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  • speedyejl
    Hi!
    • May 2002
    • 1202

    #1

    Contest: Funniest Title about France! - Prize $$$





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  • 1stdeadeye
    Still around????
    • Jun 2002
    • 8501

    #2
    French Cuisine:The only thing in France that does not surrender!

    French Cuisine:Tougher then the rest of our country!

    French Cuisine:The only thing in France other countries surrender to!

    French Cuisine:Hey the French had to do at least one thing right!

    French Cuisine:We surrender

    French Cuisine:Championed by Cheese Eating surrender monkey's everywhere!

    No Charge!!

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    • Garrum
      Wargaming Hick Paintballer
      • Jan 2004
      • 43

      #3
      French Cuisine: Our women do not shave their armpits, and they cook your food with no shirt on.

      French Cuisine: Yeah, yeah, our food tastes like crap. But if you want to be cool, you'll eat it like the cool kids do.

      French Cuisine: What do you mean, 'Eating snails is kind of strange'?

      or

      French Cuisine: What do you mean, 'Eating snails does not arouse you'?
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      • TransMan
        Man Beast!!!
        • Apr 2002
        • 3152

        #4
        French Cuisine: How to run away on a full stomach

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        • 1stdeadeye
          Still around????
          • Jun 2002
          • 8501

          #5
          Originally posted by TransMan
          French Cuisine: How to run away on a full stomach
          ROFL!!!!!!


          We may have a winner!

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          • -=Squid=-

            #6
            I definitely liek 1DE's, especially this one:

            French Cousine: We surrender

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            • bertmcmahan
              Not pop, it's all Coke
              • Jan 2002
              • 1960

              #7
              French Cuisine: So good, even other countries use French to call food "food"

              i.e., cuisine is a French word
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              • mcveighr
                Registered User
                • Feb 2003
                • 861

                #8
                French Cuisine: More stable than their Government
                I like that and the run away one.

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                • Cheeseball24
                  Shwing
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 128

                  #9
                  French Cuisine: Our Country Blows


                  ~Twisted Fate~

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                  • p8ntball1016

                    #10
                    French Cuisine: Canadian food with snails

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                    • speedyejl
                      Hi!
                      • May 2002
                      • 1202

                      #11
                      Currently how it stands (If it becomes the winner I might modify it but still give you $$ if it wins)

                      (PBN)jci1134
                      French Cuisine:taste lasts longer than we do at war

                      (PBN)Gunny/Killa
                      Only thing we can beat Germany In.

                      (AO)TransMan
                      French Cuisine: How to run away on a full stomach

                      Myself
                      French Cuisine: For Smooth Plump Legs
                      French Cuisine: Croissants and Cigarettes
                      French Cuisine: More stable than their Government




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                      • nastymag
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                        • Dec 2000
                        • 924

                        #12
                        i thought this one was the best



                        "French Cuisine: What do you mean, 'Eating snails does not arouse you'?"
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                        • breg
                          mean & hateful, fat & ugly
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 1037

                          #13
                          French Cusine: Devloping Cooking Skills While Ignoring Fighting Spirit.

                          French Cusine: The German Army Loved our Cooking

                          French Cusine: Why Fight When You Can Make Food That No One Can Pronounce.

                          French Cusine: Making Food Instead Of War.

                          French Cusine: You Will Have Harder Time Pronouncing The Names of Our Food Then Beating Our Army.

                          French Cusine: We Smell Bad But The Food Smells Great.
                          Giant flying dogs are gonna give you a flame-thrower enema!!!

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                          • Albinonewt
                            Team Icky Forest
                            • Apr 2003
                            • 2456

                            #14
                            French Cusine: If it wasn't so good, the Germans wouldn't have invaded

                            French Cusine:From way back when, when we didn't suck so much

                            French Cusine: Just one taste, and you'll feel arrogant

                            French Cusine: Goes great with wine

                            French Cusine: And I'm not talking Freedom Fries
                            Or better yet, why don't you kill yourself. No, really, die. Drop dead, don't leave a note, in fact burn your house while your little ego is stuck in a bench vice so that you'll also incenerate yourslef and everything you own with it. Because that's all you're worth. You're not even wirh thte time it'll take for the house to burn down, so just kill yourself. You're a waste of space. You are nothing, you always will be nothing. Don't leave a note, you're not worth the ink. - Tyger

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                            • mcveighr
                              Registered User
                              • Feb 2003
                              • 861

                              #15
                              Alot of these are funny, but some kinda go overboard on the france bashing.

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