"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

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  • mag-hatter
    OOOOOOOOO-RAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
    • Oct 2002
    • 1069

    #271
    wdp: because your gun should have more RAM than your computer
    brass eagle: when quality doesnt matter

    kapp: because our models should do the talking!

    indian creek designs: whats a regulator?

    indian creek designs: well it looks like an imp so buy it!

    ICE: no bolt, no firepower!
    MY PRETTY PRETTY FREEFLOW ON EBAY! GET SOME WHILE ITS HOT AND FALLING OUT OF THE COW!

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    • Miscue
      Super Moderator

      • Oct 2000
      • 7105

      #272
      What's funny is, I don't think anyone ever answered the original question to this thread.

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      • lamby
        A.K.A Spanker
        • Oct 2002
        • 394

        #273
        This thread is great!!

        WGP: Because mechanical engineers need to make a living too.
        WGP: cause we think you have nothing better to do than work on your markers
        WDP: More processing power than the voyager project
        WDP: Now with Centreno technoligy
        WDP: Intel inside
        AGD: Tring to get out of the 90s
        AGD: Can be used to slice carrots for salads too. (before LX)
        BE: destroying hoppers since 2001 (I think that is when the buyout was)
        Tippman: Just incase you want the duribilty to fire REAL bullets out of a paintball gun
        Diablo paint: They are not dimples, they are emotional scars
        Evil Paint: The only paint that can bounce off of a razor blade
        Ultra Evil Paint: The only paint that wont bounce off of ANYTHING, including bolts.

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        • Miscue
          Super Moderator

          • Oct 2000
          • 7105

          #274
          Timmy: "We knock out the competition!"
          WGP: "The Chindogu Masters"
          WAS: "Hello Dave"
          WDP: "Yeah, I'm coo... I'm coo. Hey, where'd everybody go?"
          DYE: "Introducing DYE shoelaces - $20"
          BE: "We're the 3M of paintball"
          KAPP: "Fire! Huh huh... Fire!"
          AGD: "Let's do the WWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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          • MinimagRockin'
            Registered User
            • Oct 2000
            • 471

            #275
            Originally posted by Paintballer86
            WGP: Got tools?
            HAHA that's a classic.

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            • bleachit
              Conturbo et Ledo
              • May 2003
              • 1410

              #276
              Kingman: we make too many guns, and none of the ones you want.

              Kingman: our guns our cheap, we make the same one over and over again, give it a new name, and Hey, we still make more than you :-P

              BE: Our guns are now featured in the "Bambi Hunt", oh wait, is that a good thing?

              BE: The Marauder, we got bored so we made a another plastic gun, Hey, you can almost squeeze your spyder parts in here, thats gotta be worth something, huh? maybe? not really? oh, I see, I guess we should just get out of the paint ball business...

              BE: The Blade, maybe you can make something cool out of it, like a grenade launcher.

              Tippmann: Haha, my gun is longer than yours.
              "Great stories! See everyone, just buy a Sydarm and become a paintball superstar!! "
              AGD

              "i just sent out the full force of the canadian army (4 guys). expect high canadian casualties"
              Blackweenie

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              • Bo-Bo
                Registered User
                • Jul 2003
                • 2

                #277
                Brass Eagle: We make paintball stuff?

                Tippmann: If we put a pin in the feed tube, we can sell it for more.

                Brass Eagle: Discontinued the RainMaker cuz it made us look good.
                Bo-Bo

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                • dawump
                  Registered User
                  • Sep 2001
                  • 277

                  #278
                  Will this thread NEVER die!!!

                  I've been getting notifications that there is a new posting for what seems like YEARS!

                  Keith


                  Mi-f33t-R-Wet.

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                  • cockermongol
                    Registered User
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 227

                    #279
                    AGD: Because Quality Always Shoots Straight, but it's only affected by paint/barrel match.

                    WGP: Only guns with our bodies DESERVE the name Autococker

                    System X: Our new X-frame takes the existing eBlade technology and shoves it into a Brass Eagle frame! Genious!

                    WDP: Not reccommended for use in a swimming pool.

                    JT: Our new pants will make all the chicks want you. Honest!

                    Dye: Our Dye Autocockers revolutionize the sheer amount of work it takes to make a $700 non-electric autococker.

                    BE: Official sponsor of WalMart.

                    Smart Parts: Our new 2003 Shocker comes out Spring of 2003.. I mean Summer.. no I mean Fall.. wait what were we making again?

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                    • Star_Base_CGI
                      Official Trekkie, Kirk Spy
                      • Dec 2002
                      • 778

                      #280
                      AGD: Weve prooved Idiots can break things that are fool proof.
                      All your farm animals are belong to us.

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                      • BladeMaster
                        Pimpster
                        • Apr 2003
                        • 2

                        #281
                        Tippmann-we build our guns from old tank parts.

                        WDP-because your gun needs a microwave.

                        03 Shocker-we didn't copy the X-Mag!

                        JT-lets color the Proteus, give it a new name and charge more for it!
                        I love Brass Eagle Blades!!!!!
                        I'm groping for a J.T. 5.0!!!!
                        Durango

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                        • sithos
                          Human Bunker
                          • Oct 2002
                          • 543

                          #282
                          Be

                          B.E. - Official testers of the Walmart Return Policy.
                          3D Artist for Hire
                          My Feedback

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                          • Sharpshootertpg
                            Registered User
                            • Oct 2002
                            • 126

                            #283
                            BE: "Paintball?!?! I thought we were in the marble industry....you mean those little egg and football shaped objects are supposed to break?"
                            TX AO MEET AUGUST 21 AT PETTY'S!!!! Link: http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=144052

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                            • Mutilus
                              Fighter Not a Lover
                              • May 2003
                              • 54

                              #284
                              Originally posted by Skyssx
                              NPS: What's a patent?
                              True very true...

                              Airstar(?): Kevlar vest not included.
                              Ouch I used to be involved in Airstar and Section 8.
                              Gunslingers , your source for upgrades and modifications
                              Information - Equipment - Airsmithing
                              We Know Paintball

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                              • cockermongol
                                Registered User
                                • Jul 2003
                                • 227

                                #285
                                Originally posted by BladeMaster

                                03 Shocker-we didn't copy the X-Mag!
                                ur right they didn't... two totally different design concepts dude...

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