Strip Club Etiquette

[bentothejam1n]

I heard the moose there didn't appreciate that...

dammmmmmmmmmm

[Kyle.Kimber]

If the room is dark, use counterfeit $5's, $10's, whatever. Nothing too fake, looks and feels genuine. They aren't gonna check for a watermark. Yep, I know this because I am the resident sexologist.

Also don't slip a $20 down a G String and expect change. BIG MISTAKE.

[p8ntball]

bring lots of cash, ATM's in the club will always cost you $5 minimum service charge. Also if you get a lap dance tip after the dance is done, the girl appreciates it and if you get another dance with her or a friend of hers they generally treat you a little nicer. I try to tip about $20, on a dance. Don't touch, unless the girl puts your hands on her, then only touch the area she put your hands on. If you don't want a dance from a girl just politely tell her no, she may try to talk you into it but, just smile / laugh jokingly and say no politely. These are my secrets and I have never been disappointed on a trip to the club.

[gimp]

If the room is dark, use counterfeit $5's, $10's, whatever. Nothing too fake, looks and feels genuine. They aren't gonna check for a watermark. Yep, I know this because I am the resident sexologist.
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That's a good way to get the tar beat out of you. Are you even old enough to go to a strip club?

[geekwarrior]

That's a good way to get the tar beat out of you. Are you even old enough to go to a strip club?

not to mention go to jail for a really long time

[deadeye9]

1) Dress well, the better you dress - the better you feel - the better you behave.
2) Don't get drunk. A mild buzz only.
3) Go by a bank(s) and get all the $2 bills you can. It's a real novelty to the girls.
4) At some clubs you put the cash on the edge of the dance floor, others allow you to put the cash in her garter. See how the other patrons do it.
5) When she comes by to get your cash, tell her she has "beautiful eyes". Always gets a chuckle for me.

[Kyle.Kimber]

That's a good way to get the tar beat out of you. Are you even old enough to go to a strip club?

What can I say, I'm a risk taker.

[Glickman]

What can I say, I'm a risk taker.

i think the bouncer that let us in; 300 lbs 6 foot black man with arms bigger than my waist could put a damper on just about any thoughts other than tipping well and keeping your hands at your sides

[MaD_SaM]

[Thordic]

4) At some clubs you put the cash on the edge of the dance floor, others allow you to put the cash in her garter. See how the other patrons do it.

Its best to hold it in your teeth and let her find an inventive way to remove it. Just don't motorboat.

[Kyle.Kimber]

i think the bouncer that let us in; 300 lbs 6 foot black man with arms bigger than my waist could put a damper on just about any thoughts other than tipping well and keeping your hands at your sides

Why does he have to be BLACK? Why do you have to perpetuate a negative stereotype? You rascit or somethin? Ha Just Kidding.