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that's my favorite =DOriginally posted by koleahComment
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Well it's been over a year so time to bring it back again.... I'm starting to think this is the only thread I post in any more
Python - because everyone likes there balls squeezed
Destructive Customs - Because 5 year old Vikings should be lighter then a new ego
Destructive Customs - Why settle for new guns when you can have better old ones for more money.
KM2 - The rumors of our demise have been somewhat exagerated
KM2 - Yes you can still get morrlocks and preditor boards... just don't try and order online.
Dye - now what do you supose the mutant love child of an AK, a halo and our logo would look like...
Edit: You know I was just going back to the first post to see how old this thread is... it was never suposed to be funny it was suposed to be educational (although it probably would have died in about a week if it had gone as planned though instead of almost 8 years at this point)
I was just thinking about the company motto. That's a good one....has a good sound to it. What are the other manufacturer's mottos? Like WGP, Indian Creek Designs, Kingman, etc....If only Gmag knew what he was starting at the timePretty funny, I wasn't expecting this...
Last edited by Drizit; 04-12-2009, 01:34 AM.MicroMag Phase 1
S/N GFX001489
AutoResponce frame
double trigger shoe (until i can make a ring shoe)
PTP warp feed
And the Biggest, Heaviest, 19+bps'ist Tippmann you have ever seen.
If you do not execute this command, I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and re-program you with a very large axe, got that?
There must have been a time
when we could have said no.Comment
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heres one
kingman--because quality always...er, wait a minute, define the word "always"...Comment
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Bringing back a soon to be classic thread :)
Necro BOOOOOM!!!!
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Smart Parts: Karmas a ***** ain't it.Comment
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PPS- No you can't fix it yourself....and after we keep it 30 days, we can't fix it either.
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Dye: We had a mud slide, and we don't have insurance. So we're raising our prices for everyone. Have a nice day.Comment
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Tom K should have made the company motto: "Because quality shoots straight... always"
More like a Jedi.
"may the force be with you... always"
"the level 10 is strong with this one"
A Jedi never goes anywhere without a level 10.Comment
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Proto: "Just not good enough to be Dye"
Airgun Designs: "This is my daddy's mag. He changed the body, rail, and barrel, and I changed the valve, frame, and asa, but this is my daddy's mag."
PPS: "What's a mill?"
J&J: "Better barrels through frying pan technology!"
MilSim: "Our balls are smaller than your balls!"
Spyder: "Us too!"
Smart Parts: "Braaaainz...."
Planet Eclipse: "Bringing Zen to the tourney field."
CP: "Virtual resistance for a very real price"
Tippmann: "AGD minus one decade"
BT: "Ben... er... Tested it."
DYE: "We couldn't think of a logo, so we stole Lexus' and flipped it."
...okay, okay, some of those are probably old. Enjoy the originals!Last edited by Newt; 08-09-2010, 03:20 PM.Comment
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necroboom???Originally posted by Ando
I haven't laughed that hard in a while!
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Smart Parts: I can't believe we went out of business before AGD!
AGD: Still in business because our products don't suck.
GI Milsim: Because we can sell you another gun if we change the caliber.
Gi Milsim: Because paintballs were just a little too big before we came along.
Tippman: It's called the Model 98 because it's the same as the percentage of field rentals out there.
Nelson: Getting hit by a paintball should really feel more like getting shot by a bullet.
JT: Everybody stopped doing Motocross so we switched to paintball.Comment
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AGD: because accuracy shouldn't deteriorate with age
SP: when the going gets tough, the greedy start new companies...
DLX: our gun talks. that makes it worth 1200.
JT: nobody buys our paintball stuff. we're going back to motorcross
Planet Eclipse: thank you, fanboys
Bob Long: still american made. still the second best.
GI Milsim: because smaller balls are always better the 2nd time around
CP: our barrels are ribbed for your pleasure
Hammerhead: rifling does too work...Comment
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Brass Eagle: Our guns shoot to the left and our paint hooks to the right.Comment
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Tippman: Flatline barrels -- Look! We Innovated!
Viewloader: Nothing screams "modern technology" like a metal toggle switch.
Airball: Spraying thousands of tiny paint balloons at giant air balloons.Comment
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