"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Joni]

AO: *insert chanting voice* hummmmmm....hummmmm.....Tom is our God.....hummmm....hummmmm

=)

[mcveighr]

Smart parts "What's a caliper?"

Sorry to bring this up, but this threads too hilarious.

[Morally0Confused]

Tippmann - Have you run your gun over with a car today?
Kingman - All our profits come from selling cupseals

[p8ntball1016]

SP: Freedom is Slavery
WAS: It's good cause I said so

[Cryer]

AKA-To the bitter end! Ok, we give up.
WDP-We only have breakbeam eyes because we want Dynasty back.
SP-Dont jack with us. We'll buy your pro team. And patent them.

[Bushwood Bill]

SP-The new Nerve "something we have alot of".
Proball-The only paintballs were you can make a Bank Shot.
WGP autococker-All companies welcome to manufacture

[Wes Janson]

AGD: So it melts on your target, not in your bolt.

[Crimson_Turkey]

AGD - We fixed all our problems last decade, but nobody belives it.

Smart Parts - Creator of the plumbing pipe with purdy holes!

Tippmann - Where the accesories cost more than the gun.

Nelson - It's still oil based!

Smart Parts - Ein Monopol, eine lehre, eine gewehr!

WGP - Good Luck.

Kingman - We make spyder clones!

WDP - Our tanks have solitare.

PPS - No electronics, but you pay for them.

AKA - Fine maker of high end [edit] and tanks.

and last but not least:

[breg]

Ok, the Star Wars cityscape is almost over the top. Funny as all get out.

Smart Parts- Our next patent "Spherical objects approx .68" in diameter, with a thin, easily breakable skin, two halves joined together, and filled with a bright marking substance, intended to be shot out of a paint marker"

WDP- Next year's model features DNA encoding

Kingman- We get protested by anti-cloning activists

WGP- More moving parts than the space shuttle

Dye- Proudly making stuff that will cost $80 less next year

AGD- You know you want it.

[TraXeR]

Kingman - Because a new screw means a new gun!

DYE - Because looks always add skill!

Smart Parts - If we can't make good products to get you, we'll patent those that do!

AGD - Because Quality Is Always Underestimated!

Brass Eagle - If it breaks, you'll buy again, we don't worry!

Odyssey - For those who think ROF means you're good.

Q-Loader - Proof the mechanical can still be faster!

[desslock]

They still make bruisers?

[Morally0Confused]

Smartparts - If BrassEagle doesnt buy you we will sue you

[jtoothman25]

AO - We bring back threads, even if they are a decade old.

[Drizit]

Angle A4: now we pull the trigger for you.
Angle A4: it's not turbo mode... with our new shotbuffering and debounce technologie you can fire 5 shots for every time you pull the trigger, eat that WAS.

Hammer Head: we know armston's didn't work but ours is a little bit different.

Hammer Head: because a 1" control bore is better, we don't know why we just know it is. (that's the answer i got from them when i asked. but hey in their case it's true.)

Tippmann flatline: "GO LONGGGGGG... you'll be able to catch it.)

Tippmann Flatline: finaly a good reason to shoot at 150fps... so you can shoot around the bunker

that's it for this reserection

[Buff]

wow, I didn't know how weird this place was....

SP:
If u make a profit, i patented it.....

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