"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Athius]

AGD - "Still doing the same exact marker since 1991 and nothing new."

[LoveMyMagMoreThanYou]

AGD - "Still doing the same exact marker since 1991 and nothing new."

Kingman - "Still doing the same exact marker since 1991 and nothing new (except the name)"

[p u r e e v i l]

Brass Eagle- "Home of the Warped Sportz Dark Talon."
WDP- "If you've got the wings, you've got the bling."

...I am done at my failed attempts.

[kurama]

Brass Eagle - Hit your enemies from behind their bunkers with our WILDSTREAK paint!
Brass Eagle - Putting a 50 round hopper on a marker that only lasts 10.

AGD - Quit calling it a shocker.
AGD - Advertising is for conformists!

Warped Sportz - Hey, lets go put a patent on a 2-piece cocker body that Doc Nickel invented years ago!

Kingman - We're high end. Just look at our milling.
Kingman - With the amount of spyders we sell, quality control is far too cumbersome.

Dye - Trust me, you really need kevlar cleats.

Smart Parts - 1001 Reasons to reform the patent system.
Smart Parts - ****, they have lawyers too?

Shocktech - Our name costs more than Dye's!

[quik]

AGD - "Hey we're broke!"

[VFX_Fenix]

Bob Long - "I just never could get past the Millenium"

[Vex]

AGD - "Hey we're broke!"

That's just wrong...

[Wheelman]

AGD - "Hey we're broke!"

You're going to hell for that bit.

EDIT: Just reading through liek 5 years of posts on this thread, came across one I made up back in 02, I musta been funny back then cuz a got a laugh out of these.

Kingman- No we didn't make our guns better, we just made more of them.

Zap- yeah we made a marker..........sorry

Viewloader Evolution- Nobody can mess up twice....can they??

Tribal(remember them)- Our milling is like the shark, rub it the wrong way and you'll need stiches

Sheridan- Our semi's couldn't even make the cut at Walmart

AGD- Got it right the first time, again and again and again...

B.E.- Hey you bought a $15 gun, what did you expect?

Vulcan- We make Brass Eagle look good.

[ben-afficial]

SP=next on the patent list.....Patenting

[ben-afficial]

Spec Ops= Stock...whats that

[spyderkiller]

i just have a question for "SpyderKiller"........are you proud of beatng spyders on the field????????what do you use?

Wow, random that I would wander upon this years old thread for the first time in, well, yes, years...and find someone flamin' me randomly. Haha, well, the thing is...at the time I created the name, I was shooting a spyder, so it was kind of supposed to be taken the other way...i use a spyder, and i'm a killer...but then I switched to an automag, and have used a sovereign, minimag, 98 custom, and rat impulse since then, so I suppose it can be looked at in a different way now. Any other questions about my name can be PMed to me. Thanks.

[fullofpaint]

Spec-Ops- Speedball????

[Jakedubbleya]

AGD: Lets make a quality, original product and sell it or a reasonable price rather than waste the money on marketing, people are smart, theyll figure it out :)
...
10 years later: THOSE DUMB****'S!

Lapco: Its the new MILLENIUM baby! its all about decoration, not design! Just think about it baby, gun shrouds!

CP: Good stuff, decent prices. (meh)

AKALMP: Best stuff, high prices,. (pricks)

WDP: Lets make tippmans the heavyest and angels the most pointless, and charge more for all of it!

Kingman: We have no clue what we're doing anymore, lets just hope we figure out how a good marker is made before the ion replaces us. Avo arragato mista roboto.

CCI: Should have gone with the pump industry like us AGD *waves hanky*

Tippman: We're the most accurate gun on greg hastings tournament paintball! OMG! *blushes*.

Punisher: I can do it, i can do it, i can do it, i can do it... choo! choooooooo!.....

Smart Parts: Well, we have lots of good ideas, and our guns are pretty kick ***.And to tell the truth, so are our lawyers. Dont be hatin!

BE: *A worker answering questions while stamping please recycle logos on bottom of markers*: ...thats just not fair!.... we came out with that one squeegie didnt we?!...

Raven: We're a bunch of clothes designers who now have imput on kingmans marker designs. How very radical is that my friends!

Um, thathathathats all folks:)

Ah missed out on old PMI my archnemesis:

PMI: We think we're cool cuz we make spyders with thicker bodies and standard threads and stuff like that.... Arent we just special?

oh and cockers, der

WGP: Putting the first COCK in AUTOCOCKERS! (do not try at home) couldnt resist, totally going to get banned for this one.

[warpspyder]

Well it's not really original but I was 'wandering' around different online stores and came upon this descritption for the freak system.

With eight different bore-size inserts, your balls finally get the attention they deserve.

[slade]

heh, just thought of this and had to post it:

SP: combining angel hype with brass eagle quality control.