Funniest thing a noob has ever said to u

[atm743]

i have to post this

we had a local 5 man a cupple of weeks ago and there was some local kids (you call them noobs) and they were playing

well they were playing this team with all shockers and crap and one of the kids (noobs) got one out REALLY

well heres the joke


i was on the side line watching this game as were many others and the last kid that was in it was i think like 1 on 3 or somthing

he didnt hear any shooting and he gose

"did we win yet"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

the funniest thing i have even heard before.

later that day he comes in the pro shop and there was pizza for sale and hes like "is the pizza free"

im ya im YA its free im just giving the lady (owners whife) 50 cents for the heck of it

HERES YOUR SIGN

[DaveSM]

*a young layer looking at my phantom*
What is that?
*another young plaer answer to him*
That's a pump marker. They are mor accurate then other markers.

Also on another occasion

Why do you use those vials of paint? (looking at my 10 round tubes)

and few minutes later

You are not gonna play pump agains't semi? You'll simply be out-gunned. You can't play pump agains't semi.

And he kept going... I played the whole night with my pump after that and he didn't came back to me saying that I can't play pump agains't semi. If I remember well he was playing with an impulse or an angel as most of the players on that night .

[wanna-b-ballin']

like someone posted earlier, I also know more about my friends guns than they do. it bothers them.

as for noob things.

at SCP-
some noob had his gun on 3 round burst, and put the gun between his legs to pour a pod into it, with his barrel not 2 inches from the back of my knee, and he hit the trigger, and all 3 balls went right into the back of my knee. i think he almost crapped himself from being so afraid i'd hurt him. i never saw him the rest of the day.

me playing with my pump-
noob: what the hell is that? is that a pump? (while i'm pumping it and shooting) no, it cant be. what is it?
me:...

with my warped mag-
noob: what kinda gun is that?
me: an automag.
noob: why is your hopper like that?
me: so i have a smaller profile when i shoot out the right side or top of a bunker, and i can tilt it sideways to shoot out the left.
noob: why would you want a smaller profile?
me:

[atm743]

with my warped mag-
noob: what kinda gun is that?
me: an automag.
noob: why is your hopper like that?
me: so i have a smaller profile when i shoot out the right side or top of a bunker, and i can tilt it sideways to shoot out the left.
noob: why would you want a smaller profile?
me:

:rofl: :rofl:

kids these days

[latches109]

At 14yrs old(94'): I was running down the right side of vietnam at scvillage, i trip, sprain my ankle(bad), i hit the ground, my gun fires, and shoot my best friend directly in the butt with red paint. Instead of getting mad he turns and says," Damn-it Beavis! You gave me a bloody ***-h*l#." I reply, " Yeah. Huh-huh, huh-huh." At 14 with tons of Beavis and Butthead shows under our belts, this was halarious. And it was a fun car ride home.

[rifleman wi]

At 14yrs old(94'): I was running down the right side of vietnam at scvillage, i trip, sprain my ankle(bad), i hit the ground, my gun fires, and shoot my best friend directly in the butt with red paint. Instead of getting mad he turns and says," Damn-it Beavis! You gave me a bloody ***-h*l#." I reply, " Yeah. Huh-huh, huh-huh." At 14 with tons of Beavis and Butthead shows under our belts, this was halarious. And it was a fun car ride home.

Thats awsome :rofl:

[lew]

At 14yrs old(94'): I was running down the right side of vietnam at scvillage, i trip, sprain my ankle(bad), i hit the ground, my gun fires, and shoot my best friend directly in the butt with red paint. Instead of getting mad he turns and says," Damn-it Beavis! You gave me a bloody ***-h*l#." I reply, " Yeah. Huh-huh, huh-huh." At 14 with tons of Beavis and Butthead shows under our belts, this was halarious. And it was a fun car ride home.

:rofl: :rofl:

You sir, have made my day.