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  • AssassN
    Official Photoshop Phreak
    • Jan 2002
    • 1991

    #1

    Favorite Movie Quotes

    There is a favorite song quote thread so we need one for movies.

    I got my all time favorite movie covered, Fight Club.

    "You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O'Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?"

    "Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy *stuff* we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

    "First person that comes out this **ing door gets a... gets a LEAD SALAD, you understand?"

    "In the world I see - you are stalking elk through the damp canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the wrist-thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison on the empty car pool lane of some abandoned superhighway."

    "I felt like destroying something beautiful."

    "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your **ing khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

    "Narrator: When people think you're dying, they really, really listen to you, instead of just...
    Marla Singer: - instead of just waiting for their turn to speak?"

    "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

    "The things you own end up owning you."

    "Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
    Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
    Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
    Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
    Narrator: A major one."

    "Tyler Durden: Shut up! Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?
    Narrator: No, no, I... don't...
    Tyler Durden: Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
    Narrator: It isn't?"

    "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

    "If I did have a tumor, I'd name it Marla."

    "And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom."

    "Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends."

    "Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, was that she didn't."

    "Narrator: Bob loved me because he thought my testicles were removed too. Being there, pressed against his *breasts*, ready to cry. This was my vacation... and she ruined everything.
    Marla Singer: This is cancer right?
    Narrator: This chick Marla singer did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all. I had seen her at Free and Clear my blood parasite group Thursdays. Then at Hope, my bi-monthly sickle cell circle. And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculous Friday night. Marla... the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly I felt nothing. I couldn't cry, so once again I couldn't sleep."

    I left alot out, that movie's loaded.
    Originally posted by PyRo

    Its called jokeing. You have no right to be questioning me with your measially 460 posts!!!!
  • splatattack33
    i <3 pumps
    • Jul 2003
    • 442

    #2
    almost all of my favorites come from full metal jacket so i cant post any of them and a few from steven segal movies




    and napoleon dynamite

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    • bjjb99
      Registered User
      • Dec 2001
      • 318

      #3
      I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates when he said, "I drank what?"

      BJJB

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      • Pyrate Jim
        Shi Tamajutsu Ka
        • May 2002
        • 1052

        #4
        "Well I was gonna shoot the varmint in the head but I figured, Nope- that'd kill him"

        John Wayne, in True Grit
        CT Co-ordinator, Paintball Marshals

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        • dj89
          2003 Chevy 2500HD
          • Mar 2003
          • 4275

          #5
          Kid: "It might be a tumor."

          Schwarzenegger: "It's not a tumor!"
          Kindergarten Cop
          "STAY OUT OF SMART PARTS SECTIONS.
          ANYONE CAUGHT STARTING *poof* IS GONE, PERIOD.
          THIS IS LAW"-PBN MOD
          GITRDONE!!!!!
          Tunamart for all of your mag needs
          Team Magfiea

          Long Live Tom Kaye
          Long Live The Mag

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          • SAW
            It's a trap!
            • Nov 2004
            • 846

            #6
            "What do you want me to do, kill him again?"
            -Sean Connery The Rock
            Back at this...

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            • 929RR-MAN
              Registered User
              • Jan 2005
              • 55

              #7
              "They mostly come at night---mostly."
              Newt from "Aliens"
              One of the best flicks ever

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              • WickeDKlowN
                Registered User
                • Jun 2001
                • 3098

                #8
                "So I tell the swampdonkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and I have her lick me yardballs." -Crazy english guy in Eurotrip.
                Classic RT - RT02667
                Blade IntelliFrame
                Dye Ultralight

                http://TheHybrid.net/

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                • Doobie
                  AOsOfficialDrillSergeant
                  • May 2001
                  • 1237

                  #9
                  Where you goin'!!??.....No-ware!

                  Boondock saints

                  The gun is 1/8" of a game that is a FOOT long!
                  (...but a 'mag helps)
                  I know I was born and I know that I'll die...the in between is mine. -Eddie Vedder
                  Sinister Sainthood

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                  • wes
                    I am a grocery bag.
                    • Nov 2001
                    • 648

                    #10
                    "There was nothing I hated more than to see a filthy old drunkie, a-howling away at the filthy songs of his fathers and going blurp blurp in between as if it were a filthy old orchestra in his stinking rotten guts. I could never stand to see anyone like that, especially when they were old like this one was." -- a clockwork orange

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                    • Waffleman
                      LO-Cal
                      • Nov 2003
                      • 1072

                      #11
                      The entire little thing that Samuel l Jackson says to the guy.
                      "Mmmm, that is a tasty burger, might I have some of your tasty beverage to wash it down"

                      "what country you from?" What! What dont sound like no country I ever heard of they speak english in what?"
                      Code:
                      http://www.ebaumsworld.com/sjackson.html

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                      • Eagle
                        The hand of vengence
                        • May 2001
                        • 950

                        #12
                        Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moon light?
                        The Joker

                        Batman
                        Die Screaming

                        Brass Eagle Stingray
                        12oz CO2
                        VL 200

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                        • CaptaiN_JacK
                          will get you high tonight
                          • Jan 2003
                          • 947

                          #13
                          "Rufus, Meekus, and Brint were like brothers to me. And when I say 'brother,' I don't mean like an actual 'brother,' but the way black people use it. I think it's more meaningful that way." - Derek Zoolander, Zoolander (For senior night this year at one of my soccer games, we had to fill out an information sheet that they would read before the varsity game. Well, I used this quote for a question that asked who I would like to thank on the soccer team. I put our asst. coach and a friend instead of Rufus, etc. It was hilarious when they read it on the loudspeaker, I could barely stop myself from bursting out laughing in the middle of the field. It was even funnier because the asst. coach is about 75 (no joke, he really is). I'm surprised I didn't get in trouble for racism or something.)

                          "Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as an investi-gatory journalist, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way? " - Derek Zoolander

                          It's interesting watching the extras on the Zoolander dvd, because a lot of Mugatu's part was improved (improv, not improve). Some of Zoolander's parts were too, like the "But why male models?" part.

                          War is peace

                          Freedom is slavery

                          Ignorance is strength

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                          • Gunther_mag_user
                            I'm a lvl 18 paladin.
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 641

                            #14
                            "your about as useful as a poopie flavored lollipop"

                            -dodgeball
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                            • Eatem Alive
                              Wait...What?
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 1150

                              #15
                              "i'm your huckleberry..." - doc holliday, tombstone
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