"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

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  • Micromag5371
    Irrelevant Misguided Man
    • Jul 2001
    • 246
    #46
    oh well.
    Kingman- we learn from our mistakes
    Bob long- how do you spell quality control?
    WGP- For the mechanically inclined
    matrix- For best results use a Dual ASA with 2 114/4500's
    WDP-shiney, spiffy, $1200...and you still can be eliminated
    Tribal- If you cant get your gun to work, don't look to us. we built it.

    JT- our dirtbike racing technology inspires us
    Tippmann- built like a truck, works like a dead battery
    BE-Not a toy, but rather a deadly piece of equipment(like a plastic butter knife)

    ANS- because we said so.our aftermarket is great, thats why your not using our products.

    bruizer- when you finish upgrading, you will be able to compete with spyders.

    PTP-HUSH! your gun works fine...THERE is NO PROBLEMS in your gun....WE WILL REPLACE IT FOR free...you pay the $95 S&H fee

    ICE paintball- we look up to the major manufacturers....WAYY UPP
    This Event Really Did happen On the West Coast Of The U.S.A. In WWII the Japanese Constructed Balloons With Bombs On Them. They Would Float Them Into The U.S.A. Through The Pacific Airstream That Crossed The pacific.

    "A little while after WWII, some kids on a fieldtrip discovered an unexploded bomb. They threw rocks at it until they got some real results." <-- The Moral? DO NOT THROW ROCKS!

    "Is It Possible To Measure Peer Pressure In PSI?"
    micromag s/n 003554
    need a pic?- http://www.geocities.com/unblood/Paintball.html

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      • kenshinkandon
        Registered User
        • Aug 2001
        • 304
        #47
        Autococker- batteries not required
        Emag- batteries optional
        Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off of your Objective.

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          • zvanut
            AO's Favorite Member
            • Jun 2001
            • 1817
            #48
            UP!!!!
            Tough Times Wont Last Forever...
            Tough People Will ~ Darryl Kile R.I.P. 2002

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              • Cro§§ƒire
                Registered User
                • Oct 2001
                • 46
                #49
                Mags= Whats that? Your battery went dead
                Sponsers
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                J&J Performance
                Combat Vision
                indian Springs

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                  • Paintball_Foo
                    IOG Supa Doopa Moderator
                    • Nov 2000
                    • 422
                    #50
                    ak, quit raggin on shocker they arn't made to be pretty :) just to work...Buy a 68ci Co2... last you as much as a 114 N tank on your RT... hehe
                    Impulse Owners Group

                    Ebay Feedback

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                      • FooTemps
                        HURRRR
                        • Sep 2001
                        • 6702
                        #51
                        DAMN...You guys are good. Took all the ones I was thinking of. We need to find more to diss...how about PMI?

                        edit:
                        ANGEL: GOT CASH?
                        Last edited by FooTemps; 10-03-2001, 11:02 PM.

                        .
                        		Good Traders:
                        Tunaman, K-villeplayer, Magman007, Mastersconi, Jon/xpm, Kenndogg

                        My feedback if you've dealt with me, leave some...

                        Fruitcat: it's what AO doesn't like.

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                          • Dubstar112
                            Dubstar111x
                            • Feb 2001
                            • 2321
                            #52
                            Smart parts: Shoes not included
                            ... although i do like the shocker...

                            AGD: The last gun you'll need(PERIOD)

                            WGP: More elves for the money!

                            WDP:If we made it in the US, it could be cheaper

                            ... all of these companies are good no matter what!
                            AO #765
                            CCM Series 5
                            Prerelease Impulse
                            Hyperframed Warped Mag w/flatline tank
                            Feedback.

                            Good to know that somone of Tom's status seeks "relief" from a sport he helped create. A sport now ruled by a single patent.

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                              • MajorDamage
                                King of Polyester!
                                • Dec 2000
                                • 3141
                                #53
                                B.E. If quality always shoot straight then what does that mean for us...Oh, I see...*Cries*...*Spirits get uplifted* Lets make something out of plastic!

                                OR!

                                B.E. we dont make no not good guns, we make things cheaper! We recycle though! Our guns are made from old plastic milk jugs, and if we have to use metal, we use old pop cans, and our paint is not good, and wal-mart loves us, and Yeah!

                                Lol, I know this isnt really funny, but its the truth! lol. Dont hate me because im beautiful...

                                ENDO!
                                Oldskool

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                                  • st6212
                                    Registered User
                                    • May 2001
                                    • 470
                                    #54
                                    Some private jokes with my buddies :)

                                    WDP: "bzzzt...General Protection Fault"

                                    SP: "Shocker in a size 8 please"

                                    AGD: "Pull the trigger our way, or it's NO way!"

                                    WGP: "So what's that? Your third lense now?"

