"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Cryer]

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[felony]

and i didnt make this up! hahaha

[kauai_paintball]

Dye: "everybody sucks, so buy our stuff"
SP: "Damned if you do, Damned if you dont"
AKA: "whats ergonomics?"
WDP:"because PVC is cool"
WGP: "Autocoker: 300$. Nitro tank: 150$. watching you throw the thing down in frustration: priceless."
Empire: "Our balls are better than your balls"
AGD: "if Budd Orr was a woman, she would buy our stuff"
Kingman: "wherever you go there you are. Buy our guns (Hi mom!)"

[dj89]

shocker"We are not trying to copy AGD it just really looks like it"

[MaxPowers]

Smart Parts "Zeig Heil"

[barrel break]

man, everyones is so good.....

WGP - "Proudly making you pay for the same gun every year..."

AGD - "Damnit, the LvL-X stops the chops, The ULT makes insane mech ROF possible, and people Still won't buy our guns!"

AGD - "Inspiring fanatical loyalty since (AGD's founding date)"

DYE - "The DM4, we swear its not just the milling thats different"

Kingman - "Working for a world in which everyone has the same gun, but different!"

Tippmann - "Hit it, throw it down a muddy hill, drive over it, and it STILL shoots better than your spyder"

CCI - "Proudly inspiring fear in newbs"

Docs Machine - "If you can think it up, we can build it, just give me a year or two..."

Lapco - "New products?"

AKA - "R.I.P Viking/Excal"

NPS - "Resistance is futile, you WILL be assimilated"

Bob Long - "Because 30bps is a requirement"

WDP - "Its not bounce, its.....Um, can we get back to you on that?"

[moufo48]

Nelson "Play with our balls" .... ok im done

[1ofkind]

Smart parts -- enough problems to keep you busy, or mentally drive you incane!

M3 -- never works, but atleast looks kwel azzhell for you!


AGD -- lvl and a gun that never breaks, you idiot what are you waiting for?


Kingman -- Were the original ones!


WPG -- autococker haha, that sounds funny and disturbeing...


Brass egeal -- we got great loaders, just not great gun.


Tippman -- even works when its broken!


WDP -- You spent atleast 1500$ on our gun alone, your an idiot!

[la690]

i couldnt help myself.

[evan123]

God dude that is friggin hilarious. Bahahaa

[Miscue]

This thread will never die!

[DiSoRdeR]

This thread is awesome, cant believe Ive never seen this before.

[gc82000]

"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

hey
These are just way to funny. i am going to take show the guys at the shop.
Keep them coming. it is fun to see how long this thread will last.

[gc82000]

miscue
How about starting a "useless paintball advice" thread next you started this thread. call the next one " Dont get shot!" How about it?

[gc82000]

miscue
How about starting a "useless paintball advice" thread next you started this thread. call the next one " Dont get shot!" How about it? If there is already on can you tell me the title.