Good lord, is this thread disturbing...however, for the sake of conversation...
Five year olds are not the most durable or tactical creatures in the world. Nor are they generally as strong as, say, a large housecat. Their bites do hurt (And I speak from experience), but other than that, they can't really do much to a grown person. Even without a cup, your beans and frank are pretty easy to defend from a five year old if you are in combat mode.
Anyway, like I said, they aren't super durable. Pretty easy to disable without a lot of effort. A kick to the knee, hard punch or knee to the temple, or even a strong front kick to the torso would all put them down pretty reliably. Add in throwing the kids themselves as weapons, and you, or at least I, could take out several at a time. Chunk said bloodthirsty lemming-kid into a group, and knock them down. Then, if you have any weight on you at all, simply perform a jumping back drop on the whole little pile. With my 280 lbs., I might just cause some organ spewing, if I jump high enough. Then roll off the bloody mess and continue the battle.
If we are allowed weapons, then I would take a couple of Surefire flashlights (they make excellent impact weapons with their semi sharp bezels, and work extremely well for blinding folks), a couple of knives, custom Strider knives if I have any say in it, and a good quality katana. I figure it would take a long time for me to get tired using a katana. Not much force needed to cut up an unarmored five year old with the blade geometry of most katanas.
Unarmed, I could take a good number. Maybe 30-40 before totally giving out. Armed, I could take a lot more. Maybe 100-120, or a little more.
Wow, I actually put tactical thought into the mass slaughter of evil five year olds.
Five year olds are not the most durable or tactical creatures in the world. Nor are they generally as strong as, say, a large housecat. Their bites do hurt (And I speak from experience), but other than that, they can't really do much to a grown person. Even without a cup, your beans and frank are pretty easy to defend from a five year old if you are in combat mode.
Anyway, like I said, they aren't super durable. Pretty easy to disable without a lot of effort. A kick to the knee, hard punch or knee to the temple, or even a strong front kick to the torso would all put them down pretty reliably. Add in throwing the kids themselves as weapons, and you, or at least I, could take out several at a time. Chunk said bloodthirsty lemming-kid into a group, and knock them down. Then, if you have any weight on you at all, simply perform a jumping back drop on the whole little pile. With my 280 lbs., I might just cause some organ spewing, if I jump high enough. Then roll off the bloody mess and continue the battle.
If we are allowed weapons, then I would take a couple of Surefire flashlights (they make excellent impact weapons with their semi sharp bezels, and work extremely well for blinding folks), a couple of knives, custom Strider knives if I have any say in it, and a good quality katana. I figure it would take a long time for me to get tired using a katana. Not much force needed to cut up an unarmored five year old with the blade geometry of most katanas.
Unarmed, I could take a good number. Maybe 30-40 before totally giving out. Armed, I could take a lot more. Maybe 100-120, or a little more.
Wow, I actually put tactical thought into the mass slaughter of evil five year olds.
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