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                                      • shartley
                                        • Jun 2026
                                        #55
                                        Cocker... for those who like to tinker.
                                        E-Mag... for those who don't want to HAVE to.

                                        Cocker... Great Marker for adding after-market parts to.
                                        E-Mag... Great Marker for not NEEDING after-market parts.

                                        E-Mag... How much do you want to pay for your Marker?
                                        Cocker... How much do you want to pay for your Upgrades?

                                        Question: Why does the name Cocker remind me of a chicken?

                                        E-MAGnificent

                                        B.E. (Be Everywhere)

                                        For those who need the extra help, call on an ANGEL. For those who need true power and reliability, call on a GOD. E-Mag

                                        All things being equal... heck, all things are NOT equal! E-Mag

                                        Which is more reliable in YOUR game? Your mouth or your Marker? E-Mag What great players prefer to shoot.

                                        (NOTE: these are all in good fun. I am under the belief that it is not so important WHAT you shoot, as long as you DO shoot.)

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                                          • a person
                                            that needs money
                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 168
                                            #56
                                            BE:We Suck And Thats It
                                            WDP:Shiny. Over Priced. Can Give You Weather Reports Anyplace In The World, At Anytime, In 2002, The Year After That....
                                            DYE:We Give Overpriced A New Meaning
                                            WGP:We Shoot Farther, Somehow
                                            Kingman:We Are BrassEagle, Just We Use Aluminum
                                            BE:We Release Products Before Tesing And Then Record The Results
                                            Smart Parts:Patent. Patent. Patent. What Do We Make Again?
                                            Tippmann:We Build Things Like Tanks: Big, Heavy, and You Can Take It To War
                                            AGD:We Actually Care
                                            ACI:We Are Yet Another Version of BrassEagle
                                            JT: Downgrading Our Products Since The Brass Eagle Era
                                            VL:HALO, Oh Crap....
                                            HALO:GoodBye VL....
                                            Bob Long: We Try To Improve on Ideas and Products, But We Make Them Worse and Pretty
                                            ANS:The Brass Eagle of Upgrades for Your Gun
                                            KAPP:Overpriced Drop Forwards, And A Whole Lot More
                                            CP:We Make Shiny Things Too, Yet They Serve a Purpose Well At a Reasonable Price

                                            I need to get out more.
                                            Last edited by a person; 10-06-2001, 04:57 PM.
                                            AGD was put on this earth to do one thing.... make paintball better.

                                            "Dont be afraid of getting hit, the welps will go away sometime"---Me

                                            Some messed up ****, and quite hillarious
                                            http://www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.php

                                            YATTA!!!!!!

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                                              • Starfire
                                                Sniper
                                                • Jun 2001
                                                • 389
                                                #57
                                                AGD- Because being different is good.... 16bps no chopping never need to do a damn thing to good....
                                                "I have become death, shatterer of worlds"
                                                "Once a sniper always a sniper." - Chris White

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                                                  • IWannaRiot979
                                                    ::TeamMint::
                                                    • Aug 2001
                                                    • 380
                                                    #58
                                                    WGP: "If you love to tinker, then you to can have a $350 paperweight."
                                                    BE: "Plastic--the other maker substance."
                                                    BE: "We'll by your cat, refrigerator, and shoes, if it will put one more of OUR guns in SOMEONE'S hands.
                                                    WDP:"If you thought your Porche was fast...."
                                                    JT: "When you just have to follow the crowd."
                                                    DYE: "Why not? All the pros are doing it."
                                                    Kingman: "Think of us like paintball's Microsoft."
                                                    Tippmann: "Because die-cast is everyone's first choice."
                                                    AGD: "Because videos from 1991 are still usefull."
                                                    Insert Sig Pic Here
                                                    Team Mint - 3man phenom.
                                                    Rockin' The CrapPulse!
                                                    Contact Team Mint

                                                    Impulse Status - Finished! - ... for the moment

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                                                      • gmag
                                                        Lucid Dreamer
                                                        • Jun 2001
                                                        • 409
                                                        #59
                                                        Shartley and Riot.....HILARIOUS!!! LOL!

                                                        Indian Creek Designs: Yes, the Alleycat and the Thundercat are the same EXACT markers.

                                                        Airgun Designs: The only company that gives away free powerfeed plugs.

                                                        Dye: Professionals only.

                                                        Tippman: We suck.

                                                        WDP: Need help doing your math homework?
                                                        "Men think they think upon great politcal questions, and they do; but they think with their party, not independently; they read its literature, but not that of the other side; they arrive at convictions, but they are drawn from a partial view of the matter in hand and are of no particular value. They swarm with their party, they feel with their party, they are happy in their party's approval; and where the party leads they will follow, whether for right and honor, or through blood and dirt and a mush of mutilated morals."
                                                        ~Mark Twain

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                                                          • keebler
                                                            Registered User
                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 381
                                                            #60
                                                            agd: never has a tube done so much

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