When you tell a newbie you have an automag

[DarkRipper]

What if I prefer Caek?


DR

[liigod]

a direct quote-

"how much paint do you break in that thing, i heard they break a lot"

[Evil Emperor]

One of the best is a time I played at camp. There was lots of newbies and when I started setting up they look at me with this look on there faces like "What the heck is that" and "holy crap where gonna get killed". When I borrowed a friends cocker (I repent! I repent!) They were like "Hey look he's got a cocker...He's on our team!" The didnt really know what a mag was.

[FutureMagOwner]

i dont own a mag but i own a cocker.


tehy dont care what gun you got at our field cuz the refs pick the teams and just picks whoever gets to them first and tapes em up

[ronron2112]

Sometimes i get..

And somtimes i get...

and if their SUPER n00b then they usually:

[AcemanPB]

"wow an automatic"


"dude you should've got a cocker because they are more accurate"

[cris8762]

i usually get people that just dont pick me first and dont talk to me because where i play there are tons of angels, eclipse impulses, matrix, etc. so my black mag doesnt get too much attention till i start playing then they still dont talk TO me they just whisper and point when i walk by

[paintbattler]

yea i see the first one all the time..im like, "yeah, its automatic"

[845]

The greatest was (newb to co-newb) "Thats an angel 'cause its chromium and uses NOS" I was like OMG I laughed so hard. I really dont like to be mean by the NOS thing tickled me sooooo much. My friend also spit his pepsi all over me.

[SlipknotX556]

I love it when I got to my field and want to get a game started. Me and ThePatriot walk on a feild where a bunch of spyder clone kids are standing waiting, their was 4 of them and we asked if we could do a 2v4 they said what kind of guns are those. I say automags they go we dont want to play against automatic guns. So thet left.

[BTAutoMag]

i mostly get the silent stare and the head shake but there is a whole nother thread about "fun" mag comments...

[hostage]

well there is always that fun time when you play w/ newbs. You just want to pounce on them, though you don't since if you get them hell they mostlikely wont want to play this sport anymore. More the marrier.
-Hostage

[Wc Keep]

i was playing with a bunch of newbs once and they had seen my gun before the game. they were looking at it like wow thats a sweet gun. they had played back the whole game and after we had gotten rid of all the other players on the team i made a move on the newbs. the second they saw me the all got up and started running back like retreating would help them. it made the elimination all the much easier.

[hostage]

I was playing a month ago. It was me with my mag and a friend with an excalibor or an angel. well he played back and i ran up and taged 1 of them. For some reason When i shot one the other one got hit too?? Then the last guy i saw his hopper open and all of his paint fell out. So he called out. So 3 people in less than 20 seconds out by an old mag 68 (though i had my boo-yaah frame on it). Well it was pretty easy since they never left the back bunker. Though I am still trying to figure out how I got two people with one paintball. :-p I think the paint might have bounced off the first guy then busted on the second guy or he called out just since he was scared. BTW i forgot to mention the second guy was totally behind the bunker. Well we were all newbs at some point.
-Hostage

[MantisMag]

was playin with a bunch of newbs this past sunday. they all had tippmans. they were suitably impressed by the retromag but didn't really know anything about it.

newb-"is that a minimag? it looks different."
me-"that's cause it's an automag body."
newb-"oh it's automatic?"
i think everybody gets that when they say automag.

the best was when we were picking teams.
"you can't have the angels AND the mag. give us mike (that's me) back!"