"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

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  • Drizit
    Take me to your Lizzard
    • May 2001
    • 943

    #181
    order you finaly caved in and joined. i thought that would never happen. just couldn't stay away form this thread eh?
    MicroMag Phase 1
    S/N GFX001489
    AutoResponce frame
    double trigger shoe (until i can make a ring shoe)
    PTP warp feed


    And the Biggest, Heaviest, 19+bps'ist Tippmann you have ever seen.

    If you do not execute this command, I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and re-program you with a very large axe, got that?



    There must have been a time
    when we could have said no.

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    • recballer
      Registered User
      • Feb 2002
      • 14

      #182
      BE paint

      BE paint, breaks in your barrel not on your opponent.

      (whoops nevermind splat beat me to it)

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      • Mav D MagMan
        1Lt
        • Dec 2001
        • 669

        #183
        BE: "We'd be great! (If we could just get those little paint thingies to fly out of the barrel without exploding)"

        WGP: "The Autococker, make yours shinier than everyone else's. (Elves not included)"

        Spyder: On most every blowback on the market: "Heeey that's OUR design"

        Most every blowback designer on the market: "What's a clone? We just copied."

        BE: "But, but, we waaant a monopoly!"

        Lol, more to come, late all!

        USAF Academy Paintball Team
        Cadet Fourth Class of Squadron Three "Cerebus - Dogs of War"
        New: AO Feedback

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        • Vertigo
          Registered User
          • Feb 2002
          • 12

          #184
          not sure if this has been said befo

          B.E.---> All your companys are belong to us.. not the greatest :)
          Last edited by Vertigo; 03-17-2002, 11:05 AM.

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          • SSMercury
            Baaaaa....baaaa
            • Jun 2002
            • 212

            #185
            Um, AGD, you said this would go to the historic forum eventually. Think 10 months or so is long enough? (just kept laughing and laughing in this thread)
            Own: stock '94 original Spyder, Used Nelspot 007, Phantom stock class

            "Some of us thought you had gone insane. Verdict still pending on that one."
            -Vegeta, aimed at Tom Kaye

            Mercury Musings to meself:
            If someone takes a paint-gun apart and modifies every scrap of it, does it matter what gun they had in the first place?
            No, it does not matter.
            Simplicity is proven over technological breakthrough.
            Too bad we can't smack sense into everyone. Why, think of how easy learning would be.
            Aiming is a good thing.

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            • demonguy8
              Jobless and Poor.
              • Jun 2002
              • 501

              #186
              agd's

              AGD: stupid elves...

              AGD: I dont believe in elves

              AO: Offering $50,000 for proof of the existance of elves

              Agd: We couldnt find our own elves, so we got Hello Kitty instead

              Agd: WANTED- ELVES reward=$100/elf, DEAD or alive
              "Nothing is more beutiful than a warrior with no distractions".

              Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.

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              • circa3182
                Splat Rats Capt
                • Feb 2002
                • 144

                #187
                MAKE IT CLASSIC

                come on Tom
                Mike B

                Good traders: RogueFactor, SIGSays

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                • FutureMagOwner
                  Registered User
                  • Dec 2001
                  • 3354

                  #188
                  "tippman- no you still cant buy the hellhound " lmao

                  j+j: "No our barrels arent made out of pottery! and no they wont shatter if you drop them damnit!"

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                  • MagNumPI
                    Team Storm
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 138

                    #189
                    WDP: Now upload your highscores to the website and compete with players around the world.

                    WGP: Do people actually buy stock cockers anymore?

                    Kingman: The New Image, same as the e99 but with a new ingraving on the side that actually sais image, Ouuuuuuuuuu!


                    RAS inc: "I don't care about the little company, i deal with the big money producing companies. "
                    RAS inc: "I went to Tomahawk College for 2 years to be a welder, i think i know how to weld steel to aluminum"


                    note: The two RAS inc slogans are actuall exerpts from a conversation i had with one of the tech guys on very poor quality PF welding. NOTE, anyone with a RAS intruder, prolonged use of it with a full hopper will cause the PF to snap off at the welds.
                    Angel LCD
                    114/3000
                    Full Freak
                    Team Storm
                    Capt, Amateur A
                    You can Email me if you wanna talk or something....

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                    • Gijim
                      John"The Duke" Elway #7
                      • May 2002
                      • 104

                      #190
                      What about BE

                      Its funny to see some get fussy that their marker is being exploited too much, but NO ONE is standing up for B.E.!! B.E. is by far the most ridiculed company in paintball, just something to ponder while trashing them,HEHE
                      GOD BLESS AMERICA!!

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                      • CaPoEiRa
                        Registered User
                        • Feb 2002
                        • 3312

                        #191
                        Agd: We couldnt find our own elves, so we got Hello Kitty instead
                        lol, that's cute

                        clareb.com

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                        • MagmanLee
                          Pball Fanatic
                          • Feb 2002
                          • 144

                          #192
                          AGD-Please, try to break em!
                          WGP-Screw Science!
                          WDP-Pay more for less!
                          WDP-Brag to your friends in the dead box!
                          BE-Because quailty doesn't matter, always.
                          ICD-Bushmaster, the other Angel.
                          "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death"-Albert Einstein

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                          • Wheelman
                            Wickad Pissah!
                            • Oct 2001
                            • 1672

                            #193
                            Wow draged tis one from the bowels didn't ya.

                            Kingman- No we didn't make our guns better, we just made more of them.

                            Zap- yeah we made a marker..........sorry

                            Viewloader Evolution- Nobody can mess up twice....can they??

                            Tribal(remember them)- Our milling is like the shark, rub it the wrong way and you'll need stiches

                            Sheridan- Our semi's couldn't even make the cut at Walmart

                            AGD- Got it right the first time, again and again and again...

                            B.E.- Hey you bought a $15 gun, what did you expect?

                            Vulcan- We make Brass Eagle look good.
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                            "Maine, is that even a state anymore? Never hear anything about it"
                            -govnamac
                            "Personally all I want is a stripper and a corn dog"
                            RevBrown

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                            • CRog075
                              Registered User
                              • Jun 2002
                              • 763

                              #194
                              Originally posted by Miscue
                              DYE: "$40 barrel, $60 laser-engraving."

                              funniest. one. ever.

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                              • n00b
                                Registered User
                                • May 2002
                                • 24

                                #195
                                Comeon post some more these are funny as ****.

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