"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[J]

Smart parts (Impulse - Shocker): "One thread fits all (of the same gun). OR
Smart parts: "proving you CAN make a shoebox into a paintball gun"


Viewloader: "The Evalution was Brass Eagle's idea, we swear"
32 degrees : "Hey, we haven't copied that yet"
WGP: "It HAS to be good if it cost this much"
the Stingray: "And they said we needed threads"
BE: "We survived by clinging on (and bring down) successful companies"
Kingmann: "Our guns need more holes in them"

[FDB1]

Be:"Bore sizes....our paint has varied bore sizes all in one pack for your convinance"

lol! that is great!

[Bartleby]

WGP - "good from far, but far from good"
Kingman - "no, i'm sorry, we don't have ball breaks, we just have satchel charges that detonate in your chamber"
Angel - "we understand the need for compensation"
E-Mag - "the only gun with a right to an ego"
AGD - "Having trouble? Send your gun in and we'll replace everything including power tube, safety, trigger, regulator, all orings, and spaces at no charge. And ontop of that we'll throw in a few power feed plugs. ENJOY!"
Retro Valve - "get a warpfeed"
Warpfeed - "gravity just isn't fast enough"
PMI - "It's PMI not PMS damnit!!"
Tippman - "What? No we don't understand the flatline, we just know it works."
Challenge Park Extreme - "we pride ourselves on our cheesy movie-making abilities"
Me - "for your personal enjoyment"

[MajorDamage]

OK! I thought of more today!

AGD--We make reliable guns, and have great Tech Support.
WGP--Our guns are good after you upgrade them.
WDP--Our guns are expensive and electronic.
Smart Parts--We don't have very good tech support, and we make electronic guns.
Toxic Toyz--We are out of business.
Kingman--We make entry level markers, and have weird bottomline. We bought out Raven.
Tippmann--We make reliable entry level guns, with good tech support.
Brass Eagle--We make the Talon, Stingray, and other popular markers. We also bought out JT and Veiwloader.

LOL! I AM SO humorous!

ENDO!

[theraidenproject]

AGD: making back-up guns obselete since (whenever AGD started)

[dansim]

now the dye "stupid freek...."now that was funny
anyway

Agd- yeah its ugly but it makes a really cool clink,clink sound
wgp- well okay we found out how triggers are made they(whispering)whats that word again(talking) they pivot yeah pivot whatever that is
wdp- hey all you that have the pre lcd gun screw you
aci- well what if we make it shiny?
32* what if we add some stickers? howbout a hole or 2? hey now thats origanal
tippman- no you still cant buy the hellhound
cci- um were still in bussiness guys you know we sell guns and stuff
kigman- because theres never enough look alike markers made buy the same company oh and dont you love our offset pistol screw holes?

um thats all for now

[pito189]

WDP: "The Angel...now includes Satellite link up, and LO-Jack" [/B][/QUOTE]

Thats a good one.

The Angel...now with Windows XP standard.

[MJS1214]

tippman-why buy a cane AND painball gun?
tippman-we have a ATV with a paintball gun on it so there!
tippman-with a flatline barrel,the ball will go around the world and hit you in the back!
tippman-our guns shoot balls that can curve around a tree*
tippman-piss us off and well make another pointless add-on to the 98 custom!
WGP-ELVES RULE!
Boo Yaah-we make you spyder an angel minus the performance!
JAVA-we make spyders and sell them for an extra 20 dollars!
AGD-we made a tube with a grip frame actually WORK
WDP-we add a tv to your tank and a playstation2 to your gun




*that happened to me 1 time...
and no i actually DO like tippman they are just vulnerable!

[klb311]

WDP: Angels are better than Emags because, ummm, they like, cost more and stuff

AGD: If you can't see him popping up behind the bunker and yet you get railed by him, then yes, he was using a warp

[e21bgl]

[mykroft]

Eclipse; We make cockers not suck

WGP: We make fancy pumps
WGP: They work, just DFWI

Kingman: The Hyundai of the Paintball industry, Cheap Junk from the Far East.

Shocktech: Because Danny Love Says So
Shocktech: Danny Love's Cool, so buy his engineering samples.

ANS: Worse than Stock, Guaranteed.

KAPP: Prettier Than Stock, Guaranteed

WDP: 1 Case, 0 Kills
WDP: $2000 and what warantee?

Smart Parts: 'Cause Everyone needs a bigger bottle

ICD: 1/2 the Price, 2x The performance of your average Angel

MacDev: Make your bushy feel like an Angel too.

Crossfire: Making presets cool since 2000

AGD: We can afford to have gold plated warrantee, our guns don't break anyways.

DYE: It's cooler because the Ironmen use it, Really.

PTP: Breaking good designs since 1993

[absocountry2]

with a K

I think the best so far is the Kingman-Crap with a K

PMI- Pretty Much Insignificant

[Manuel_FZR]

WGP= Better distance and accuracy thru use of elves.

[MJS1214]

Originally posted by MJS1214
tippman-why buy a cane AND painball gun?
tippman-we have a ATV with a paintball gun on it so there!
tippman-with a flatline barrel,the ball will go around the world and hit you in the back!
tippman-our guns shoot balls that can curve around a tree*
tippman-piss us off and well make another pointless add-on to the 98 custom!
WGP-ELVES RULE!
Boo Yaah-we make you spyder an angel minus the performance!
JAVA-we make spyders and sell them for an extra 20 dollars!
AGD-we made a tube with a grip frame actually WORK
WDP-we add a tv to your tank and a playstation2 to your gun



*that happened to me 1 time...
and no i actually DO like tippman they are just vulnerable!

i like the above...and:We can afford to have gold plated warrantee, our guns don't break anyways.

[Bartleby]

you're not getting away with that one.

MJS1214 QUOTED HIMSELF

hee hee hee