Dumbest / Funniest Events Witnessed

[DiSoRdeR]

it was 2 on 2 to start off with. off the break, i run a few feet and get shot in the balls - from ACROSS THE ENTIRE FIELD. it hit just perfectly to drop me(he wasn't shooting hot, because we use a chrono)
i start falling and my trigger finger already had some momentum. i put 3 in my teammates back from about point blank range. after that, i just layed their........for the whole game.

:rofl:
did they just leave you there?
Thats why I wear a cup

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:rofl:
did they just leave you there?
Thats why I wear a cup

i made them leave me there. i was in way too much pain to do anything. my teammate took my gun and went rambo style running down the field w/ two guns - rippin' both of 'em as he ran towards the opposing team screaming like crazy

[punkncat]

Great thread , some really funny stuff in here.


Unfortunately the funniest thing I can think of happened to me. I was in a back standup and started running for the head of the snake on the right side of the field. As I get about 3 steps out of the stand up a guy cross field starts blasting a line of paint at me. As I tried to duck down my foot gets caught in a root and I flip all the way over and onto my back in the bunker at the head of the snake. As I do so , I miss every paintball like I was Neo or something.

The refs had seen exactly what happened as they were standing right at the snake. They were both laughing like crazy. What made it really funny was that to everyone else on the field it appeared that I had done this on purpose to avoid an elimination. So after the game they are all complementing on an awesome move , while the refs busting my balls are snickering "yeah it was a real TRIP!"...

Here is another actually funnier.

One game I was reffing standing near the snake. There were guys on opposing ends that had been battling it out hardcore. Right in the middle of this a 4 foot long King Snake slithers up into the snake right behind the head where one of the players were.

I walked over , leaned down and told the guy "hey bud , theres a snake.."

I guess he took this as being able to get the guy at the other end. He crawls out one side of the bunker to squeeze around to the space on the other side protected by the knuckle. Meanwhile the King Snake is coiled up on the other side , rather disturbed that he has managed to crawl into a barrage of paint. As the kid crawls around the bunker the snake strikes at him. He jumps off the ground from his belly into a run that would have made Jackie Joyner proud. Me and the other ref were laughing so hard we had to call a time out in the game to recover , and get the snake off the field.