So i moved in with 2 women. Any advice, yes this is for real.

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  • punkncat
    One foot less
    • Feb 2003
    • 5841

    #16
    I don't know if these women have already lived together before....but just wait until their cycles sync......

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    • warbeak2099
      That is my foot!
      • Jan 2004
      • 4447

      #17
      Originally posted by punkncat
      I don't know if these women have already lived together before....but just wait until their cycles sync......
      zomg double teamed
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      • grEnAlEins
        dazed and confused
        • Jul 2002
        • 2864

        #18
        Originally posted by punkncat
        I don't know if these women have already lived together before....but just wait until their cycles sync......

        This can be a good thing... If you can predict when both will go bonkers, then you can schedule a hunting trip, or go to ball games, or business trips. This is why God invented cycle synchronization, to make things better for men. And if they sync, then they will be off at the same time, which could be interesting
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        • vivalamexico
          Registered User
          • Sep 2002
          • 175

          #19
          No matter what the issue is just remember you are always always wrong and its always ALWAYS your fault.

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          • Carbon
            Word!
            • Jan 2003
            • 1589

            #20
            i thought about their cycles syncing. This is not something i am ready, or will be ready for.

            ok here is me. we had a funny hat themed house warming. and a pinata too. Dont mind the extremely gay knitted scarf.


            the uptight, do it my way roomate.she chilled out some as of recent tho. aka she is getting laid.
            Last edited by Carbon; 01-29-2007, 11:22 PM.

            ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

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            • Steelrat
              I meant to...uh, nevermind
              • May 2003
              • 5375

              #21
              What's with the extremely gay knitted scarf?


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              • Carbon
                Word!
                • Jan 2003
                • 1589

                #22
                Originally posted by rkjunior303
                Think of it this way.. hooking up with roomates can be dicey but if they're both girls then it's more than likely they both have hot friends. young, horny, hot friends. make sure you're the awesome roomate who they both love and you'll have infinite hookups!
                The depressive one, has a smart and cute vegetarian friend that laughs at my stupid jokes and likes my cooking.

                ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

                Emag 4.0 "I love the way you turn me on"

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                • Carbon
                  Word!
                  • Jan 2003
                  • 1589

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Steelrat
                  What's with the extremely gay knitted scarf?
                  it was cold. And i cant refuse a gift from a lady, even if its a bit frooty.

                  ...ever in the continual search of time dilation.

                  Emag 4.0 "I love the way you turn me on"

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                  • gibby
                    Kahuna Studios
                    • Jan 2002
                    • 2507

                    #24
                    Always make sure there's something to drink at home. You never know when they will come crying on your shoulders. Listen to their problems, offer them a drink, reassure them their goodness...then go in for the kill!
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                    • FooTemps
                      HURRRR
                      • Sep 2001
                      • 6702

                      #25
                      Well, from my experience from living with girls (stupid, ignorant college girls and intelligent, sensible college girls)...

                      1. Make sure the females don't apply a double standard to any house rule. (Crazy, manipulating girls will do this at any opportunity. And from that initial description of the first woman, you may have to call her out on that.)

                      2. Always keep the liquor cabinet stocked or your bar buddies at hand... You're going to complain about the females of the house a lot regardless of how well things are going. They're going to complain about you just as much.

                      3. Be aware of their cycle. It'll help a lot in avoiding problems.

                      4. Divide and conquer. Dealing with them separately is easier than dealing with them together.

                      These tips may or may not apply to your situation. I've only lived with college girls so that makes my experiences somewhat limited. I would assume the above advice is pretty much common sense though.

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                      • Lenny
                        I AM the AO famous!
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 1628

                        #26
                        Originally posted by behemoth
                        It could turn out REALLY GOOD


                        Or,


                        REALLY BAD.



                        But just incase its really good, my advice: Condoms. And a video camera.
                        QFT!!!

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                        pics or shens.
                        And... QFT!!!

                        Originally posted by warbeak2099
                        zomg double teamed
                        ...but that could be a good thing.

                        Originally posted by gibby
                        Always make sure there's something to drink at home. You never know when they will come crying on your shoulders. Listen to their problems, offer them a drink, reassure them their goodness...then go in for the kill!
                        And yet again... QFT!!!


                        God I love this thread! So many possibilities for funny to happen!
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                        • Pneumagger
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                          • Jun 2006
                          • 3556

                          #27
                          Originally posted by Lenny
                          God I love this thread! So many possibilities for funny to happen!
                          Like this -

                          Every 28 Days:

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                          • Raven001
                            Registered User
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 314

                            #28
                            Women get really peaved if you leave the toilet seat up. On the other hand it's really funny to see them stuck

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                            • grEnAlEins
                              dazed and confused
                              • Jul 2002
                              • 2864

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Raven001
                              Women get really peaved if you leave the toilet seat up. On the other hand it's really funny to see them stuck
                              :spit_take :rofl: That was just what I needed this morning! Thank you sir!
                              bless, support, and never forget the troops
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                              • warbeak2099
                                That is my foot!
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 4447

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Raven001
                                On the other hand it's really funny to see them stuck
                                Worth being in the doghouse for a bit. Especially if you cought it on camera lol.
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