"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Sharpshootertpg]

the shocker and mag both share the single tube concept tho.....i think thats what he was getting at

[ramennoodles]

Tippmann-"If you don't think you're being shot with a real gun, then we're not doing our job"

[Drizit]

Originally posted by ramennoodles
Tippmann-"If you don't think you're being shot with a real gun, then we're not doing our job"

Dude you think tippmann is bad? you should check out Armotech then you realy will think someone is out to kill you.


armotech: don't let the cops see you with this.

armotech: because pistols need to shoot over 350fps out of the box.

armotech: what do you mean you play at 280fps?? we thought you would like having to change out your spring to get below 315fps oops.

[einhander619]

In AD 2003, war was beginning.

AGD: We get signal!

AGD: Main Screen turn on.

Smart Parts: Hello gentlemen.

AGD: It's you...

Smart Parts: All your patent are belong to us.

AGD: What you say!?

Smart Parts: You are headed for litigation. You have no chance to survive make your time...

[252]

WDP: No Blue Screens of Death! We promise!
WDP:Listen to your favorite radio stations on our 7.1 Bose surround sound!
WDP:Your angel can be your team captian!

^^Haha! The All YOur base spoof above is hilaralous!

[Bolter]

WDP we break paint
Kingman we break paint
WGP we break paint
Smart Parts we break the most paint


AGD what is paint breaking?

[Clockwork_Orange]

...you're the man Heat!

[Sharpshootertpg]

Wdp: In 2004, the Angel IR3 will come stock with a microwave inside the grip frame. The text messaging will be upgraded and it will come with a built in cell fone instead. And incase you get bored while playing, you can always access the internet via your IR3. Think of it as a multi-purpose-life-saving-device, not just a paintball gun. The GPS for it is still in prototype form, however will be available soon....as of now it seems to have one problem: the location it always displays is 'Heaven'.

Smart Parts: "Wdp, you can't do that!!! We patented all of those ideas first!!!"

AGD: "Smart Parts, we use Magic Elves in our e-mags and x-mags, therefore u cant sue us because they are not electronic and dont have an on'off switch:) "

[Mav D MagMan]

Finally came up with another one (yes it is a poke at AGD)

AGD - Making a simple design more complex!

Kingmann - Sucking in the newbies with our multiple models.

Any comp. producing "sniper": barrels - If you can't pole vault with it, it's not long enough!

Thinking of more (this thread will never die)

Mav

[MagAl]

Agd: "The ultimate in tubular technology"

Kingman: "Its not a Spyder... really!"

SP: "We dont want your buisness!"

[chizle97]

AGD: You try making a pump from an angel

WDP: Where speed comes first, next to m arketing that is

WGP: It works Like a wet lether glove acrose the face

Epic: We make Markers too ya know

Bob Long: You can collect all 30 kinds.

Smart parts: You guns broken? Hey.. Look at our models.

Tippman: The leader in hand-to-hand paintball combat.

Kingman: The nexion is not just another sear Trip...... alright mabey it is.

[jpm]

For those that remember these.

VM98 - "Better as a boat anchor."

[mistwolf]

AGD: The more we make things foolproof, the bigger the fools get.

[Frontline Newbie]

kingman - shure our newer model costs a little more, but think of the improvements, it comes with a sightrail that goes great with your virtical feed.

[mag-hatter]

sp: "keeping lawyers in existance since _____"

be: "because paintball vandalists are people too"

wdp: "what in the bloody hell is co2?"

wgp: "one more version of the cocker wont hurt"

kingman: "yeah? well add electro pnu's and you've got a timmah"

sp: "dont mind us, we're just trying to ruin the sport"

sp: "we've got a patent for guns with bolts dont we?"

sp: "wait a minute...dont light switches have on/offs?!??!? WE'RE SUEING!!!!!!!"