIL.

on that note...

Here's one of the more annoying things I find when I'm with a girl...

So you're just trying to sleep after a night with a girl, no wrong doing that right? Especially after she passes out right? Well, I always happen to be unlucky and happen to find the girls that kick and steal blankets in their sleep. Waking up to an elbow to the head or a cold room 3 times in one night is annoying as hell. It's the worst when she wakes up especially peppy and you've had crap for sleep.