I finally figured out why people buy Autocockers

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  • SqueegeeKid
    I bent my wookie......
    • Mar 2002
    • 298

    #61
    I bought my Autococker because it has that cool back block that moves around when i shoot it. It's hypnotic.

    And it has those cute hoses on the front!!

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    • Miscue
      Super Moderator

      • Oct 2000
      • 7105

      #62
      The Cocker is the rice-rocket approach to paintball guns. You start with a Honda Civic - that was not originally designed to be a racer - you put on some fancy decals, get a high pitched muffler, a four foot tall spoiler, and put Type-R on it somewhere. You might even put in NOS and some other performance upgrades. But after you're all done, you now have an expensive Honda Civic. There is a certain crowd that enjoys doing this - and they have copies of The Fast and the Furious.

      Getting an EMag is like getting a Corvette - which was designed to be fast in the first place, fiberglass and all - and then just leaving it alone. You could tweak it some, and get it to fly at ludicrous speed. Ludicrous speed? Yes, ludicrous speed. Otherwise, you might get chrome wheels or something, but that's about it - at least, that's what I would do.

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      • JEDI
        We beat pump players
        • Jan 2002
        • 1859

        #63
        Originally posted by Miscue
        The Cocker is the rice-rocket approach to paintball guns. You start with a Honda Civic - that was not originally designed to be a racer - you put on some fancy decals, get a high pitched muffler, a four foot tall spoiler, and put Type-R on it somewhere. You might even put in NOS and some other performance upgrades. But after you're all done, you now have an expensive Honda Civic. There is a certain crowd that enjoys doing this - and they have copies of The Fast and the Furious.

        Getting an EMag is like getting a Corvette - which was designed to be fast in the first place, fiberglass and all - and then just leaving it alone. You could tweak it some, and get it to fly at ludicrous speed. Ludicrous speed? Yes, ludicrous speed. Otherwise, you might get chrome wheels or something, but that's about it - at least, that's what I would do.
        Man, I guess moderator doesn't necessarily mean smart.
        WE ARE DEADCELL, AND WE WILL RUN THROUGH YOU

        Dayspring - "We've had Clare at Shatnerball." "I'm confident that she can take 20 guys."

        "I'd trade my cocker for some steady pu**y"

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        • magsRus
          Lost Boys
          • Jul 2001
          • 1706

          #64
          yeah we all knew this
          "You dont need to be so shallow, turn your head prepare to follow"-CKY

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          • Automaggin2
            Registered User
            • Sep 2002
            • 2506

            #65
            Actually, i got rid of my mag for a cocker cause i love cockers. i love how they shoot and how the feel. I didnt get it to upgrade, i got it cause i love them
            Dub V

            Where greatness is learned
            and couches are burned

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