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  • dinger
    I AM THE BIG DINGER!!
    • Jul 2003
    • 1267

    #196
    its just because its one of the most outrageous and hilarious threads on here!

    and i made it a favorite, so i thuoght id look at it and laugh again
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    • Sniper king
      And boom goes the dynamite
      • Aug 2003
      • 3322

      #197
      Open you mouth start kissing and stick his tung down her throght
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      • Lopy-slopy

        #198
        make sure to get all your spit in her mouth, and see if you can touch her tonsils! oh yah, if she lets you kiss her, it means she wants sex, so no saying no after that, go right for the kill.

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        • BobTheCow63
          IAO Gold Star winner (BTK)
          • Dec 2002
          • 3832

          #199
          Best. Thread. Ever.
          *points furiously at sig*
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          • Heat
            hello lamewads
            • Oct 2000
            • 4463

            #200
            How to Kiss. Kissing advice for young and old. How to french kiss. Kissing books and how-to DVD.

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            • paint magnet
              Member # 10,261
              • Dec 2001
              • 2488

              #201
              Uh oh, SHartley's got a hit list!

              /me runs
              My feedback

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              • Dubstar112
                Dubstar111x
                • Feb 2001
                • 2321

                #202
                I see this topic, and I think "Very carefully"
                lol

                kissing.com who'd a thunk?
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                • PyRo
                  President Bioloaf inc.
                  • Dec 2000
                  • 10186

                  #203
                  Its back :)

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                  • p8ntball1016

                    #204
                    Originally posted by PyRo
                    Its back :)
                    i hate you

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                    • TecnoRobo
                      I pay the bills...
                      • Sep 2002
                      • 326

                      #205
                      for some reason i was gonna look this thread up...
                      then i came to friendly forum and here it is

                      maybe fate has something in store for me soon

                      but i doubt it

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                      • -Carnifex-
                        Registered User
                        • Jan 2003
                        • 1434

                        #206
                        Just make sure you get it lip to lip, not lip to just below the nose, or above the chin (they hate that), and don't stick your tongue down their throat.
                        "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                        - Karl Marx

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                        • Trina
                          I'm back!!
                          • Sep 2003
                          • 650

                          #207
                          ROTFLOL...I never saw this one before!!

                          This is great!! Made me think back to that first kiss...wow!! It was so good it made me weak in the knees. LOL!
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                          • -Carnifex-
                            Registered User
                            • Jan 2003
                            • 1434

                            #208
                            My first kiss sucked.
                            "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                            - Karl Marx

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                            • Trina
                              I'm back!!
                              • Sep 2003
                              • 650

                              #209
                              It's all about good breath, the right cologne, gentleness...and getting close...real close...LOL!
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                              AO NE - 2004
                              AO SE - 2003
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                              D-Day at Oklahoma, 2001, 2002, and 2004
                              The Holy Grail at EMR, 1999 and 2000

                              Any many more to come.....

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                              • -Carnifex-
                                Registered User
                                • Jan 2003
                                • 1434

                                #210
                                Technique is key too.
                                "What we have to accomplish at this time is all the more clear: relentless criticism of all existing conditions, relentless in the sense that the criticism is not afraid of its findings and just as little afraid of the conflict with the powers that be."
                                - Karl Marx

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