Time to beat my neighbor with a stick

[PyRo]

Today while I was at work she called the police because I wsa parked in a 2 hour parking zone. This is a residential neighborhood and everyone on the block parks their car infront of their house and nothing ever happens unless someone calls and complains. Every so often she will call and complain about the car infront of our house, our bushs being three inchs too high, or somthing else stupid (although she does all these things herself), she doesn't call on anyone else. So today I was parked out their and I didn't get a parking ticket, he gave me a no front plate ticket which is a little bit cheaper.
I hate miserable old people who have nothing better to do then try and make someone elses life suck.

[Linkwarner]

People like that need to be sho.... beaten to dea....... stopped. I hate people that are on this earth only to be a pain in your rear. Have you done the same to her? if not it sounds like it is time to.

[AGDlover]

as the bilble teaches us, do one to others as they done to you *evil smile*

[SlipknotX556]

I think North Dakota should be cleared out, then all the old people in the US placed in North Dakota.

[MonsterMag]

does she have a car? report her if she does

If not find some dog poop and thow it on her door step

[PyRo]

I was thinking about sticker her garden hose in her basement window when she goes away. 2000 or so gallons of water in the basement, thats got to suck. That's a little more fitting considering everything she has done to us over the years
Ok it's fun to think about but i'm not quite evin enough.

[HoppysMag]

FIRE, AND LOTS OF IT!

seriously dont take no guff. if you have to resort to planting a larg amount of drugs in her basement then calling the cops on her, then so be it.

[JrnyFan1985]

FIRE, AND LOTS OF IT!

seriously dont take no guff. if you have to resort to planting a larg amount of drugs in her basement then calling the cops on her, then so be it.

it's for my arthritis, i swear it!

[bornl33t]

got a valve stem remover?

[P.A.N.G.]

im great at pissing off my neighbors(who also suck ***) ...and everyone else for that matter

what you got to do is slow painful tourtu......annoyance

[BeaverEater]

just deflat he tires a little so she loses miles per gallon. it will cost her big...eventually.

[TheTramp]

I was thinking about sticker her garden hose in her basement window when she goes away. 2000 or so gallons of water in the basement, thats got to suck. That's a little more fitting considering everything she has done to us over the years
Ok it's fun to think about but i'm not quite evin enough.

I think it's a good idea but just make sure to wear rubber gloves. There will be an investigation unless you live in a city or whatever where the cops have too many shootings and what-have-you to deal with.

[P.A.N.G.]

what you need is a very powerful stereo, a crowbar, and fireworks, lots and lots of fireworks

[Bulldog]

Bake her a cake or some cookies. Introduce yourself to her, and be nice. Maybe she'll think you're nice and stop.







Or just punch her in the neck.

[LawnGnome7]

Or just punch her in the neck.

never fails