"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[mykroft]

PMI: We do Blowbacks right!
PMI: Spyders that Work.

Tippmann: Bulletproof, Literally

AKALMP: Overpriced and under-pressurized

Sandridge: Angel Performance, Cocker reliability, the worst of both worlds.

Zap:Making Kingman look good

Palmer: Overpriced, Overengineered, overweight, and underperforming.

BE: We are Borg, prepare to be assimilated

Diablo: Guns with Gremlins

[MicrOMag]

Lol that Sandridge one is funny

[Vegeta]

Kingman Java= "Paint it purple and sell it for 20 dollars more!"

Bushmaster= "'Cuase everyone wants to live in the bush!"
BE= "Supplying gangs, poor people, and crackheads for over 6 years."

I cant say anything bad about tippmann... i own a 98. Never had any problems with it in 2 years. and about the custom... i wish i had one. No sending to the company to put in your RT or hacksawing trigger guards.. it really was a good idea they came out with it. And they dont charge that much more for htem.. maybe 25 dollars.

[_MaD_]

J&J - Better barrels through frying pan technology!
Brass Eagle - All your paintball gear are belong to us!
WDP - Paintball gun, pager, cell phone and now featuring wireless web access!
Smart Parts - You'll Freak when you see how much it costs!

[Bartleby]

"BE: We are Borg, prepare to be assimilated "

one of the best one's i've seen yet

[Drizit]

Tippmann RT: And you thought the Angel was spray and pry.
Tippmann: Because you never know when you will need a club in a paintball game.
Tippmann: What do you mean a switch for full auto or nothing is a bad idea?
Tippmann: Go ahead. just try and cross thread this.
ProTeam: Tubes? we don't need no stinking tubes.
ProTeam: We don't make the markers you already own, we make them smaller.
WGP: taking a good idea and making it way more complicated then it has to be.
WDP: Because the trigger shouldn't have to move for the gun to fire.
Cobra Angle: 1 colour anodizing and a trigger job you could do in 15 minutes is worth an extra $1000 right?
AGD: because everyone should have a gun designed by a rocket scientist.

ok it's late and I don't think I can come up with anymore right now.

[nutz]

WDP: 1$ gun, 999$ shiping

[nutz]

o just thought of this one...
WGP- the gun works untill you gas it up.
Proball- breaks on impact... of the bolt that is.
Diablo- paintballs hurt... lets make them hurt more!
Kingman- purple paint is better than grey!!!

[Vegeta]

Tippmann - We make large threaded barrels for really, really, fat fingered people that can't screw in a 20 turn spyder barrel.

Viper - We use 1/4 turn lock-in barrels for really, really, dumbasses.

Tippmann Flatline - New innovation - turn the gun sideways and shoot around trees.

Airstar Super Nova - Now Comes in white! (note: metal detector to find gun after you drop it in the snow not included)

Angel WDP - Now comes with OnStar* System!

"I just took my mag apart last night"
"Oh.. did that take long?"
"No.. but it took me 5 hours trying to fiqure how to put it back together."

[n1mr0d]

Originally posted by Vegeta

Viper - We use 1/4 turn lock-in barrels for really, really, dumbasses.

"I just took my mag apart last night"
"Oh.. did that take long?"
"No.. but it took me 5 hours trying to fiqure how to put it back together."

errr......AGD guns use the quarter turn and lock barrels, does that make us dumasses?....

and that joke about the mags is like not funny or true. it takes me 20 seconds to go from assembled to body, body rail, trigger frame, and valve.

[pbsj]

WDP "Because regular maintenance should cost 400 dollars"
WGP "Building Power forearms since 1993 "
SP "With turbo even a trained monkey can be your fatback"
Tribal "So ugly they could be a modern art masterpiece"
Tippman "Because everyone needs an entrenching tool"
Bruiser "Great Jugs err I mean Guns..."

[mac2k4]

hey n1mr0d none of it is true there justa jokin around. The reason ya can take it apart so quick is cause its only held by 1 screw

[n1mr0d]

Originally posted by mac2k4
hey n1mr0d none of it is true there justa jokin around. The reason ya can take it apart so quick is cause its only held by 1 screw

heh gotcha

[deded]

warpig: if you can't find it here, you most likely have brain damage

pigtv: look at all the angels!

brass eagle: why use metal when plastic is so much cheaper?

diablo: our commercials suck ***

WDP: buy our stuff so we can pay our web designers!

dye: buy our stuff so we can pay *our* web designers!

AGD: we only fix 'em for free because they never break

Warp Feed: its time to buy more paint

JT: Buy our $130 goggles and well throw in a fan for free!

[NikeMann]

BE - "you mean it's NOT suppose to break in the barrel?"

AGD - "cuz the gun has to work to be able to use it"

WDP - "price means everything"

WGP - "the more moving parts, the cooler it is"

Kingman - "add a new part to an old gun, and you have a whole different gun."

ICD - "send it in, we'll MAKE it work"

SP - "we make good barrels, as for the guns..."

DYE - "three letters can change a price"

Bob Long - "of course I ate paint chips"

32* - "what's a patent?"

KAPP - "it's so purdy..."

Tippmann - "suppose to be used in war, not in play"

Ricochet - "weed whacker technology"

ZAP - "leave us alone, we know we suck"

Diablo - "posessed"

J&J - "we know ceramic breaks"

JT - "making you stick out when you want to hide"

Warp Feed - "peek-a-boo"

VL - "dont you think the egg was original?"