Funniest thing a noob has ever said to u

[spyder luver]

another thing but this wasnt really noobish and it wasnt me who said it but i was playing a 3 on 3 game at a friends house on his unfair speedball field and i was unloading *almost as fast as i could* on this one guys bunker cuz he was last left and then the kids lil brother goes "hey he's cheating he's using full auto!" and then the other kids r like "
no he can just shoot that fast"


it was more so somthing u would have had to been there to think funny

[Chris_automag_07]

question to spyder lover, how long have you been playing paintball, cause you cant be very old, like 13 or 14. i just notice how you seemed to use "and" quite a few times in your story...anyway, not trying to bag on spyder lover or anyone else....just wondering how long you thing a person would have to play to not be considered a noob....


and back to the " noob" things.....i once shot myself in the foot, ran into a stream of paint with my safety on, thought myt old piranha was th sh*t......and many, many more things i would rather not talk about, but being a noob is part of the paintball expirience, and im glad i didnt know everything about the sport when i started. and thats it



Chris-

[RingOfScale]

'ight, yal need to leave spider_lover alone ... i remember when i first played i had plenty of posts or stories like that that were just as "noob" ... we all start somewhere ...

and why does it matter if hes only 13 or 14 ?
lots of people start at that age ...

-rIng

[spyder luver]

question to spyder lover, how long have you been playing paintball, cause you cant be very old, like 13 or 14. i just notice how you seemed to use "and" quite a few times in your story...anyway, not trying to bag on spyder lover or anyone else....just wondering how long you thing a person would have to play to not be considered a noob....


and back to the " noob" things.....i once shot myself in the foot, ran into a stream of paint with my safety on, thought myt old piranha was th sh*t......and many, many more things i would rather not talk about, but being a noob is part of the paintball expirience, and im glad i didnt know everything about the sport when i started. and thats it



Chris-

well ive played for 2 years now and compared to my friends im not really a noob but to most people who acually know stuff about paintball i am a big noob and yes i am 13 i forgot to mention that *my teachers always say i use the word and a lot too.....* o another dumb thing i did once i was sniping from this lil grassy area *its hard to find people there* and the best player walked out of a house and i coulda shot him but i forgot to cock my gun

[spyder luver]

'ight, yal need to leave spider_lover alone ... i remember when i first played i had plenty of posts or stories like that that were just as "noob" ... we all start somewhere ...

and why does it matter if hes only 13 or 14 ?
lots of people start at that age ...

-rIng

acually the first time i played i was like 6 but then i quit till i was 12 cuz ovisly a 6 year old shouldnt be playing paintball

[Automaggot68]

I love how people still think Angels are the "in" marker

I love how people still use mags.






/love your anno
...
To be honest with you.
I think Spyderluver is just trying to fit in, or rather, get us to like him.
He's trying pretty hard.
At least he hasn't resorted to be a dick about anything, and he's taken all of our flack thus far.

Dang.
I need to stop posting like this, people might get the wrong idea about me.

/omg
//awesome night
///I need to flame someone.

[specnic]

I remember about the third time i played i accidentially shot myself in the foot.

i shot myself in the hand taking out my barrel plug.....

[specnic]

Ok im sick of using co2. Today i went and got my co2 tank filled and it sat in the car for a while,well, when i came back it was empty it all just turned to liquid and shot out by itself. I was so mad. Then i started to think y dont i just switch to n2 *which ive been thinking for a while acually* but then i relized that there is no were to get n2 tanks filled around me so i am wondering if its posible to fill a n2 tank with an aircompresor......and wut type of fill station would i have to buy if i can do this or if i cant how much would a scooba tank and fill station cost
?

WOW, just WOW.....maybe to can get an O2 system that way you can just go have it refilled at the local medical supply store.........

[Commissar_Loki]

WOW, just WOW.....maybe to can get an O2 system that way you can just go have it refilled at the local medical supply store.........

I'm not sure I understand the "Wowing."


-Butch

[Chris_automag_07]

thats cool, i figured you were about the age, not that it was that long ago....but when i was 13 i had the same kind of stories and i could just tell. i never really learned anything about the sport untill i was like 15 though, and at 17 i still dont know an incredable lot about the sport.
i was the biggest noob in the world, i am still a noob in some ways (when it comes to autocockers) i dont know anything about guns other than automags and spyders/piranhas/any other double stack setup guns....everything else is a blurr.
sorry if i came off as bashing you, just was wondering

[Chris_automag_07]

btw you can get a lease on a tank from some places, the place here has ten year leases on scuba tanks for around 200 dollars
plus the cost of your fill sation and dont forget how much n2 tanks cost

[HOMELANDEFENDER]

I agree, I skimmed thru 5 pages of this kind of crap over a PBN and 90% of it was-
"this noob called my DM5 an Angel, I LOL"
This garbage doesn't belong on AO. This is a place for intelligent discussions and debate, hey look dancing bannanas ----->

Funny -- You're the first AO member to make me laugh....

HLD...

[SpitFire1299]

n00b-"Do you have *NOS* on your gun?"
me-"Its called Nitrogen/Compressed Air.. but yeah."

Different time, different person-

n00b-"My diablo mongoose is faster than his crappy emag."(when im not around talking to my friend)
me-"Thats why hes not on the team."(To the friend that told me what he said..)

Another situation..

Local STORE TECH-What can i do for you?
Me- I need a parts kit for my Minimag(about 2 years ago when i was new to the automags)
Store tech- Ok, meet me at the counter.

Later that day...

(RT Parts kit..)

[etjoyride]

OK first of all i'm only 14 so to some people i'm still a noob, but anyway about 3 1/2 years ago when i first started playing I was walking on to the field, and I accidentley shot this guy in the back with the barrel plug still in (man was he pissed ). ( hadnt taken out the plug and was "pretending" to shoot)

[onedude36]

please delete this thread.

until that time, i did a noob thing last week. I was playing with my new viking and this trigger is really easy for me to shoot, any way I was in this can and my teamate moved to the center 50, and me no knowing he move up, snapped out and gave him 2 in the back. hes a cool guy though.