Dumbest / Funniest Events Witnessed

[P8NTBALLER590]

alright it was a 2 on 1 i think and nt2004, came walking up the side of the field to close up the game and he shot the kid and he started freaking out so he started turning in circles firing while nate and my friend dave kept shooting him and he never really called out...

[SpecialBlend2786]

erm....i miscalculated and dove head first into a bunker.
owwy my head

[gc82000]

OK I got two but the first one i will keep short.
1) This happened to me. I was in a speedball game and realized I was low on balls, I did not take out my pack for I was playing newbies. So thinking that I had about 40 rounds left I decided to make a run. Off the tape I go. First bunker success, one guy out. Next bunker was a trap though I left myself only five shots left after my first bunker, and there was four guys behind this one. Needless to say I lost and was shot probably twenty times. THANK GOD FOR CUPS!!!!!

2) I was playing at a speedball field with Sup'air bunkers and they were filled to much. Also the bunkers were put to close together. So this is how the game went. It started as a 7v7 with both sides taking loses of the break, 5v4 advantage them. Then we lost two guys and they lost one, 4v2 advantage them. Seeing this me and my teammate decide to spread the field and cover our angles. He went to back left I went to the 30 right. After making this move, I saw one of their guys wide open in his back left can. But I did not get him I was just pouned his bunker, giving my teammate time to move up to the 30 left. Well after my bunker bashing I see three opponents get up from one bunker and walk off the field painted pink. I thought my teammate shot them out on his run for he had their angle. I found out later he was shooting orange paint because he bunked the last men, while laid cover fire. I got three guys out from bank shots.

[Flow_Tech]

har..ive seen a few people slide into bunkers,and there was someone on the other side,and they knocked the person on the other side back and down..and..then they shot the ones who fell down..

[amoeba]

AO CA, Extreme paintball park. Before the break, I announce "Everyone run low, I will cover fire". Break! AMOEBA (fellow AO'er) runs with his body completely upright, not through but along my fire. He ends up taking like 10 of my balls to his back, and he screams many unpure words.

Your turn.

hahaha that sucked...*counts welts*
you make me feel ashamed...

[ProX9]

At scp I watched a kid run down the left tape off the break, fall head over heals and then get shot. I also watched where a person on the opposing team had passed by another player and just played for another minute till they turned around and shot each other. Also to those who just love SCP or basically all the ao norcal guys Z man especially, all the regulars were playing in intermediate because an advanced game hadnt started so things like overshooting, 5 or 6 balls, over shooting while out another 5-6 balls, and finally shooting your own teammates were some of the problems. I got shot 3 times in the leg by my own team walking off the field, bonus balled 3 games in a row, and when i was trying to get out of my bunker i put my hand out yelling and someone shot my palm and then my body as soon as i thought it was clear again. my friend got shot 4-5 times in the neck by his own team and later another 4-5 times plus a throat shot, also by his own team. most of these players were high level intermediate and advanced. my favorite quotes of the day were "overshooting is part of the game, deal with it" followed by "if you dont want to get bonus balled go play a beginner game" i guess beginners just know better and my favorite part was the player who i believe told me me stop complaining got owned by four guys, walked off the field swearing throws away his eggy cause it had paint in it and drove away. otherwise a good day because i met a lot of nice people.

[bleachit]

I was chasing 2 guys in the woods, they were pretty far away. I stopped to catch my breath, saw the one guy look in my direction while he was running. He ran right into a tree at full speed.. bounced right off.

[gc82000]

I was chasing 2 guys in the woods, they were pretty far away. I stopped to catch my breath, saw the one guy look in my direction while he was running. He ran right into a tree at full speed.. bounced right off.

Sounds like something I might do. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Josh2Xtremes]

In my Line of Work I get a Few of those...

Perhaps the dumbest thing I've ever seen in paintball was when Paul Lerner, a local fieldowner, decided to hop into a game of pickup ball at his own field. His goggles on his forehead, he and his team discussed strategy. The other ref yelled go, and Paul ran all the way to the fifty, slid in, brought up his gun and started shooting...with his goggles still on his forehead...protecting the brain I'm convinced he doesn't have. I saw this and hauled it across the the field, dove on him and dragged his goggles onto his head. Thank GOD nobody at that field had any game (and DM4's and the Alias hadn't been invented yet) or he'd be blind.

Josh

[Josh2Xtremes]

Now...

Don't mistake my previous post for a statement meaning that I've never done anything stupid in paintball myself. I've done my share.

During play at the Worr Lords Scenario game Ben and Bonnie Torricelli put on at Jungle Island Paintball in California, I was playing with Bud Orr's team against Tom (with an XMag of course, to keep everyone confused). Mike Paxson from Shock and I got into some trenches near Tom's staging area and of all people, Tom himself was defending it, shooting around a corner in the net with his Warp. He was playing "whack-a-mole" with us and I popped up from the trench in the same place twice. He gogged me, and I abruptly stood up, shouting "Hey Tom, nice shot...ACK" Stupid me, Tom doesn't SHOOT slowly...he had about twenty balls in the air and he hit me in the adam's apple ...I couldn't talk for an hour.
Josh
PS: I still owe you for that one TK

[splatterbrain]

pie suit

Haha, that would be awesome, it would be a total game of ninjaness and stealth. I want to do that sometime!
I played paintball in a pie suit

Pie suit! Did you lose a bet? That is pretty funny.

