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  • RoadDawg
    Degeneration X is back
    • May 2001
    • 4023

    #46
    I'm weak. 5 at most. My nephew wears me out in 10 min and he's only 4 (plus he knows the nut shot trick). So 5 at most. I'd handle them for several minutes but all the wrestling tricks in the world are tough to do with 4 other kids jumping on you.
    Sorry, I'm old

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    • Thordic
      AFTICA
      • May 2001
      • 5986

      #47
      Depends on the five year old. Some are bigger than others.

      Five of my cousin Erik would take 90% of you down. He's like 62 lbs. He's not a little fatball, either, hes huge. He even hits hard. Five of him would school most of you.

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      • Cryer
        Paintball is over.
        • Nov 2002
        • 4105

        #48
        Originally posted by RoadDawg
        I'm weak. 5 at most. My nephew wears me out in 10 min and he's only 4 (plus he knows the nut shot trick). So 5 at most. I'd handle them for several minutes but all the wrestling tricks in the world are tough to do with 4 other kids jumping on you.
        Nah, dude, we're not talking bout rastlin'... Youre not supposed to give em the chance to latch on to you, that slows you down. Use your longer arms to your advantage and knock their heads off from afar!
        Shin kicks should be effective, too. (cuz their heads are still kinda soft and stuff...)

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        • dansim
          ive been busy
          • Jun 2001
          • 4479

          #49
          i picture it as completely surrounded ala matrix/smith style, how many can you kill(or knock out) before you yourself are beaten into submission, all charging forward like something outa lord of the rings. in a hallway with 3 attacking at a time i could easily get 40-50 4 attacking at a time 40 max and 5 attacking probally 30-35 and im a big fella 6'2" 290 ill sit on a kid if i have to, now who wants to take a trip to a kindigarten with me?

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          • Dubstar112
            Dubstar111x
            • Feb 2001
            • 2321

            #50
            i dunno i never thought about that.

            20? 25?

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            • fcpchop
              Registered User
              • Nov 2002
              • 1968

              #51
              ya well infinite for me, i am a relatively small person, so i can just bend down a bit and blend in, they would never know, then i would sneak out the door, they are 5 they would never know what just happened.
              Bad Traders: Brice34, complete total fraud, lied constantly and stole 60$ for an egg

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              • paintbattler
                Mags > Cockers
                • Nov 2001
                • 2754

                #52
                Originally posted by paintbattler
                I know your the same cursing person below replying to yourself. You won't get anther warning at all - cphilip
                Originally posted by cphilip
                bmplaya001 is paintbattler.

                And he is close to being NoAOer instead.
                actually I'm not. stop making asssumptions. wont you actually do some homework before you say i'm him, i didnt cuss or nothin like bmplaya did so why do you think its me? ive been on these forums long enough to know not to do stuff like that
                Last edited by paintbattler; 02-10-2004, 09:31 PM.
                Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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                • Cryer
                  Paintball is over.
                  • Nov 2002
                  • 4105

                  #53
                  Originally posted by paintbattler

                  actually I'm not. stop making asssumptions
                  d00d, he can see your IP. So, unless you're both kids at school, then you're in trouble... And whos at school at this time of night?

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                  -We own j00 all.-

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                  • paintbattler
                    Mags > Cockers
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 2754

                    #54
                    Originally posted by bmplaya001
                    KNOCK IT OFF OR YOUR GONE! Both of your nicks are now on my watch list - cphilip

                    Folks this other new person is paintbattler himself
                    man, i keep looking back and there is another thing about me being him and IM NOT. i just put a rhyme up and some person responds and you think its me. what the crap?
                    Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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                    • paintbattler
                      Mags > Cockers
                      • Nov 2001
                      • 2754

                      #55
                      Originally posted by Cryer


                      d00d, he can see your IP. So, unless you're both kids at school, then you're in trouble... And whos at school at this time of night?
                      d00d, apparently he didnt look at the IP's cuz its not me
                      Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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                      • cphilip
                        Former Moderator

                        • Jun 2026
                        • 16216

                        #56
                        I did look at the IP's and for one of the ones you have used (a static IP) there is only one for you AND HIM! So unless you got a brother that did it...Its you...

                        How about I do this then. I ban HIS Ip for good. And if its not you then you should have no problem with that...

                        This is the IP that the two of you share and only the two of you share

                        68.54.102.2 (pcp03380872pcs.grey01.tn.comcast.net)

                        But lying about it is not going to get you anywhere. Either admit it or I ban that IP. For good. Come clean now.


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                        cphilip.com

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                        • chizle97
                          Save the Empire!
                          • Apr 2003
                          • 647

                          #57
                          back to topic Im going to have to say about 20 of the little bugers. Just do a rotating arm swing like the russian guy from street fighter and you would be set.
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                          • Big_Chops
                            Big_Chops get fat diet
                            • May 2003
                            • 757

                            #58
                            bring em all on. it takes 7 or 8, 15 year old kids to get me down. takes them about 3 or 4 mins of struggling. and i am only 16.

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                            • paintbattler
                              Mags > Cockers
                              • Nov 2001
                              • 2754

                              #59
                              Originally posted by cphilip
                              Either admit it or I ban that IP. For good. Come clean now.
                              go ahead and ban it. it wasnt me. ive been on these forums long enough, over 2 years, to know what is right and wrong......for having the same IP, i have no clue how it is the same. and no one else posts on this comp but me so i cant explain that.
                              edit: according to my comp, my IP is 172.2**.8*.8
                              the stars are the because i don't want people seeing my IP
                              Last edited by paintbattler; 02-11-2004, 04:50 PM.
                              Someone took away my cool sig. *cough*mod*cough*

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                              • 1stdeadeye
                                Still around????
                                • Jun 2002
                                • 8501

                                #60
                                As many as you could throw at me. They break very easily! Bwahahahahaha!

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