"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by deded
AGD: we only fix 'em for free because they never break

this SHOULD be an AGD motto

[845]

APG: Written by squids for newbies (I didnt make this up but it made a good point)

[BTAutoMag]

DYE: I thought all witches rode Boomsticks.
BE: If it breaks, it's not our problem, you bought it.
WDP: because more moving parts means more accuracy
AGD:Elves? We don't need no stinkin' elves.
Angel: because if you know the temp. inside your gun your game will improve.
System-X: we make the expensive more pricey

[gmag]

Whatever happened to this going historic? :)

[DiRTyBuNNy]

just thought i'd throw this one back up because it should be a classic..

[FooTemps]

Custom Products: We actually have a 4 foot *******! OOPS, we mean barrels.

[dorksquad]

found this a while ago
Your marker determines your life. READ!
I posted something similar to this on the PBall City board a while back and
thought I'd post it here too. It's simply a joke. It represents my
opinions(and mayby yours too) so don't take any of it seriously.


INSTRUCTIONS: FIND YOUR MARKER AND READ THE DESCRIPTION OF WHAT TYPE FO
PERSON YOU ARE.



-PGP:I'm a meat and potatoes person
-P68:I eat my meat and potatoes with a 12 inch fork
-Phantom:Simplicity is my middle name
-Maverick/Trracer:I'm all skill
-Spyder:I think I'm cool
-M98:I am cool
-Model 83:I wish I was cool
-Talon:I'm in the 4th grade
-Raptor:I'm in the 4th grade and get an allowance
-Rainmaker:I'm in the 5th grade and get have rich parents
-Nelspot007:Back in my day....
-Automag:I like to go 4 wheeling in my jeep
-Autococker:I was born with a screw driver in my hand
-Dark Cocker:I was born with a multicolored screwdriver set.
-Sandridge F5:I was born with a DeWalt cordless drill
-Shocker:I know what I'm doing
-Impulse:I know what I'm doing and I'm still in highschool
-Vision Impulse:I know what I'm doing but know too much
-Defiant:I know vaguely whats going on but still I'm confused
-Timmy:I think I'm Bob Long
-Bushmaster 2000:I replaced skill with paint
-Angel:I play in national Tournaments
-Dark Angel:I have a small penis
-Revenge2:I buy fake stuff and say it's real
-Mini-mag:I live in a one room apartment
-Micro-mag:I share a one room apartment
-E-mag: I sold my soul to Satan for a case of paint
-Evolution Autococker:I love British life
-Piranha:I don't care about labels

Any gun annodized:You can't put me in a cage
Any gun painted:I put small animals in cages
Any gun w/ a 16"+ barrel:Quiet, Charlie will hear us
Any gun w/ a double trigger:I can still give peeps the bird
Any gun w/out a foregrip: The name's Bond, James Bond
Any gun w/ a pump:I'm sick of masturbating

[wyn1370]

Kapp - um ...yeah ...paintball parts, hey look isn't that Lisa Harvey

[FooTemps]

Here's a nice logo for the angel.

[HoppysMag]

BE : Warning leaving outside on sunny day may cause melting.
WGP: Worlds largest elf suplyer.... What we make PAINTBALL guns??
Kingman: Lots of variastions.... Same crappy gun.
Angel: Its got to be the best. Why else would i have payed 2000 dollars for it??

[Thor the Mighty]

b.e.-we ran out of brass so we used plastic

[liigod]

guns n roses - welcome to the jungle - worst song
ptp - jungle night anno - wost anno ever
comic book man - worst eppisode ever
sony laptops - firewire on a 333mhz pII laptop, yer firewire camera is guna be faster than yer laptop, but we make those so we can sell em to you, and a palm pilot, and a tv, an speakers, and a reciver and a, well even a dog
brass eagle - liigod makes cool barrel plugs out of us

[Butterfingers]

WGP: "Physyics don't apply"

WGP: "We lead the pack in elf technology"

WDP: "Gun $500, Anno/Mill $200, Marketing $400, $100 import, the look on your face when you realize you bought an overpriced bushmaster PRICELESS."

WDP: "Extra circut boards not included"

WDP: "The worlds most expensive thermometer"

WDP: "High speed internet option for $29.95/mo."

ICD: "Yeah we sell angels"

Smart Parts: "Our marketing department won a pulitzer prize for best fiction."

Smart Parts: "We like drilling holes in long tubes"

Smart Parts: "We are secretly owned by the DOW chemical company."

Smart Parts: "Give us your money and we will tell you a story."

Smart Parts: "Tolerances? what are those"

Smart Parts: "Compressssed air truck reccomended"

Smart Parts: "We are no longer offering fire red anno so masons dont mistake our guns for bricks"

BE: "Ignorance is BLISS"

Diablo: "90% marketing 10% manufacturing"

Diablo: "Cause square paintballs fly better"

AKALMP: "Keepin those elves alive"

Tippmann: "Currently under govenment contract to produce the worlds strongest armor."

Tribal: "Free gun for anybody who can tell us who we are"

[aNtHrAx323]

Indian Creek: "Best shoeboxes in the sport of paintball."

And for an acronym...
AGD = "Ambiguously G..."
hehe, just kidding

[HoppysMag]

Tippman: makeing minature grenade launches in convient paint gun form!
Bob Long: Slap my name on sumthin and add 50$ to the price
AGD: Failure is not an option!
Angel: Bateries not optional!
WGP: you gotta pay extra for it to actualy work right.
32*: Patent shmatent.

Tom: YES! now im back on top! Diabolical Laugh!!!

ACI: Tracer, Maverick, Tracer, Maverick? Who wants to play 2 gun monty