Things we learned from movies...list yours

[bleachit]

although, they may kill us... we will still maintain our freedom.

when reviving long dead species through cloning, absolutely nothing can go wrong.

when your friends insist that you do something followed by the phrase "what's the worse that can happen", or something similar, dont do it. Plenty bad can happen.

[chairman_mao]

No one, not even the most powerful evil Shaolin monk who has killed many strong pious warriors, is immune to acid lava.

[Warwitch]

I learned that the Dude abides

and also that if you are being chased by zombies and you jump into a car it wont start until the zombies actually touch the car.

[warpig13]

I learned that the Dude abides

Your out of your element Warwitch!

[Warwitch]

Your out of your element Warwitch!

Do you see what happens when you**** a stranger in the ***?

[Pajamas, Yay!]

It's never a moon; it's always a space station.

[Pajamas, Yay!]

No one, not even the most powerful evil Shaolin monk who has killed many strong pious warriors, is immune to acid lava.

Acid lava sounds absolutely terrifying.

[Doobie]

Really big explosions happen in real slow motion.

[warpig13]

You either Live free or Die Hard.

Oh and kazakstan is the greatest country in the world.
It also has three major problems:
Social
Economic
And Jew.

[Dark Side]

Nobody ever listens to the wiseman.
Medieval knights often fall for the old "Your shoelace is untied" trick.
Department store employees know how to construct robotic limbs.
If you ever swallow a six inch tall version of yourself do not add water.
Some books contain black holes.
Never mumble the magic words.
Every car has one chemistry book in it's trunk.
Rotting corpses have a problem pronouncing "forth."
When wrestling a skeleton try the backbreaker - very effective.




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[Head knight of Ni]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart.


Napalm smells like victory.

Chinese people can fly!

[thecavemankevin]

Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

hail to the king baby!

[Warwitch]

If a gun goes off on a jet it will decompress and you will be sucked out of the window.

[Thordic]

chicks will do anything for a $.02 set of beeds

You don't need movies to learn that, buy some beads and hit the town. It works, as long as Jeremy isn't hanging out with you.

[skife]

i've learned that it was one guy with six guns.

diehard is the best christmas movie ever.
everyone wears converse chuck taylor's
average people can land airplanes with no training.