"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[jewie27]

WGP- Have you fixed your Autocrapper yet?

[ExtremeODD]

Tippmann: Tougher than grandpas beef jerky
Automags: Older than grandma but as reliable as old yella
Kingman: Our bolts still dont match the bore of the gun
AKA: If you can afford our guns, u can surely afford the paint to feed these.
WDP: Hey bling does make ur shots go straiter and farther!
WGP: Close bolt surely fires 30 feet farther
BE: Using the same slave labor to make cheap products... Just like Nike!
ICD: Makers of the Bushmaster Knock Off
SP: Sieg Heil!!

[wyn1370]

[Miscue]

[TheDoveDecends]

JT= Because your goggles need a fan.
Odyssey Paintball Prodcuts (Halo Loader)= When you feel the urge to spray and pray, were there for you.

LMAO

[frost]

SP-Hitler.........

[ProX9]

Dye matrix- Got air?

Wdp- Plasma screens coming soon...

Smart parts- when your wallets just arent full enough...

JT- model not included.

Wdp- all that and a cup of tea

Brass eagle- Behind every drive by there is a brass eagle. shooting gangsta's not recommended

[Blackice7]

Best one so far is
Kingman: Flavor of the week!

[Jackel411]

Oldies... But goodies..

Air Power - "Heavy mean's quaility."
Tagline - "Yes thats a chain in the gun... "
Air Stare ( nova 700 ) - "Creating phallic symbols since 1998"

And more!

Kingman - "Just when you thought it was safe to update your parts boxes... we make another model."
Nitro Duck - "We ship every tank with a leaky fill nipple and a cover to protect it"
Dye - "Screw bore sizing!"
smart parts - "Sense of self satisfaction not included"
WGP - "Get to know what your air tech likes to eat"
WDP - " Quick buy our $1600 gun so we can make another one to render yours obsolete! "

Im so going to hit them all you do know that by now right?

BE- " All your companies are belong to us! "
Site Engineering- " We didnt know that carbon fiber doesnt hone well "
Custom Products - " Screw this industry.... we can always make yo-yo's
NPS- " We can ship next day any where and get you the completely wrong order "
Armson - " Rifleing a barrel doesnt help a accuracy?!?!?!?!"
Hammer Head " What do you mean armson already did it and it doenst work! "
AKA - " Making quaility markers that much more painfull to buy "
ICD - " We did the impulse first "
AGD - " Fine we finally will make something aluminum "
GEN-E - " Because 999 orings just isn't enough. "

Im done for now hehe

[Ginjiroku]

Originally posted by Jackel411
BE- " All your companies are belong to us! "

that is the best one
and for one of the first few isn't it air star not air stare

I got one for dragun empire
if we haven't ripped it off nobody has.

proof

I flipped the orr-acle pic so they would be facing the same way so that is why the ram is on the wrong side.

[Eatem Alive]

National Paintball Supply...we roll over so you don't have to.

[Sir_Brass]

Originally posted by Skyssx

BE: If we buy every other company, people will HAVE to buy our stuff.

that's SP's motto, not BE's.

BE: JT now makes our markers

PPS: Free airsmith with every order . . . not that you'll need him often.

[-Tab]

holy crap! these are hilarious. i would quote them and put them in my sig, but i've already got that awesome sig pic

(i printed 'em instead)

[the_next_guy_]

AGD-"because standard feed is still cool."
WDP-"you can swipe your Visa on the gun!"
PBN-"wait, what are manners?"

[penguinpunk555]

WGP-breaks in the gun not on target (autochopper)

WDP-soon with ATM machine.

WDP-Air Systems include Game Boy.