Time to beat my neighbor with a stick

[gc82000]

Load my atv on to a tailor [took Less than five min.]

Did he get mad when you tried to do that? Five minutes, was he a fast runner?

I think he really meant trailor.

You definently know whenever you set off a real M80, they seem to shake the world. What I would do is get the neighbors cat, and slit its throat, and hang it by a nuce in her front yard, but I am just evil that way I guess, also I hate cats, unless they are grey, I dont know why?

I would do that but to her son. I know that will get her to back off, and also you in jail.

[dj89]

Did he get mad when you tried to do that? Five minutes, was he a fast runner?

I think he really meant trailor.



I would do that but to her son. I know that will get her to back off, and also you in jail.

spell check can't do every thing

[Bluestrike_2]

M-80's eh, real smart:

Don't Let Fireworks Make You a July 4th Statistic


Washington, DC - Fireworks are as American as baseball and apple pie. Unfortunately, unsafe fireworks can cause injuries and even death. "Our nation's citizens need to understand the grave consequences that can result from the illegal and improper use of fireworks," according to Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (ATF) Director Brad Buckles.


ATF particularly wants consumers to know the dangers of illegal fireworks - fireworks that are banned federally in every State regardless of varying State safety statutes. These illegal fireworks include cherry bombs, M-80s, M-1000s, silver salutes and larger firecrackers containing more than two grains of powder. Mail-order kits designed to build these fireworks are also banned.


The sale of these products to American consumers is prohibited under the Federal Hazardous Substances Act. These kinds of explosive devices that are represented as "fireworks" are, in fact, small bombs. The manufacturing of these illegal fireworks can result in federal felony and misdemeanor charges, as well as time in federal prison.


ATF recommends that you first recognize that all fireworks present a risk to people and property, but stresses that you should never buy or handle items with names like "M-80," "M-100," "ashcan," "quarter-stick," and "half-stick." These are illegal explosive devices - not fireworks - and may explode without warning, causing injury or death.


Also be aware that explosive pest control devices, known as "bird bombs," may be offered for sale as mock M-80 type devices. You should know that these devices may be legal, but contain explosive materials and may only be purchased from a Federally-licensed dealer and used only for legitimate pest and wildlife control. They should not be used as substitutes for fireworks.


The Consumer Product Safety Commission (CPSC) regulates consumer fireworks, also known as Class C, or "common," fireworks, which are legal in some states. The CPSC reported that more than 11,000 persons were treated in hospital emergency rooms for injuries attributed to fireworks during the year 2000. Far too often, the injuries involve children. In the United States, about 44 percent of all fireworks-related injuries are
suffered by children ages 5 to 9.


Sadly, for last year, these injury figures are estimated to be even higher -- and those injuries typically resulted from using regulated fireworks. The potential for harm with illegal, unregulated fireworks rises exponentially, because they are more powerful, and because they meet neither safety nor quality standards. Heat, shock or pressure can trigger accidental detonation. ATF Director Buckles stresses that ATF regards "counterfeit fireworks" as totally unpredictable. "They can seem innocent, then go off in your face," he warns.


In the next few days, illegal traffickers in explosives will make sales pitches to anyone who will listen. You can make a difference, though. First, refuse to buy these devices. Then, you can help expose these traffickers and protect your neighbors by calling the local ATF office or by using ATF's nationwide toll-free number: 1-888-ATF-BOMB. According to Director Buckles, "Be responsible. Don't let the mark of a great day in American history become a sad day in your family's history."


On a related note, we are all anticipating the first Independence Day celebration since the terrorist attacks of September 11. We believe that this should be a proud and enjoyable day -- a day to pour out our feelings on this most important of national holidays. At the same time, we recognize that July 4th is a highly symbolic time, and there are some who may wish to turn a joyous celebration of freedom into a day of destruction and fear. Please be alert to any suspicious activity involving illegal fireworks or explosives, and once again, you may take advantage of ATF's toll-free number.


For more information on ATF, visit ATF's Web site at www.atf.treas.gov. You may especially want to check under the heading, "Explosives, Bomb Threats, and Detection Resources."

http://www.atf.treas.gov/press/fy02press/061402fireworks.htm

http://www.pyrouniverse.com/m80.htm

They are a federally banned substance. Very foolish way to get back at her. They're also the prime ammunition for the anti-firework hippies trying to take away our ability to have fun on The Fourth. So don't help contribute to making them ALL illegal.

[Python14]

Just kidnap her son for like.....a month. That will teach her to respect your authority.

[slade]

What I would do is get the neighbors cat, and slit its throat, and hang it by a nuce in her front yard, but I am just evil that way I guess, also I hate cats, unless they are grey, I dont know why?

NOT cool. that better have been a joke, and a very bad one at that. seriously, that is no different than if someone killed you because your grandfather was being a jerk. ok i suppose the legal consequences would be different, but morally it is the same. if you killed/hurt my cat for any reason i would... do something to you that could get me banned from AO just for mentioning it.


back to the topic, i know the perfect solution. build a full sized roman catapult in your backyard, i built a working model of one about half a year ago. i had some links to good websites showing how they work, but i dont think i have them anymore... ill look for them later. you can make one to launch a bowling ball over your house and into hers, you can find equations to calculate the trajectory online. just one well placed bowling ball would do quite a bit of damage.

[gc82000]

some of these suggestions are pretty harsh. I hope you guys do realize that my post was in jest. But some of you guys are taking it as "the ability to fullfil your psycho wetdreams"

I find it kind of funny.

[PyRo]

I was thinking of the old live sqirril in the mailbox trick. :)

[kauai_paintball]

as the bilble teaches us, do one to others as they done to you *evil smile*

No, its do unto others as you would have THEM do unto you. But still, fire up the chainsaw!

[drewrw]

i say egg her house................

[PyRo]

No, its do unto others as you would have THEM do unto you. But still, fire up the chainsaw!

Hmm it would take a while but going around the entire outside of her house with a sawzall would be pretty funny :)

[lord1234]

find something that does no physical damage but is annoying as hell...just start going to her house at midnite and ringing the doorbell..then running...

keep doing it...for a month...that should be good.

[slade]

find something that does no physical damage but is annoying as hell...just start going to her house at midnite and ringing the doorbell..then running...

keep doing it...for a month...that should be good.

no cause she'll just start ignoring it... a doorbell isnt very loud. try a boombox and really loud, offensive music at 1-2 am.

[Oh_Davey]

I can't believe you forgot the best one....

FORK HER!!! lawn...

[PyRo]

FORK HER!!! lawn...

How long is it goign to take to do that? Especially when the ground freezes in a couple weeks.

[kauai_paintball]

!ooh! Idea! Go to your local hardware store, and pick up some sulfuric acid,(The kind that you put in cesspools and septictanks) And put it inside those canister things (you normally put roundup into, and pump it, and has the little wand thing to spray it) Write crap on her lawn, and then have fun with her nice deck, if she has one. Spray anything you can find, like birdfeeders(She will be horrified of all the dead birds in the morning ) and thenspray any awning supports, and watch with glee as the acid eats through it! My science fair project was onit, and I put a tablespoon of the crap into sugar. the whole container went ballistic! I had like3 oz of sugar, and then I had like 300 oz of this wired black ash stuff! crazy! another idea would be to sneak in one night,and place one of those "white noise makers" that you use for sleeping, and set it up LOUD on the CITY section, and put it where she would never look to find. Drive her crazy. Oh, asnd dont forget the psychotic bloodstained murder notes, signed by "Happy", thrown through her windows with bricks, and nailed to her door. She shouldnt sleep for a month! hehehe.... More of my destructive genious comes out, I will post again