"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Sir_Brass]

WDP: Intel Inside

[penguinpunk555]

Hehe

[sslecyk03]

WDP: You dont even need to go to the field to play anymore, our new angel will play for you!

SMART PARTS 1: Customer service?

SMART PARTS 2: Our new shocker comes with a scuba tank adapter, essential if u plan on staying in any game longer than speedball.


ARMOTECH: Who cares if our guns suck , they look real!

[Ginjiroku]

Originally posted by Sir_Brass


that's SP's motto, not BE's.

BE: JT now makes our markers

PPS: Free airsmith with every order . . . not that you'll need him often.

sp doen't own or want to own everyone they just want money cuz they say the patented the electro marker. Brass Eagle owns like 5 companys

Here are some more
BE: We own everyone
SP:We patented the patent
WGP:Rocket scientist not included
WDP:Our next angel will have linux installed
another WDP:Because computers shoot better than paintball markers
another BE:Making quality markers since... well never
AKALMP: Low pressure, high cost

[darwin]

AGD - Cause quality is always on back order

[darwin]

SP - All your electro bolong to us make your time

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by darwin
SP - All your electro bolong to us make your time

That's so good it's now part of my sig .


Another WDP one, b/c I'm an EE major and love to make cracks about their frames .

WDP- Now with 512 MB RAM, upgradable to 1.1 GB

BE: Metal? What is this 'metal' you speak of? We have never heard of this before.

[darwin]

gima credit in the quot e

Originally posted by Sir_Brass


That's so good it's now part of my sig .


Another WDP one, b/c I'm an EE major and love to make cracks about their frames .

WDP- Now with 512 MB RAM, upgradable to 1.1 GB

BE: Metal? What is this 'metal' you speak of? We have never heard of this before.

[penguinpunk555]

WDP- Choice of Dell or Apple computer in every marker

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by darwin
gima credit in the quot e

will do, chief.

[Sir_Brass]

WDP: Buy our new Angel FO, same as our A4, but now featuring Quicken Business for field owners. :P

Inspired by Weekend Warriors and Rolland using his nephew's angel IR3 grip to do inventory .

[nate2k191]

AGD: "so simple, yet so complex"
Kingman: "for smalltimers only"
BE: "if its anything good, we dont sell it"
SP: "we didnt sell out... really"
Angel: "use our guun, and you too will be a pro"

lol at the free R2D2 one


ridiculous \/

[LoveMyMagMoreThanYou]

Originally posted by nate2k191
SP: "we didnt sell out... really"

I like this but would say:

SP: "we didn't sell out....we make others sell out"

[bokraham]

brass eagle: because crap always comes in a plastic package

Smart parts: we'll take you to the bank, then the patent office

Arnold swartenager: I will fillabuster you aaargarg.

[jayloo]

Smart Parts: Secretely owned by Micro$oft
WDP: What do u think happened to all the leftover Furby parts.