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  • funkmunky56
    open for interpretation!!!
    • Feb 2003
    • 271

    #256
    I can't believe no one's brought this one up...

    V-Force : "Fat-Headed people DO have a choice!!"


    heh heh. --Dave
    I have better qualities, I am funnier, sexier, and my a$$ is like 'woh' (2/15/2004 11:51 pm)

    * individuality has joined #automags
    anyone around right now?
    hello?
    * individuality has left #automags
    (3/23/2004, 5:45 am)

    "Having shot my share of cops..." -- Tom Kaye, AGD, 5/3/04

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    • Sharpshootertpg
      Registered User
      • Oct 2002
      • 126

      #257
      Smart Parts: "You have been patented."
      Smart Parts: "It doesnt matter if another company made it, we can and will patent it."
      WDP: "The Angel Speed operates at LOW pressure. As a matter of fact, 1/3 the operating pressure of all other Angels. This is an excellent achievment, until you see what AKALMP, AGD, Adrenalin, and others have done."
      TX AO MEET AUGUST 21 AT PETTY'S!!!! Link: http://www.automags.org/forums/showthread.php?t=144052

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      • Lohman446
        Useful posts: 7
        • Jun 2003
        • 9315

        #258
        AGD and Tippman: Proud sponsors of the first underwater paintball tournament - electros not allowed.

        SP: what do you mean AGD made a plastic paintball, it didn't work? Who cares? Did they patent it?
        "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. Its not" - Dr Suess

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        • jtoothman25
          Engineer25
          • Dec 2002
          • 222

          #259
          Dye: You can shoot 3 BPS faster if you wear our socks. Additional BPS with Shoes, knee pads, elbow pads, neck guards, goggles, gloves, hats, jerzees, and pants.
          Official Member # 10,261 and so is George

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          • Grasshopper
            Registered User
            • Apr 2003
            • 578

            #260
            WGP: "Because it's better to be pissed off by your marker, than pissed on."

            My Feedback

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            • minimag187
              I love paiiinnnnntball.
              • Feb 2002
              • 756

              #261
              AGD Level 7-"The kitchens greatest tool."
              Smart Parts 2003 Shocker /w Vision

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              • Lone Wolf2
                "Lone WANG 2"
                • Aug 2002
                • 930

                #262
                BE-use c02 only...Cant think of any good ones...there all taken.

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                • Tyger
                  video /k radio star
                  • Oct 2002
                  • 1210

                  #263
                  Dye : We make all the gear you'll need, even if you never knew you needed it.

                  JT : Function follows form, doesn't it? (wait, no, that's Dye too...)

                  AGD : Yeah, we researched that.

                  Diablo / Draxxus : Buy a better pro team and everyone will love our product.

                  (Who, me? Jaded?)

                  National : Buy Diablo and we'll own those teams! And kiss the ring too.

                  (oooo!! Controversial!!!)

                  Brass Eagle : Normally I don't do wounded prey.... Perhaps it's an acronim? "Better Reserve A Seat, See Everyone Annhialate Guns Leaking Everywhere"?

                  Ok, I'm going to bed now...

                  -Tyger


                  "Oh, you're wearing a tail and ears, you're a freak."
                  "No social change has ever come about without freaks. Einstein was a freak. Ben Franklin was a freak. Martin Luther King was a freak. ...be proud to be included in those ranks."
                  -2, The Ranting Gryphon

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                  • LoveMyMagMoreThanYou
                    Got my 'Mag!! Let's Go!!!
                    • Apr 2003
                    • 389

                    #264
                    WDP-"Can your gun shoot half a case when a gust of wind hits it then tell you the direction of the wind as well as the windchill factor? Didn't think so!"

                    I love that one!!!!

                    WGP:For those who need something to do between Saturdays (and sometimes Saturdays too!)
                    Last edited by LoveMyMagMoreThanYou; 07-08-2003, 05:13 PM.
                    sigpic
                    CPPA Member #1875

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                    • AFRaven
                      Member
                      • May 2002
                      • 255

                      #265
                      Tippmann Model 98 (Stock Barrel) - One Case, One "Kill", No Exceptions.

                      Kingman - Our guns cost 88 cents to manufacture in sweatshops in Malaysia, we paint them purple and sell 'em for 200 bucks... Microsoft, here we come!

                      Kingman - Java isn't Brown... it's heinous Purple!

                      Brass Eagle - Because PVC always outdoes metal.

                      AGD - We kick *** (whispering) but keep it on the down-low.

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                      • punkcmonkiez
                        C MonKieZ against society
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 423

                        #266
                        SMART PARTS : by dumb *POOF*

                        *Warning: No Cussing* -Miscue
                        Last edited by Miscue; 07-13-2003, 04:01 PM.

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                        • FalconGuy016
                          Divine Right, Pevs @ AG
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 6127

                          #267
                          Originally posted by gmag

                          WDP: Need help doing your math homework?
                          LOL
                          Hey
                          AIM: FalconGuy016
                          BANG!!!

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                          • paintball man 222
                            i am screwed
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 139

                            #268
                            BE- guarenteed(sp?) to break on contact, no, not the paint, we mean parts

                            AGD- its dices, it slices and it makes me a sandwich

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                            • MattG
                              Registered User
                              • Jul 2003
                              • 65

                              #269
                              Originally posted by slayer
                              shocker "because bigger is better"
                              wgp "airsmith not included"
                              angel "better than yours because it cost more"
                              The best!
                              Stop that Jibba Jabba!!
                              Happy But Ashamed owner of an 03 Shocker!

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                              • DiRTyBuNNy
                                Registered User
                                • Sep 2001
                                • 4854

                                #270
                                this is my favorite thread of all time...
                                Dirty Clothes for Dirty Ballers!

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