You know when you're obsessed with paintball when...

[barberjohn]

and when you shoot YOUR friends mag at HIS neighbors houses, just because you want to shoot his mag

...while he is spazing out that he is going to get in trouble

also, when you have contests to see who can shoot the lawnmower first, even though you know that you are going to have to clean it up

when you shoot the cat, just to see if the paint is ok.

[Demonio]

You get all loaded with your buddies and start whipping out your toys. One of your buddies is so drunk he thinks he wants to get shot so you give him a mask and tell him to go across the yard and go at it.
Figuring he's masochistic, he wants to get shot some more - shirtless and about 40 shots later from about 30 feet away at about 250fps - you know you have created another paintballer when he says "That felt gooood!!"

[Nick O time]

you have a different paintball uniform for every day of the school week and wear them to school.

you have bought so much stuff from your local field they know you buy what gear you use and are wearing

it doesnt matter if a person is a geek as long as they like to play paintball

you stay up till 4 in the morning on AO and other paintball web sites

[Ukraineboy]

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[paintballchick]

you're obsessed when...

you know you're obsessed with pb when...

-you land a job at your regular field

-you're on a first-name basis with all the refs there

-you ask your boss to pay you in paint

-you and your boyfriend have matching paintbal jerzeys

-a perfect date would be a day at the field

-you form a team with your boyfriend and you brother

-you brother takes days off of work to play pb w/you

<>PaintballChick

[Pvt.Opium]

You know your obsessed with paintball when your walking out of your house and you next door Neighbor is re-surfacing there roof, using a pressured nail gun and get starteled and hit the deck.:)

[LIGHTEMUP]

Originally posted by Brak
....when you buy those banana-scented paintball JUST to see if they taste like banana too

i always wanted to try that

[elpimpo]

Re: you're obsessed when...

Originally posted by paintballchick
you know you're obsessed with pb when...

-you and your boyfriend have matching paintbal jerzeys

-a perfect date would be a day at the field

-you form a team with your boyfriend and you brother


<>PaintballChick

man i was reading this and i didnt look at ur name and i was like wtf and then i figured out u were a female. p.s. how old r u

[Lohman446]

When you are regularly sitting at the field when they open the door - and they always open the door an hour before play starts.

When you have ever played 1 on... 0 in order to see how quick you could make the bunker moves - in that hour before anyone else got there.

When you realize that you could get a nice X-mag in trade for your Porsche 924.

When you notice all your hobbies involve paintball.

When you notice your schedule calender is filled up with paintball stuff - and nothing else.

[the_next_guy_]

when you keep your stock trigger frame in the car to walk when you are in traffic, and when you still remember all the UPS tracking numbers from guns 3 years ago.

[Python14]

Re: you're obsessed when...

Originally posted by paintballchick
-you and your boyfriend have matching paintbal jerzeys

LOL, Lilsnowpixie and I have matching Jerseys....well sorta. Hers is blue, mine is red.

[elpimpo]

when on a job aplication they ask what sports you play and you put paintball.

[bleachit]

when you run around work "splatting" people, then coming up with reasons why their shots missed you, such as "you left your safety on" or "you hit the fly in front of me"

you actively seek out people you work with, sometimes going out of your way and putting off work, to splat them. (I work at Walmart, I play with a bunch of people who work there)

You spend more time on AO than you do on your HW

You watch tv with your paintball gun in hand, shooting it constantly with no air or paint.

Holding your paintball gun brings you peace in this crazy world when nothing else will do.

You buy paint just to go out back and shoot random trees

[spore 283]

...when you fall in love with your gun
...when people ask if you have ringworm because of all the scars that are perfect circles
...when the only decorations you have in your house are banners and posters of paintball
...when you have been shoot in the nuts so many different times you can't count
...when you are out you make people you don't even know cheers to AGD WOOOOHOOOO

CHESTER AGD LION-KID

[blakdragon21]

A44

you stop getting a44 or a$$ to check the new threads on AO