"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

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  • DiRTyBuNNy
    Registered User
    • Sep 2001
    • 4854

    #196
    this thread is the best one EVER...hands down...
    Dirty Clothes for Dirty Ballers!

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    • paintslinger
      oscar meyer weiner
      • May 2001
      • 679

      #197
      first off this thread is great. secondly i noticed u guys are leaving out good ole aci...hehehehe

      aci- we make the f4...no not the airplane!
      aci- our bulldogs dont attack your neighbors.
      autococker- when u have to much time on your hands.
      ir3- the cell fone of the future...
      Old Edition:
      2k2 impulse
      couple o' goodies'

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      • the jackal
        Registered User
        • May 2002
        • 43

        #198
        Tippmann flatline-"shoots farther than a cocker and breaks less(paint on target)"

        WGP-"why hasn't anyone bought the flatline autococker?"

        Kingman-"We pioneered the spyder clone."

        32 degrees-"Bringing you their products for less."

        WDP-"Can your gun shoot half a case when a gust of wind hits it then tell you the direction of the wind as well as the windchill factor? Didn't think so!"

        WDP-"Our gun is smarter than you."

        BE-"Dude, those engineers at Kingman are like, so totally smart!"

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        • AllAmericanMag
          No.
          • Dec 2001
          • 1026

          #199
          Smart Parts - "What customer service?"

          (I love Shockers and Impys but SP has some problems...)
          -Mike

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          • AngelBoy
            _-=Angel Boy=-_
            • Oct 2001
            • 863

            #200
            AO - "The Official place to come and join hundreds of people all hit on ONE GIRL"
            Why go to the light, when darkness has its warmth too....
            Brak "I poop in the sink."
            EPIC - Warp - 68/45 Armageddon
            Black 2k LCD
            Green 99 Dark Angel

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            • einhander619
              Swollen Member
              • Mar 2002
              • 814

              #201
              OK, here it goes, I didn't take the time to read every post, so don't flame me if someone already said these.

              Palmer: Two is better than one.

              Smart Parts: pV=nRT?

              Brass Eagle: Equipment maker of the year, chosen by Future Inmates of America(FIA)

              WGP: We test our guns by cussing at them and throwing them.

              ICD: Bushmaster, the most underrated gun, please believe us!

              AKALMP: Makers of the best guns that nobody has.

              WDP: 1 year cellular contract required. Activation fees apply. Addtional services such as email not included. Marker may not actually shoot paint.

              JT: Still the best mask manufacturer, just 'cuz.

              DYE: About our barrels... look over there! It's Keely Watson!!!
              I'm nothing more than text to you...

              Attention
              Getting
              Device

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              • ur4me2bunker
                Registered User
                • Jul 2002
                • 23

                #202
                because quality shoots straight always is great moto but if you have one of the old AGD black sweat shirts you will see it sure can't print straight!
                It has the company logo with the famous moto, printed way off to the right and off center. We still laugh when we put those things on.
                Are we sure that AGD can still use the term 'straight' in the moto with one of their teams called 'Pride'? Hmmmm.... I know those guys... and.....

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                • Cliffio
                  No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                  • Nov 2001
                  • 4592

                  #203
                  Originally posted by AngelBoy
                  AO - "The Official place to come and join hundreds of people all hit on ONE GIRL"

                  bahahaha

                  good call


                  Cliff
                  AO MEMBER# 2967
                  No Limit
                  check out these killers...
                  NFeel The JoyN

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                  • BTAutoMag
                    AO's Problem Child
                    • Oct 2001
                    • 7199

                    #204
                    Smart Parts: Our brick will beat your tube.

                    AGD: But after your brick beats our tube, our tube still works.

                    AGD: Forget to charge your battery? Dont worry, be happy.
                    sigpic

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                    • MagmanLee
                      Pball Fanatic
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 144

                      #205
                      Kingman-Try our NEW flavor of the week!
                      WGP-Only markers with range extending elves.
                      Tippman-Indimidate your opponents with cannon sounding shots!
                      "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death"-Albert Einstein

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                      • SSMercury
                        Baaaaa....baaaa
                        • Jun 2002
                        • 212

                        #206
                        *cackles madly that this thread was resurrected...AND LIVES!*
                        Own: stock '94 original Spyder, Used Nelspot 007, Phantom stock class

                        "Some of us thought you had gone insane. Verdict still pending on that one."
                        -Vegeta, aimed at Tom Kaye

                        Mercury Musings to meself:
                        If someone takes a paint-gun apart and modifies every scrap of it, does it matter what gun they had in the first place?
                        No, it does not matter.
                        Simplicity is proven over technological breakthrough.
                        Too bad we can't smack sense into everyone. Why, think of how easy learning would be.
                        Aiming is a good thing.

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                        • Cliffio
                          No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 4592

                          #207
                          anyone know why this isnt a classic yet?
                          AO MEMBER# 2967
                          No Limit
                          check out these killers...
                          NFeel The JoyN

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                          • circa3182
                            Splat Rats Capt
                            • Feb 2002
                            • 144

                            #208
                            Petition to Make this a Classic...

                            Lets all petition to make this a classic!

                            1) Mike Barrows
                            Mike B

                            Good traders: RogueFactor, SIGSays

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                            • HoppysMag
                              Hoppy's en Fuego!!!
                              • Oct 2001
                              • 3494

                              #209
                              circa, im in on that...



                              Steve Hopkins
                              "You have not converted a man because you have silenced him." -John Morley

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                              • Cliffio
                                No Sig's or Av's is Gay
                                • Nov 2001
                                • 4592

                                #210
                                Cliff LInders
                                AO MEMBER# 2967
                                No Limit
                                check out these killers...
                                NFeel The JoyN

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