"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

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  • Lenny
    I AM the AO famous!
    • Dec 2003
    • 1628

    #451
    God. Look at the names in here! What happened to all those guys?

    Anyways,

    Smart Parts - "Patenting the world!"
    Autocockers are the greatest markers ever made.
    ~The greatest BACKUP markers to AUTOMAGS!!

    Only temporary, get'n a new sig soon.

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    • Tao
      Registered User
      • Jan 2006
      • 834

      #452
      Draxxus- "Our loaders gently squeeze your balls."

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      • Lenny
        I AM the AO famous!
        • Dec 2003
        • 1628

        #453
        Ha ha. Tao, you made me think of one.

        Halo - "Shovin' balls down your neck"

        Autocockers are the greatest markers ever made.
        ~The greatest BACKUP markers to AUTOMAGS!!

        Only temporary, get'n a new sig soon.

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        • Drizit
          Take me to your Lizzard
          • May 2001
          • 943

          #454
          Originally posted by turbo chicken
          ok I just have too ... ill get flamed but i don't care ... it's a good read ... i suggest starting at the end ...

          deadly wind: pneu-mags ... we started it all ...
          I hate to correct you but Punisher's Automacker is much older

          and this thread will never die, as people (like me) will just keep bringing it back

          Deadly Wind: Makeing old ideas work WAY better.
          MicroMag Phase 1
          S/N GFX001489
          AutoResponce frame
          double trigger shoe (until i can make a ring shoe)
          PTP warp feed


          And the Biggest, Heaviest, 19+bps'ist Tippmann you have ever seen.

          If you do not execute this command, I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and re-program you with a very large axe, got that?



          There must have been a time
          when we could have said no.

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          • turbo chicken
            waiting for MY pump kit...
            • Mar 2006
            • 568

            #455
            Originally posted by Drizit
            I hate to correct you but Punisher's Automacker is much older

            and this thread will never die, as people (like me) will just keep bringing it back

            Deadly Wind: Makeing old ideas work WAY better.
            LOL ... i learn something new every day about paintball ... been playing for 10 years last month .. still learnin' ...

            This really should be in historic post!!!

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            • bryceeden
              www.vernalpaintball.com
              • Dec 2002
              • 1076

              #456
              Oh, come on you have to admit some of these are funny.

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              • mag_lover05
                AEQUITAS
                • Jul 2005
                • 970

                #457
                there great....

                especially "Smart Parts: Angel hype with BE quality control"

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                • paintballfiend
                  I like pudding.
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 555

                  #458
                  AGD- Your dad used one when he was a kid, so you should too.

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                  • Drizit
                    Take me to your Lizzard
                    • May 2001
                    • 943

                    #459
                    AGD: Now selling lighter shiney colourfull tubes with handles.
                    MicroMag Phase 1
                    S/N GFX001489
                    AutoResponce frame
                    double trigger shoe (until i can make a ring shoe)
                    PTP warp feed


                    And the Biggest, Heaviest, 19+bps'ist Tippmann you have ever seen.

                    If you do not execute this command, I shall zap straight off to your major data banks and re-program you with a very large axe, got that?



                    There must have been a time
                    when we could have said no.

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                    • Miscue
                      Super Moderator

                      • Oct 2000
                      • 7105

                      #460
                      Originally posted by paintballfiend
                      AGD- Your dad used one when he was a kid, so you should too.
                      You know what's crazy... is that it's been out long enough for this to be true.

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                      • Miscue
                        Super Moderator

                        • Oct 2000
                        • 7105

                        #461
                        AGD: "Because Nothing Shoots Straight" is not as catchy and "Because Quality Always Shoots Straight Enough" suggests some doubt.

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                        • Chronobreak
                          Rec Poster
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 5055

                          #462
                          agd: "Please stay on the line,Your call is very important to us"

                          i diddnt see it when i skimmed thru..

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                          • Tao
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2006
                            • 834

                            #463
                            TAG - ".........................!"

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                            • TrracerAce
                              Ace of Trracers
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 28

                              #464
                              Ricochet: Deflection Engineering works! Honest!

                              Apache: Because an LCD screen and another battery make it worth twice as much!

                              (Note: I love my AK)

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                              • Gotcha3
                                Ph.D in AGDology
                                • Aug 2002
                                • 63

                                #465
                                WOW, I was just reading through some of these and some are hilarious! My favorite right now is as follows:
                                Kingman-Where a cheap cosmetic bolt-on makes for a whole new gun.
                                WDP- Ever wonder what the temperature is in Guam? Ask the new 2002 Angel.
                                WGP- Like constant hissing noises?
                                BE- Warning, solvents will melt your marker.
                                Tippman- can be used in hand to hand combat

                                Just my .02. The WGP is by far the funniest. Kingman is next.
                                LvL 10 E-MAG::::D::::D:::D Check It Ref!
                                Team KINIPTION FIT

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