"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[epterry]

b.e. our guns put out a fine mist of paint for when you need to bunnker all 3 newbs behind that tire with 1 shot

angel guy makes a commint to the guy with the emag before walking on the field with him to have a 1 on 1 "dont you just love this new 2002 angel?" walking off the feild the emag guy says "what were you doing when i bunkerd you, or were you out of paint?" angel guy says "no I was checking my email."

[Rob @ DNR]

Worr Games: "Because moving part's look cool"
Brass Eagle: "Redefining the word crap"
National Paintball Supply: "Why lead when you can follow"
32 degrees: "We came, we saw, we copied"
Smart Parts: "If a box can work for Volvo..."
Smart Parts: "Support, We don't need no stinkin' customer support"
Smart Parts: "Grease up yer pig"
All American's: "What, me wipe?"
WDP: "25 useless modes of fire, and a whole lot more"
WDP: "Yeah, it has more features you'll never use..."
Redz: "Some assembly required"
Tippmann: "Any color you want, as long as it's black"
Kingman: "One design, 148 models"
Kingman: "Purple costs more"
AGD: "If it ain't broke, don't fix it"
Shocktech: "The bomb is a dud"
DYE: "At least boomstick sounds cool"
APG: "New issue, same articles"
Paintball 2 xtremes: "See National Paintball supply"
Facefull: "The JC Penny's catalog has nothing on us!"
Bob Long: "Ugly is good"
JT: "See kingman"
Diablo: "At least the box looks good"
Diablo: "Dimples add character..."

[BTAutoMag]

What happened to this going historic

[gmag]

Hahaha. Great stuff Rob!

[Havoc_online]

AGD: What can we say?...It's Divinity

WGP: Just don't sneeze on it, you'll break it.

WDP: Do NOT use in rain, it's not grounded.

[dave p]

WDP: "the type of skill only money can buy"
Pneuventures: "DoH!"

how come no one is ragging sheridan? im tryin but commin up dry.

[HoppysMag]

Sheridan: VM68 only gun that can stop a bullet and still work!.

Sheridan: PGP's bunkering your over priced gun since the late 80's

[Blazini]

WDP: Who Dares Pay?
WDP: Looking mighty fly all the way to the dead box.
WDP: So your card isn't maxxed yet? We proudly introduce our line of over priced tanks.
Kingman: No matter how many times you polish a turd,it's still just a piece of crap.
Kingman: Got cup seals?
Slatt Attack: Technically,Bud stole the idea first.
Spatt Attack: Check out our new auto....errr I mean revenge.
PGI Mayhem: No you can't have your money back.
Smart Parts: Screw you and thanks for shopping smart parts.
Smart Parts: Powered by Dow 33!!!!!
WGP: Trust us.....it shoots farther.
WGP: Thanks Glenn.
Sheridan: We're still here......I think?
AGD: We're not even sure where the gun ends and the barrel begins.
Diablo Matrix: Sucking more air than a Hoover.
Booyaa: Turning your aging paint clunker into an electro-junker.
Center Flag: Yea dude I love the creeper. Ohhh... you were talking tank regs.

[Cliffio]

AGD-Proud maker of the Not-So-Super Bolt.
AO-where we boast about how much better out website is.
... id do all the other fun companies but im sleepy

[FooTemps]

Originally posted by Cliffio
AGD-Proud maker of the Not-So-Super Bolt.

That one is great...
System-X= Plastic parts are better for your pb gun! WE SWEAR IT SO!

[Cliffio]

(got this from your sig, yeah its lame but oh well)

Yatta-yeah we make that

*i cant believe its not yatta*

[splat11756]

Brass eagle: leading the industry in recycled paint

[splat11756]

WDP: built in alarm clock

[orderofreason]

I thought i'd throw a couple into the mix

Diablo Matrix: nononono...more O rings make for a better gun!

Smart Parts: I dont' really care if your gun hasn't worked in 9 months, we dont' want to fix it. (nice eh...)

WDP: Yes we know Brass Eagle already made this grip. but we can charge more....

WDP: We could move to the states and make cheaper guns, but we like it in englad.

AGD: Impersonating a Cuisanart for almost 14 years

EMAG: Batteries not required!

Angel: Batteries required! (If you somehow manage to run down a 250,000 shot charge on the battery)

Kingman: One drill hole can change a price.

WGP: Leave it alone and it MIGHT work

AO: Hehe elves.

EM-1: Lets make an incredibly fast gun and throw a single trigger on it....

ICD: We almost feel like an angel

32 Degrees: If copying was the sincerest sign of flattery, we'd have our lips glued to everyones butt.

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On another note. A lot of people have directed me to this website and a lot of people i know have seen this site. Trashing other guns beyond what is even good taste (the 1$ gun 999 shipping - study to be a machinist, you'll change your mind). So what if the angel IR3 has more features in it that you really need. I'm willing to bet that when the LCD came out that almost everyone here made fun of something like the lCD in the handle. What' the emag got again?

The 400$ shinier than yours made me almost die of laughter. Actually, most of these were hilarious. But i feel you guys are giving the IR3 and the LCD angels a little bit of a hard time. Do a ratio of mags to angels at any tournament and post it.

[BTAutoMag]

*WDP: now with a pentium 4 processor inside
*Cocker: -brand new autococker: 900$
----------Upgrades: 500$
----------Having someone teach you to use it: 100$
----------Finding out the hard way you should have bought a mag to begin with: Priceless
*B.E.: we know we'd be better at making blenders. (i hope someone gets this)