Things we learned from movies...list yours

[thecavemankevin]

i've learned that it was one guy with six guns.
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it was NOT a huge serial back crusher

You don't need movies to learn that, buy some beads and hit the town. It works, as long as Jeremy isn't hanging out with you.

something tells me that if i want to keep what is left of my balls i'd better not

[Carbon]

diehard is the best christmas movie ever.

bahahahhahahah

holy crap!

you're right!

[nmib]

Ill never sleep anywhere in Europe.
I know Kung Fu.
The chickens have talons.
Pulling out isnt always a safe bet.
The Goat.

[Altimas]

Its okay to kiss your sister if you dont know she is your sister.

Hairy Midgets who walk around barefoot and cuddle eachother are in fact called hobbits.

Peasants who win jousting tournaments and earn their knighthood are also gay cowboys.

If you kiss a female police detective make sure she indeed a female and not a disgrunteld Male Dolphins Football Player.

Never do *** to mouth.

It is never okay to bring back phrases from olden times such as "Porch Monkey."

[etjoyride]

It is never okay to bring back phrases from olden times such as "Porch Monkey."

"It's ok, i'm taking it back"

[t0nnn]

it someone farts on your pillow and you sleep on it, you get pink eye

[rkjunior303]

Laces Out!!!!

[Warwitch]

Peasants who win jousting tournaments and earn their knighthood are also gay cowboys.

[nmib]

Laces Out!!!!

Your gun is digging into my hip.

[Eagle]

You can get a guy to watch a love story if it has Arnold (The Terminator)
Super pure plutonium looks like shampoo with aluminum foil in it (the Manhattan Project)
It takes half as long to saw through your ankle as it does a pair of hand cuffs (Mad Max)

[Swampy]

Blowing up cans of gas is fun
You can launch a car a 100ft or so, it will land on all four tires and drive off. - Dukes of Hazard.

The air speed of a Sallow
Albino rabbits are killers
Theres castles in Europe full of nymphos (SP?)
They world is banana shaped - Monty Pythons Holy Grail

State Troopers have way to much free time - Super Troopers

Everything in both jack movies hurts.

[Carbon]

The badguy snipers invariably miss their shots due to unforseen circumstances such as:

Loud noises that cause the target to move too rapidly or to trip and fall.

random bus.

random flashes of light

random wildlife

perfectly timed billow of smoke

[wetwrks]

You must nuke em' from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

No matter what bar you go to, someone will enevitably be killed while you are there.

If the Goblin King offers to do something for you, do not accept.

Shoes make for a stylish ladies hat.

We need bigger guns.

The big Russian will loose in the end.

Wherever you go, there you are.

Any group of mercenaries gathered to do a heist will have at least one traitor.

All you need to do to replace another individual is to take their facial appearance.

You can steal someones soul, memories, and abilities by cutting their head off.

Cutting someones head off causes an immense electrical storm that will blow out every piece of glass for 50 feet.

No one ever responds to reports of glass exploding and localized electrical storms.

One guy, unarmed, can defeat any number of armed opponents.

Attatching a grenade or dynamite to an arrow won't decrease the range you can shoot the arrow nor does it mess with the ballance of the flying arrow.

The timing of any explosive device is always faster or slower than it is supposed to be.

Mick Jagger can neither sing nor act.

Oh and on that note. Bonus trivia points: Who can tell us who taught Mick Jagger to dance?

[Vircolac]

Charlie's Angels are perfectly capable of outrunning helicopter rocket attacks.

If Salma Hayek lets you drink alcohol from her toes as she pours it down her thigh while doing a sexy dance on the bar, you ain't got long to live, buddy.

Chinese people can fight with swords while standing on twigs!

[blizpaintball42]

30 goons with assult rifles never hit the guy standing in the middle of their circle, or eachother for that matter.