"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[mag-hatter]

wdp: because your gun should have more RAM than your computer
brass eagle: when quality doesnt matter

kapp: because our models should do the talking!

indian creek designs: whats a regulator?

indian creek designs: well it looks like an imp so buy it!

ICE: no bolt, no firepower!

[Miscue]

What's funny is, I don't think anyone ever answered the original question to this thread.

[lamby]

This thread is great!!

WGP: Because mechanical engineers need to make a living too.
WGP: cause we think you have nothing better to do than work on your markers
WDP: More processing power than the voyager project
WDP: Now with Centreno technoligy
WDP: Intel inside
AGD: Tring to get out of the 90s
AGD: Can be used to slice carrots for salads too. (before LX)
BE: destroying hoppers since 2001 (I think that is when the buyout was)
Tippman: Just incase you want the duribilty to fire REAL bullets out of a paintball gun
Diablo paint: They are not dimples, they are emotional scars
Evil Paint: The only paint that can bounce off of a razor blade
Ultra Evil Paint: The only paint that wont bounce off of ANYTHING, including bolts.

[Miscue]

Timmy: "We knock out the competition!"
WGP: "The Chindogu Masters"
WAS: "Hello Dave"
WDP: "Yeah, I'm coo... I'm coo. Hey, where'd everybody go?"
DYE: "Introducing DYE shoelaces - $20"
BE: "We're the 3M of paintball"
KAPP: "Fire! Huh huh... Fire!"
AGD: "Let's do the WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!"

[MinimagRockin']

Originally posted by Paintballer86
WGP: Got tools?

HAHA that's a classic.

[bleachit]

Kingman: we make too many guns, and none of the ones you want.

Kingman: our guns our cheap, we make the same one over and over again, give it a new name, and Hey, we still make more than you :-P

BE: Our guns are now featured in the "Bambi Hunt", oh wait, is that a good thing?

BE: The Marauder, we got bored so we made a another plastic gun, Hey, you can almost squeeze your spyder parts in here, thats gotta be worth something, huh? maybe? not really? oh, I see, I guess we should just get out of the paint ball business...

BE: The Blade, maybe you can make something cool out of it, like a grenade launcher.

Tippmann: Haha, my gun is longer than yours.

[Bo-Bo]

Brass Eagle: We make paintball stuff?

Tippmann: If we put a pin in the feed tube, we can sell it for more.

Brass Eagle: Discontinued the RainMaker cuz it made us look good.

[dawump]

Will this thread NEVER die!!!

I've been getting notifications that there is a new posting for what seems like YEARS!

Keith

[cockermongol]

AGD: Because Quality Always Shoots Straight, but it's only affected by paint/barrel match.

WGP: Only guns with our bodies DESERVE the name Autococker

System X: Our new X-frame takes the existing eBlade technology and shoves it into a Brass Eagle frame! Genious!

WDP: Not reccommended for use in a swimming pool.

JT: Our new pants will make all the chicks want you. Honest!

Dye: Our Dye Autocockers revolutionize the sheer amount of work it takes to make a $700 non-electric autococker.

BE: Official sponsor of WalMart.

Smart Parts: Our new 2003 Shocker comes out Spring of 2003.. I mean Summer.. no I mean Fall.. wait what were we making again?

[Star_Base_CGI]

AGD: Weve prooved Idiots can break things that are fool proof.

[BladeMaster]

Tippmann-we build our guns from old tank parts.

WDP-because your gun needs a microwave.

03 Shocker-we didn't copy the X-Mag!

JT-lets color the Proteus, give it a new name and charge more for it!

[sithos]

Be

B.E. - Official testers of the Walmart Return Policy.

[Sharpshootertpg]

BE: "Paintball?!?! I thought we were in the marble industry....you mean those little egg and football shaped objects are supposed to break?"

[Mutilus]

Originally posted by Skyssx
NPS: What's a patent?
True very true...

Airstar(?): Kevlar vest not included.
Ouch I used to be involved in Airstar and Section 8.

[cockermongol]

Originally posted by BladeMaster

03 Shocker-we didn't copy the X-Mag!

ur right they didn't... two totally different design concepts dude...