How to kiss?

[davidb]

Originally posted by sparklie Chick
Girl fact kissing burns off some thing like 200/300 caloires per hour

Another fun fact- If the first two movies can be used as a precedent, The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King should be good for at least a thousand calories.

Added: Don't try too hard. Maybe I should rephrase that.. Don't try too hard to act like you know what you're doing, because, hell, you don't! She probably knows that it's your/your friend's/some guy you know's first time, and won't be expecting you to be some kind of makeout artiste. This can actually be a good thing, it is generally a pretty special thing to be somebodies first kiss, and she will probably feel special because of it, and making a girl feel special is always a good thing. Don't try anything that might be called a "move", keep it innocent- unless you have a long time where you will be effectively alone (i.e. noncrowded movie theater), and plan on kissing her for the duration, in which case you will probably want to do something different after a while. Generally anything from the neck on up is safe territory, but you might want to check before you start sucking on her neck (sounds wierd, until you've tried it), to see if she: A. is susceptible to hickeys, and B. has a particular aversion to going home with a hickey or two.
I'm sorry, but if I divulge any more than that... I'll have to kill you. And there are a lot of you.

[BobTheCow]

I KNEW this thread couldn't stay away for long!! Keeping it in my sig is very truthful...

your/your friend's/some guy

Come ON dinger, you still don't believe it wasn't me or FalconGuy?

[slateman]

you guys realize that he started this thread like three months ago?

I mean, by now he needs advice on...ummm....how do I put this....shall we say, "Other Stuff"

[PyRo]

Yeah somone give him advice on how to hug :)

[BobTheCow]

lol davidb, sorry for misquoting you!!!

AND, if you guys look carefully... it wasn't ME who actually started this thread!!!

*triumphantly crosses arms in assumed victory*

[frost]

everyone know how to kiss! are u kidding me either you can kiss but suck at it or u are good its not life or death





someone kill me i dont know how to kiss!

[UltimatePaintballer]

don't have anything in your mouth while your kissing thats all i can say

[BobTheCow]

So what you're saying is to ditch the clove of garlic I keep nestled in the side of my mouth BEFORE I lay it on her??

**edit** substitute "I" for "some random person"

[UltimatePaintballer]

yea that or gum

[luke]

NO, I didn't read the entire thread, but I want to know, DID HE KISS HER?

[BobTheCow]

Yes he did... quite a long time ago, in fact... lol like in June!!

[FalconGuy016]

Originally posted by BobTheCow63
Yes he did... quite a long time ago, in fact... lol like in June!!

Yes I posted that :) or pbguy87... it is too long to remember

[dinger]

i read the ENTIRE thread, because at 1:30am you get a HUGE kick out of this

and i dont remember him stating he kissed her :o

all i can say.. my first kiss... there was a SLIGHT problem that i cant state here because its kinda awkwards and embarassing and was just "in the way"

[i like tictacs]

one time a girl kissed me for her first time, i had done it before..dare i say it, she really sucked, and it hurt my mouth, she was like jamming into me, i tried to bak off but she lunged again...

needless to say that relationship didn't last long, as it happened three time in a row and she never learned.

[GhillieGuy]

Originally posted by i like tictacs
one time a girl kissed me for her first time, i had done it before..dare i say it, she really sucked, and it hurt my mouth, she was like jamming into me, i tried to bak off but she lunged again...

needless to say that relationship didn't last long, as it happened three time in a row and she never learned.

Haha, well just think that we were all in her position at one time (maybee not as bad of a kisser) but.. o well.