Funniest thing a noob has ever said to u

[spyder luver]

What is the funniest thing a noob has ever said to u or done that uve saw?


for me it would be when i was talking to this one noob on the internet:


Me:so how fast can u shoot?
Noob:um idk prolly 25 bps
Me:what kind of gun do u have?
Noob:umm i think a m98
Me:is it stock?
Noob: ya

i just left then

[hockeynoodles020]

What is the funniest thing a noob has ever said to u or done that uve saw?

Take your immature thread back to PBN. I saw this same thread on PBN, and thought "Good thing AO is to mature to have **** like this" but i guess PBN is getting overcrowded

But the funniest "noob" thing i saw was when...Some kid from PBN came to AO and he made 2 threads about the exact same thing! But he was an E-thug so i better not mention his name

[Lohman446]

I'm waiting for someone to quote one of his posts...

[Miscue]

When picking teams on a walk-on with people I didn't know... "He can't play, he just has an expensive gun." He earned himself a few bonus balls.

"Have you seen the 4.0 software?" Urm... no... can't say I have.

"No, you're wrong. An AGD 'tech' told me (insert non-sense here)." Ok cool guy... if you say so.

"I'm an AGD tech." Really? Where's your denim shirt? And aren't you a little too clean shaven?

"I can do a trigger job on your Mag." Urm... no. Step away from my marker.

"Your gun sucks." Thank you very much.

[cdacda13]

/me picks up flatline barrell

Kid: Your barrels bent.
Me: I know, some kid kept trying to be captian oveous and I hit him on the head with this barrel.
Kid: /walks away

[AGDlover]

Well this was kinda a group thing it was me, my bro with his ion, a guy with a DM5 and his son with a tricked impy. Us as a group were domonateing all day long since me and my bro have been talking and sitting by them all day and we were prob the best on the field that day. And we were just about ready to go out to the next game just wateing for a few last ppl to crono. So a few noobs that looked like they've played a coupple of times before(you know are about 20's and own their own guns bla bla bla) They said "We arent playing with them they have automatic guns..." and we start telling them we dont and showing them we dont bla bla bla but i guess what happened they went to the manager and said we had "automatic" guns and he came over didnt say anything and just looked at our guns and laughed and hes like "damn thoughs guys are stupid" we all had a good laugh

[RingOfScale]

cdacda wins so far ...

-rIng

[personman]

"I'm an AGD tech." Really? Where's your denim shirt? And aren't you a little too clean shaven?

hahahahaha

thats awesome

[Soopa Villain17]

things my bro asks me , one of them was " chris , is a talon better than a automag?" , and osme other stupid things , lol my brotehr is the funniest noob in the world

[hockeynoodles020]

http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=936667

Way to be original buddy...If everyone is complete dicks to "noobs" then who will play the sport when we quit? We all said stupid things as "noobs". But, if it makes you feel better, keep being badass E-thugs

[warbeak2099]

Ok, this kid wasn't a noob but he was pretty ingorant:

Kid: What kind of gun is that?
Me: It's an automag.
Kid: Oh dude you can't use those here.
Me: Um, why not?
Kid: Because they're automatic. It even says it in the name, "AUTOmag".
Me: How long have you been playing?
Kid: About 3 or 4 years.
Me: Our sport is screwed my friend, our sport is screwed.

Then I chronied and walked away. Good night of playing though...

[dolphin1823]

Take your immature thread back to PBN. I saw this same thread on PBN, and thought "Good thing AO is to mature to have **** like this" but i guess PBN is getting overcrowded

But the funniest "noob" thing i saw was when...Some kid from PBN came to AO and he made 2 threads about the exact same thing! But he was an E-thug so i better not mention his name

I agree, I skimmed thru 5 pages of this kind of crap over a PBN and 90% of it was-
"this noob called my DM5 an Angel, I LOL"
This garbage doesn't belong on AO. This is a place for intelligent discussions and debate, hey look dancing bannanas ----->

[The Action Figure]

friend- what kind of gun do you have
me- minimag with mac dev nitro and a revi
friend wow how fast is that
me-oh 6-8 bps
friend- how much did it cost
me- about 250 total
friend- dude you got screwed my tippmann shoots 50 bps and it only cost me 230
me-

[spyder luver]

Take your immature thread back to PBN. I saw this same thread on PBN, and thought "Good thing AO is to mature to have **** like this" but i guess PBN is getting overcrowded

But the funniest "noob" thing i saw was when...Some kid from PBN came to AO and he made 2 threads about the exact same thing! But he was an E-thug so i better not mention his name

hey srry i saw the one on PBN too but i wanted to hear what all u had to say.. anwho

i have another thing noobs always say to me when i ask if they want to play me they go "NO U CAN GO ON AUTO!!" even though i never use it and we always say no auto

[DiSoRdeR]

Only funny thing I can really think of right now was when some one was asking questions about my Phantom and they asked how I look through my sight if there were paintballs in there(horizontal feed tube)