[Blazestorm]

Uh lets see...

On saturday we had a small NW AO Day... and Burphel (From Evil Inc, AGD sponsored team) brought his Sydarm along, he let me borrow it for one game, well we ended up being on opposite teams

I decide our group of AOers should go sneaky down the left tape line (woodsball) and well apparently the other guys think the same, so it's AO vs. AO on the left tape and newbs vs. newbs on the right/center.

I start to recognize people from 150ish feet away and notice Burphel's long hair, he's hiding behind one of those netting bunkers (Netting wrapped off, protects you but has holes and people can see you) well I yelled at Burphel a few times taking random pot-shots at him (He had Pullman in a bunker behind him. Well I'm sitting there and a bee starts buzzing around my bunker so I yell at Burph to stop shooting at me while I shoot the bee, it snuck into the tire I was hiding behind and I ignored it, I pop out once more and say "HEY BURPHEL, WAZZUP" and take one shot, it managed to sneak through the netting and hit his mask... all I heard was "HIT! HIT!" and I started laughing so hard, This was with HIS Sydarm (A pistol) at around 150 feet. Earlier Pullman was behind a wooden pallet over-exposing himself to the left side, I take a shot and wave at him, I tucked behind my bunker but according to him he saw the ball floating through the air and didn't think much of it till it landed and broke on his gun. and sprayed all over his mask. ! Then our AO guys circled the rest of the field and closed up the game, that was a lot of fun though, and probably made me want to get a Sydarm.

The other rediculous thing that's happened to me... probably when some 300lb guy decided to super-man into the hyper-ball snake BREAKING it. So instead of being about 2 ft high, it was... about 10" high... well I didn't realize it till it was too late, I dive in there and had to lie perfectly flat and right against the bunker... paint was spraying all over me, I had to take my pack off and lay it beside me and I just sat there and waited... occasionally poking out the side to take a few shots at the back bunker, but man was that a mistake I had about 3-4 guys posted on me waiting...

Ooo Ooo wait one more!

Our airball field was about to be taken down so we hopped on for one last game, it was basically as soon as we got to the starting gates GO, I still had the sydarm so I run to the center 50 (I mean why not?) and I hear Joey shooting out left, I figure ooo I can bunker him, what I didn't realize is Brandon is at the 50 too, as I come around Brandon meets my Sydarm and stares down the barrel, I miss the first shot and Brandon is going holy ****... then we start blasting eachother point blank, me holding and shooting the sydarm gangsta style, funniest thing ever, we both run off the field laughing. Good times...

[personman]

Pie suit! Did you lose a bet? That is pretty funny.

Nope, I volunteered to do that. That was at SC-AO 1.. Hehe

[AGDlover]

1) Ok Challenge Park Joliet IL. I was there for memorial day week end and were playin Bedlam ok off the break i go in the "post office" and a coupple kids said they'd go with me but are too big of wossies. So i'm in there alone i stop mid way through when i notice theres around 10 people agenst the wall on the out side wateing for me to get shot out to come in. so i see one of my buds is there and he trys shooting me out so i pop out and gog him. so there like 9 ppl left. i say "eh what the hell" creep up slow tilt my mag, and light up everyone that was standin there. not 5-10 sec later the ref calls game over. dude the look on thoughs ppls faces when i saw them after the game was priceless.


2)another game in bedlam, i was unloading and shooting everyone out and i see right in the middle(town hall) there was a kid looking where to go(he was on the other team) so i yell "ARMBAND???!!!" he yells back yes(i'm not with an armband) so i think, "ok time for my tricky ness to kick in" so i yell "COME ON OVER HERE RUN!!!!!!!" he runs over and looks around, i wave and go hi, point to my arm and light him up. it was great

[tribalman]

mine aren't as funny as what u guys have said, but here are mine.

funniest thing i've ever seen was at the same event that sniper king mentioned, a kid at bedlam with a tippman 98(not sure if it was a custom). and he had a halo, and a 22 inch barrel. he didn't have the response trigger on it. and just seeing him trying to wrap around the corner of the building was great.

then at ccp in IL playing an open game, about 10 people go into the back right bunker, i was on the other team in the left trying to get an angle on them. well, i just see a person run up the right tape, making sure to be far enough way so he can shoot them, and just light them up.

same field, diff day. went with 2 of my friends. so myself and one of my friends take the same bunker, he's low on paint so he decides this game he is going to bunker tap every one out. our other friend is a bit up field an to the left, we see a guy in my mirror. he keeps shooing out the left and right. upfield friend posts left, i post right. other friend runs up and taps the bunker. to our surprise, 5 people walk out. he did this quite a few times. by the end of the day most of the people there started to hate him cause he kept tapping them out.