"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[GoatBoy]

AGD: "We're always right! Just ask our cult!"
AGD: "Giving up and moving on to the lucrative world of 'scenario ball'."
AGD: "Man, what do we have to do to be cool around here?!"
AGD: "Is that a Flatline in the Crossfire trade-in pile?!"

WGP: "...Jeff Orr, one of the greatest minds in paintball today. " (I didn't make this one up, but I laugh every time I see it on the WGP page.)

Dye: "Our customers are a bunch of douchies!"

OGI: "Man, did we successfully brainwash the tournament scene or what?"

Ancient Innovations: "Intentionally killing our own product with that ridiculous clamp mount."

Bob Long: "Because all the goofy milling really makes a difference when you're shooting the breeze in the staging area."

Kingman: "Because all the goofy aesthetics really make a difference when you're shooting the breeze in the staging area."

Tippmann: "C'mon, a 4 foot gun isn't that bad, is it?"

ACI: "Introducing our new line -- The Sinister, Double Agent, Felon, and soon... The Pedophile!"

[kauai_paintball]

HAHAHA, just came to me, a new one!

SP: (CONTINUED) "you can buy courage, you just have to beat us to the patent office!!" haha from zine ads.
SP: (CONTINUED) "you can buy courage, we shure did"
SP:" new for march: emag with a dynasty sticker and SP logo!"
SP:"because quality always shoots us in the balls"
SP:" Next up on patent list: air!"
AKA:" providing paintguns suitable for whales since 1999!"
AKA:" "Next gun: Aphroditie!"
AKA:" The 600$ of dead weight is optional, we just cant take it off"
Brass Eagle:"Chopping paint and ripping of 6 yearolds since the dawn of yesterday"
Brass Eagle: "If you want quality parts and guns, go to www.smartparts.com"
WDP: "MOMO grips now available, only 600$"
AGD: "because We want to"
AGD: "Brainwashing through forums, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

[Smoke]

AGD - We fixed all our problems last decade, but nobody belives it.

HAHA!

i couldnt help myself.

LOL, nice!

[la690]

SP:"because quality always shoots us in the balls"
AKA:" The 600$ of dead weight is optional, we just cant take it off"
AGD: "Brainwashing through forums, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."

those are great!

[Miscue]

AGD: "We're always right! Just ask our cult!"
AGD: "Giving up and moving on to the lucrative world of 'scenario ball'."
AGD: "Man, what do we have to do to be cool around here?!"
AGD: "Is that a Flatline in the Crossfire trade-in pile?!"

WGP: "...Jeff Orr, one of the greatest minds in paintball today. " (I didn't make this one up, but I laugh every time I see it on the WGP page.)

Dye: "Our customers are a bunch of douchies!"

OGI: "Man, did we successfully brainwash the tournament scene or what?"

Ancient Innovations: "Intentionally killing our own product with that ridiculous clamp mount."

Bob Long: "Because all the goofy milling really makes a difference when you're shooting the breeze in the staging area."

Kingman: "Because all the goofy aesthetics really make a difference when you're shooting the breeze in the staging area."

Tippmann: "C'mon, a 4 foot gun isn't that bad, is it?"

ACI: "Introducing our new line -- The Sinister, Double Agent, Felon, and soon... The Pedophile!"

These are pretty good...

[shorty43543]

proto - "and u thought dye was expensive"

[shorty43543]

WDP: college degree required
WDP: even we dont know how to work it

[Athius]

Shocktech - "We just sell u expensive guns with a expensive facelift with our name in it"

[atcer]

Qloader - because everyone needs some $25 pods.

Kingman - Support the international child labour union.

WDP - With tech support now available 24 hrs. a day, why wouldnt you want
to spent $1300?

B.E. Please, recycle plastics, and help us develop a new marker.

Bob Long - Becuase milling on a normal spyder would just look dumb.

... thats all.

[la690]

atcer, hahaha very funny. those were great.

CP: "by 'custom' we mean mass manufactured"
WGP: "dude,... we invented the cocker, i swear."
SP: "manufacturers of 'high end' markers, pay a high price in the beginning, be dissappointed in the end.

[dj89]

5th page this will not do

[Jerhew]

AGD- "quality is always on backorder" (didn't read all the posts, but im sure it was already said many times)

ATS(at-85/ts-1)- "and you thought cockers were complicated"

Tippmann- "you'd be better off swinging it at someone than shooting it"

Tippmann- "if wd-40 don't fix it, it's beyond repair"

Tippmann- "what's a velocity adjustment?"

Kingman- "ya it's just another stacked tube blowback, but we stole the idea before anyone else"

PPS- "our paintball guns are just as good as they were in 1995, just not any better"

WDP- "play tetris and paintball at the same time"

my mantra- losing, where winning begins

[dj89]

"AGD, where the phone is on backorder too."

it was an another thread

[AGDlover]

Tippman: we said the flatline made the ball go father but we never said anything about accuacy

[dj89]

Tippman: we said the flatline made the ball go father but we never said anything about accuacy or the paint breaking

i had to add that