"Because Quality Always Shoots Straight"

[Athius]

AGD - "Still doing the same exact marker since 1991 and nothing new."

[LoveMyMagMoreThanYou]

AGD - "Still doing the same exact marker since 1991 and nothing new."

Kingman - "Still doing the same exact marker since 1991 and nothing new (except the name)"

[p u r e e v i l]

Brass Eagle- "Home of the Warped Sportz Dark Talon."
WDP- "If you've got the wings, you've got the bling."

...I am done at my failed attempts.

[kurama]

Brass Eagle - Hit your enemies from behind their bunkers with our WILDSTREAK paint!
Brass Eagle - Putting a 50 round hopper on a marker that only lasts 10.

AGD - Quit calling it a shocker.
AGD - Advertising is for conformists!

Warped Sportz - Hey, lets go put a patent on a 2-piece cocker body that Doc Nickel invented years ago!

Kingman - We're high end. Just look at our milling.
Kingman - With the amount of spyders we sell, quality control is far too cumbersome.

Dye - Trust me, you really need kevlar cleats.

Smart Parts - 1001 Reasons to reform the patent system.
Smart Parts - ****, they have lawyers too?

Shocktech - Our name costs more than Dye's!

[quik]

AGD - "Hey we're broke!"

[VFX_Fenix]

Bob Long - "I just never could get past the Millenium"

[Vex]

AGD - "Hey we're broke!"

That's just wrong...

[Wheelman]

AGD - "Hey we're broke!"

You're going to hell for that bit.

EDIT: Just reading through liek 5 years of posts on this thread, came across one I made up back in 02, I musta been funny back then cuz a got a laugh out of these.

Kingman- No we didn't make our guns better, we just made more of them.

Zap- yeah we made a marker..........sorry

Viewloader Evolution- Nobody can mess up twice....can they??

Tribal(remember them)- Our milling is like the shark, rub it the wrong way and you'll need stiches

Sheridan- Our semi's couldn't even make the cut at Walmart

AGD- Got it right the first time, again and again and again...

B.E.- Hey you bought a $15 gun, what did you expect?

Vulcan- We make Brass Eagle look good.

[ben-afficial]

SP=next on the patent list.....Patenting

[ben-afficial]

Spec Ops= Stock...whats that

[spyderkiller]

i just have a question for "SpyderKiller"........are you proud of beatng spyders on the field????????what do you use?

Wow, random that I would wander upon this years old thread for the first time in, well, yes, years...and find someone flamin' me randomly. Haha, well, the thing is...at the time I created the name, I was shooting a spyder, so it was kind of supposed to be taken the other way...i use a spyder, and i'm a killer...but then I switched to an automag, and have used a sovereign, minimag, 98 custom, and rat impulse since then, so I suppose it can be looked at in a different way now. Any other questions about my name can be PMed to me. Thanks.

[fullofpaint]

Spec-Ops- Speedball????

[Jakedubbleya]

AGD: Lets make a quality, original product and sell it or a reasonable price rather than waste the money on marketing, people are smart, theyll figure it out
...
10 years later: THOSE DUMB****'S!

Lapco: Its the new MILLENIUM baby! its all about decoration, not design! Just think about it baby, gun shrouds!

CP: Good stuff, decent prices. (meh)

AKALMP: Best stuff, high prices,. (pricks)

WDP: Lets make tippmans the heavyest and angels the most pointless, and charge more for all of it!

Kingman: We have no clue what we're doing anymore, lets just hope we figure out how a good marker is made before the ion replaces us. Avo arragato mista roboto.

CCI: Should have gone with the pump industry like us AGD *waves hanky*

Tippman: We're the most accurate gun on greg hastings tournament paintball! OMG! *blushes*.

Punisher: I can do it, i can do it, i can do it, i can do it... choo! choooooooo!.....

Smart Parts: Well, we have lots of good ideas, and our guns are pretty kick ***.And to tell the truth, so are our lawyers. Dont be hatin!

BE: *A worker answering questions while stamping please recycle logos on bottom of markers*: ...thats just not fair!.... we came out with that one squeegie didnt we?!...

Raven: We're a bunch of clothes designers who now have imput on kingmans marker designs. How very radical is that my friends!

Um, thathathathats all folks

Ah missed out on old PMI my archnemesis:

PMI: We think we're cool cuz we make spyders with thicker bodies and standard threads and stuff like that.... Arent we just special?

oh and cockers, der

WGP: Putting the first COCK in AUTOCOCKERS! (do not try at home) couldnt resist, totally going to get banned for this one.

[warpspyder]

Well it's not really original but I was 'wandering' around different online stores and came upon this descritption for the freak system.

With eight different bore-size inserts, your balls finally get the attention they deserve.

[slade]

heh, just thought of this and had to post it:

SP: combining angel hype with brass eagle quality control.