How many 5 year olds would it take to take you down?

[Havoc_online]

so long as I'm wearing a cup, as many as you can send me.

I'd try using one as a hostage to start with, if the others didnt stop, he'd be dead.

Plan B - Tackle my way to the outside of the crowd, then strafe the outer perimeter till I win

Plan C - use the lifless bodies to build a wall around me.

very funny thread

[03vert]

depends on alot of things.
1. if there was some really awsome rock music goin on right as they charged me id prob go for 13. prefferably skinless-suicide to survival (song)
2. if it was just me id say about 7-10 (im being generous)
3. if i had my TPX with me then as many as they can cram up next to me. i need some batting practise anyways.
4. wearing a cup and fully clothed i can prob go for 7ish
5. mad and me starting the fight 10ish
6. i cant really bludger them with the other ones i have condemned since im not that big but i can put on some brass knuckles or gimme a rope and i can take 15ish i bet.
nasty little buggers they are though...

oh yea 7. if i had a minigun then bring it on.
8. if they had airsoft miniguns and i had glasses and i had torchboy(my uncle's industrial size torch) id burn them all to a crisp then snap their necks like twigs and tie their arms to me and use them as a shield. wow this really is sick.

[AssassN]

You guys really over estimate 5 year olds. I could take my neighboor out with one hit.

[SIGSays]

so do we hit them and retaliate? or just push them off?

[poolshark5226]

3 BILLION POINTS for starting this thread.

Id probably take out like 10 or so...remember hitting each one hard would probably feel similar to punching a wall...

[FooTemps]

Being 5'6" and really small and weak... I could probably take 6. This is because I've taken 4 angry 5 or 6 year olds a few years ago. I put up a good fight but I ran away cuz I didn't want to hurt the little buggers... Also, 5 year olds are too short... I trip over them when I run/walk/jump/do some mad trick, and it hurts when I trip.... lol

Follwing in the guidelines I'd say 6. Assuming they are rushing zerg style.

If they ring around and start to charge, I'd probably start out with a super intimidation move and then throw the dead/unconcious bodies into the way of the kids. Once you get enough, it's hard from them to maneuver. But... I probably wouldn't be able to make a good perimeter around me unless I used my shoe to beat them to death quickly.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Heres a couple other questions to ponder...


Now how many could you take if you had a bat? I suppose my number would be very high, I guess untill my arms got tired of swinging.

And how many could you and your crew take? Say you get 10 guys all in all. That number may be a couple hundred? Mayb not. No weapons. Remember you cant win the fight. These 5 years olds dont sleep. You do. You will eventually die.

[FooTemps]

Crew of 10? We could go on forever if we had food...

So here's how the 10 man crew would work... 5 guys fight an hour while 5 others sleep for 45 minutes during the hour, then they spend 15 minutes eating and warming up. After that, it's little kid kill time. We'd switch off and repeat. Sure we'd eventually die sooner or later but it would take a lot longer. Maybe several weeks worth of little kids... Heck, we could probably start EATING the little kids... lol

[WicKeD_WaYz]

Originally posted by FooTemps
5 guys fight an hour

no offense or anything, but have you ever been in a fight? Its impossible to fight for an hour. Anyone who fights often will agree with me.

A full on evenly matched fight where it goes on for a few minutes, will be the most tiring thing you do in your life. Trust me.

Most people here arent taking stamina as a factor. Sure if I had unlimited stamina, I could prolly take on as many 5 year olds as I needed to. But the thing is, every punch thrown will make you more tired. These 5 year olds dont get tired because they keep comming into the fight fresh.

[breg]

Don't forget that damnable source of energy that most 5 year olds have.

[dansim]

Originally posted by WicKeD_WaYz



no offense or anything, but have you ever been in a fight? Its impossible to fight for an hour. Anyone who fights often will agree with me.

A full on evenly matched fight where it goes on for a few minutes, will be the most tiring thing you do in your life. Trust me.

Most people here arent taking stamina as a factor. Sure if I had unlimited stamina, I could prolly take on as many 5 year olds as I needed to. But the thing is, every punch thrown will make you more tired. These 5 year olds dont get tired because they keep comming into the fight fresh.

finally someone gets it, with a bat i could probally get id say 70 or 80 of teh buggers with ten friends 500 becuase you could have some guys in the middle of teh pack just on defence while people attack and have them switch out when people tire

[cphilip]

Originally posted by paintbattler

go ahead and ban it. it wasnt me. ive been on these forums long enough, over 2 years, to know what is right and wrong......

OK I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt. But I did ban the other user name.

[paintbattler]

Originally posted by cphilip


OK I am going to give you the benefit of the doubt. But I did ban the other user name.

ok thanks, now back to the thread..i could take bout about 20 them suckers if i could hit them in the face..after 20, id get tired and go wang

[PBallNMike]

5 year olds

I would be able to take like 50 if I threw them into each other like a bowling ball, but as a fat kid, I think that I would just start eatin them after I got tired of that.

[melch]

well it depends if they are hyper active or not but arnt all five year olds but i would not say how many i could take but how long i would last in the first run i could probably take atleast 100 or more because i would start to use them as wepons like throwing one into a croud of like 5 but then i would get tired after a while then the would just swarm meit would kinda be like this game http://www.xgenstudios.com/castle/