Dumbest / Funniest Events Witnessed

[hAppy]

I got this idea off another forum. Tell us about the dumbest or the funniest things you witnessed relating to paintball.

I will start off with an example.

AO CA, Extreme paintball park. Before the break, I announce "Everyone run low, I will cover fire". Break! AMOEBA (fellow AO'er) runs with his body completely upright, not through but along my fire. He ends up taking like 10 of my balls to his back, and he screams many unpure words.

Indulgence (another fellow AO'er) couldn't grip his turf on the break, he tries to take off but he's just scraping dirt. Ends up losing complete balance, and falls completely face forward onto the floor where he had started before the break.

Your turn.

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

This is a great idea for a thread lol. Ok, me and my friends were playing at our local field and this one kid tried to bunker my friend but tripped did like a bull ram thing into a barrel and then shot himself, meanwhile he was gettin lit up. I swear that was the funniest damn thing i have ever seen in my life. The only other thing i can think of at the moment was the time these two guys both bunkered a guy at the same time and shot each other in the process it cost them the game and the only kid left on the other team was so low on air he could barely shoot a ball 10 feet. Ill prob think of more later but theres a start.

[bryceeden]

I have a vid somewhere, but while running the flag back I tried to jump a 1'8" snake and my size 20 shoes cought the bunker, I did a face plant and messed up my wrist. It looks alot funnier than it sounds.

[slade]

hmm... the only thing i can think of right now is when two tourney players (jerseys, packs, upgraded shockers, etc.) wouldnt talk to me and my friend after we bunkered both of em the first two games with my mag and his spyder...

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

I have a vid somewhere, but while running the flag back I tried to jump a 1'8" snake and my size 20 shoes cought the bunker, I did a face plant and messed up my wrist. It looks alot funnier than it sounds.

That reminds me of one, this guy (older, like 45-50) tried to jump over a good sized tube on the hyperball field and caught his foot, was goin fast first down and decided to ditch his gun and it when right into the ground, barrel first. When he got up he pulled the gun outta the mud and the tip broke off in the mud somewhere. He tried to find it by digging in the dirt but couldnt find it so he used a rental the rest of the time (he didnt have a diff barrel and his gun was hella muddy). Thats all i got, i know theres no more that ive seen.

[ramennoodles]

kick'n 03 indoor tourny, center fify had two bunkers about four feet apart two feet away from the fifty and in between them hung the flag, so some guy tries to hurdle the first bunker grab the flag and land in the next bunker, both bunkers are about 3 feet tall, needless to say, he falls incredibally short and face plants, and get lit up, it was really funny.

[SlipknotX556]

Hmm, off break I was running to the snake and did a superman over it, landed right in a fire ant farm, it sucked, I hate those ants.

[personman]

Load SM5 shot Tom Kaye in the butt :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Adrenaline_Junkie]

Load SM5 shot Tom Kaye in the butt :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

lmao

[wombo102]

well ive got a bunch but this one stands out in my mind the most. i was playin woods ball with like 20 or so people on my friends land. there was this old house in the back of the woods that every one thought was haunted for some reason, idk why, but no one ever went in it. well it was in one of the main areas where every one always ended up at so my team captain decided that we would go in and sniper advancing people. well know one wanted to go in but we thought it was a great idea so we flipped coins to see who was a sniper and who got people to come to the house. i ended up being outside. well one thing led to another and me and the other 2 guys outside got over wellmed by the advancing people and in the end the hole team ended up in the house. so we knew the other team was outside surrounding the house so we tried to come up with a plan because we knew that they didnt know wich room we were in. we finally decided to wait it out and attack when they least expeceted it. well it didnt work that way. they found out wich room we were in and that is when we heard the noise of shattering glass. we knew we were screwed but we fought it out any ways. then we heard a noise we didnt expect to hear. 2 guys on the other team were kicking a wall right next to us. we were like aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh. the wall was about to come down and it was maddness. paintballs were flyin every where and in the end our hole team was shot out. we later got in trouble for pretty much tearin down the house but it was the funniest and one of the best games that i have ever played.

[shatter_storm]

I was playing pickup speedball at the proshop a couple weeks ago - you know, anti-bunkering rules, 15 people on a side, five little kids behind a bunker, stuff like that. The owner allowed paint mines and grenades if you wanted to use 'em, just to make things interesting. I had a grenade from the last woods game we played, so I went out with it in a pod. It had started raining a little bit earlier so the ground was a little slippery - and I had my skate shoes on (no grip).
Well, off the break one game I saw like eight kids run to the side bunker on the 50. I figured this would be as good an attempt as any, set my marker down and snagged the gren out of my pod. I took off running, slipped in the mud, rolled over, stood up, slipped again, hit the air bunker the kids were behind and almost rebounded off of it, then finally pegged the grenade at the ground behind the bunker. I ran back to the bunker my marker was at - thinking I looked like an idiot for nothing. Just then, two kids (and one of my friends) stood up from behind that bunker and got bonus balled all to heck by my entire team.
I ended up doubled over laughing, covered in mud behind one of the back bunkers. The ref on their sideline told me it was the most ridiculous thing he's seen anyone try.

[CaptaiN_JacK]

We were playing woods ball at night and a friend of mine didn't have a gun so he had a plastic samurai sword, and if he touched you with it you were out. Well anyways, 2 of my friends (on my team) were walking and the other guy (the one with the samurai sword on the other team) came up behind them and tapped both of them out.

[personman]

We were playing woods ball at night and a friend of mine didn't have a gun so he had a plastic samurai sword, and if he touched you with it you were out. Well anyways, 2 of my friends (on my team) were walking and the other guy (the one with the samurai sword on the other team) came up behind them and tapped both of them out.

Haha, that would be awesome, it would be a total game of ninjaness and stealth. I want to do that sometime!
I played paintball in a pie suit

[Fanatic]

this one is easy!

first time ever playing/hearing paintball...didnt know what to do...
went with friends to TAG cali, old field rec wooded.

game on! rush to the nearest bush and hid. fire fight left and right, i...hid.
through the cracks of this bush...saw an experienced player mowing my team left and right like rambo...didnt see me...20 feet away i stood up...bam...googed him!
and my first word out of my mouth was....sorry! you ok...? ref and everyone around started laughing...i was like what?

[hAppy]

HAHAHA Pictures are great! Good post!