Things we learned from movies...list yours

[warpig13]

That Jenna Jameson likes to....er....I mean......Goonies never say die?

[BigEvil]

I have learned that;

-No self respecting southerner uses instant grits
-The tears of gypsies can prevent aids
-Asian people have a really aweful facination with poop
-The toy doll of Oscar Goldman is worth WAY more than the one of Steve Austin
-If droids could think, we would all be in trouble.

[Eagle]

that you shouldn't underestimate the power of the dark side

[Dark Side]

that you shouldn't underestimate the power of the dark side

Heh, free advertising!

[bleachit]

that you shouldn't underestimate the power of the dark side

never give up, because there is always good in your father, turned evil.

[Pneumagger]

If you can stand upright while effortlessly shooting a minigun and flexing your arms... You get to be a governor. (Jesse Ventura & Teh Govanah)

Remote advanced alien worlds have unbelievable technology yet the people live in a state of ancient rural habitats, caves, and tee pee villages. (Star wars, Star Treck, ... )

Theres a governament agency that can arrest you for crimes you haven't committed yet.

When your stranded on a desert island or another remote location, facial hair ceases to grow due to the fact you don't have a razor to keep it shaved.

Cleopatra and every other attractive hebrew female shaved her legs despite living 3000 years prior to razors.

Finally... In the end, the Apes win.

[thecavemankevin]

speaking of the boondock saints, great movie, but stupid scene: jump off the roof of a 5 or 6 story building, land on a baddy, and get up and run away.

he didn't run away, he limped off

no matter how big the jump, a car will always land it and drive off no problems (unless you have stiffler in the car)

everyone's high school experience was filled with tons more sex than mine (unless you f'ed a pie)

you never need a mouse to navigate a computer...and everyone can hack


chicks will do anything for a $.02 set of beeds or a GGW t-shirt...and i mean anything!

[Warwitch]

That Jenna Jameson likes to....er....I mean......Goonies never say die?

[Jeffy-CanCon]

- Groups of random American teenagers can outfight trained soldiers or terrorists.
- The best surgeons/soldiers/pilots/cops are always mavericks.
- Police officers are worse at high speed driving than anyone else.

[trevorjk]

to keep on keepin on

[thecavemankevin]

computers will always have some kick arse graphic on display for no reason what so ever that do nothing....but hey they look cool!

[d4m4don3]

Chuck norris has an infinite amount of enemies that have regeneration when in a firefight.

[cdacda13]

The devil is in fact a lawyer.
God is a black man.
Time travel is possible just by looking at pictures.
Cell phones never have to be charged
Greed is Good
If your under the age of 25, you're a hacker.
Secret government agencies exist.
Area 51 is real.
Water can kill Aliens.
Any 40 year old man can play in the major leagues, and sometimes throw a perfect game.
EDIT: Last one-
"The Man" will take down any one who makes it out of the 'hood.

[warpig13]

The password is New England Clam Chowder.

[WingMan13]

That... "from now until eternity, the only thing you'll be able to count on in your pathetic little existence is never knowing why!"