How to kiss?

[slateman]

Originally posted by dinger
i read the ENTIRE thread, because at 1:30am you get a HUGE kick out of this

and i dont remember him stating he kissed her :o

all i can say.. my first kiss... there was a SLIGHT problem that i cant state here because its kinda awkwards and embarassing and was just "in the way"

I'm sure the answer is obvious but I don't get it. Maybe its the 6 hours of research I just did. PM me.

[BTAutoMag]

Originally posted by slateman
you guys realize that he started this thread like three months ago?

I mean, by now he needs advice on...ummm....how do I put this....shall we say, "Other Stuff"

ok first you say hi...

then you take off her pants...

[painball]

This thread depresses me. I'm 15 amd still haven't gotten kissed or even had a girlfriend. Well no...not really **** girls. I turned down 3 girls who wanted to go to homecoming with me for paintball Which BTW is tomorrow

[i like tictacs]

dude you gotta know when to let the paintball go...i'd rather get laid then practice.


if it was a tourney on the otherhand...

[RenagadeOfFunk]

Girl fact kissing burns off some thing like 200/300 caloires per hour


any girls want to lose weight

[i like tictacs]

Not like i'd be kissing thems ones who needs to lose the weight anyway...

[BobTheCow]

wow... homecoming's on the way, I'm dateless, and coming back to this thread re-solidified how incredibly much of a loser I am.

At least PAINTBALL will always be there for me!!

[i like tictacs]

Originally posted by BobTheCow63
wow... homecoming's on the way, I'm dateless, and coming back to this thread re-solidified how incredibly much of a loser I am.

At least PAINTBALL will always be there for me!!

Meh, I wouldn't consider myself a loser, just lacking in the sex dept.

And yeah, paintball will always be there

[FatMan]

Originally posted by i like tictacs
one time a girl kissed me for her first time, i had done it before..dare i say it, she really sucked, and it hurt my mouth, she was like jamming into me, i tried to bak off but she lunged again...

needless to say that relationship didn't last long, as it happened three time in a row and she never learned.

That sounds like an excellent opportunity to TEACH her how to kiss, which naturally leads to teaching her how to neck, and then a little petting and then and little more petting and a little more petting and then ...

Ah, little girls, like putty in my hands ...

Not that I've ever done that or anything - but it sounds like you could.

FatMan

[MantisMag]

hey fatman! welcome back. where ya been?

[GhillieGuy]

Originally posted by MantisMag
hey fatman! welcome back. where ya been?

Eating, where else?

[BlkSprk]

Originally posted by i like tictacs
Not like i'd be kissing thems ones who needs to lose the weight anyway...

Hey, i love me some big girls

Oh, and it is very true that girl are damn impressed if you can do the bra one handed, i had to teach my ex how to do it, even she needed two hands... come to think of it, she wasnt the brightest.

hey shartley, can i get a picture of your daughters? jk... please dont kill me

[BobTheCow]

Originally posted by BlkSprk
hey shartley, can i get a picture of your daughters?

You're a brave, brave man... or a pitifully stupid one... who knows.
lol and I love how this thread just refuses to die!!

[gam-e]

Originally posted by BlkSprk

hey shartley, can i get a picture of your daughters? jk... please dont kill me

i love it
i love it
I LOVE IT!


lol thats great. and on cometh the slaying.

[BlkSprk]

and on cometh the slaying.

You're a brave, brave man... or a pitifully stupid one... who knows.

Some how i fear i may have opened a can of worms