Favorite Movie Quotes

[Lee]

" you would be another lincoln with the things that you'd be thinkin' if you only had a brain."
-the tinman.

[Jeffy-CanCon]

"I'm here to kick *** and chew bubblegum. And I'm all outta bubblegum."
-Rowdy Roddy Piper, "They Live"

"The pointy end goes into the other man"
-Antonio Banderas, "The Mask of Zorro"

"Rommel, you magnificent *******! I read your book!"
-George C Scott as Patton, "Patton"

"Do you expect me to talk?"
"No, Mr Bond. I expect you to die!"
-Connery & ?? , "Goldfinger"

[brianlojeck]

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Smith: Why, Mr. Anderson, why? Why? Why do you do it? Why? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe you're fighting for something, for more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom, or truth, perhaps peace? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson, vagaries of perception, temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artificial as the Matrix itself. Although... Only a human mind can invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson, you must know it by now. You can't win, it is pointless to keep fighting. Why, Mr. Anderson, why, why you persist?

Neo: Because I choose to.

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"if we have to give these b&*&^%@s our lives, we give them hell first!" --Mifune, Matrix 3

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[tony3]

"It's a hundred and six miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses...hit it"


All from one of the best movies EVER...The Blues Brothers !
Everytime I watch it I still laugh my *** off!

Definitely a great quote.

[Acer12]

"Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid?"

Tommyboy

[mcveighr]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

[CoolHand]

I'm down with the Army of Darkness Quotes:

Groovy. - Ash after he made himself a new hand.

First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. *spits* Blow. - Ash to the leading lady (forget her name).

Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun. - Good Ash to Evil Ash right before he blows his face off.

Well hello Mister Fancypants. I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and ****... and Jack just left town. - Ash to Henry the Red.

Yo, she-*****! Let's go! - Ash to the floaty witch lady.

You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Huh? *shovel full of dirt lands on his head* - Ash to dead Evil Ash

Maybe. Just maybe my boys can protect the book. Yeah, and maybe I'm a Chinese jet pilot. - Ash musing about their chances against the Army of Darkness.

Shop smart, shop S-mart! - Ash

Gimme some sugar baby. - Ash when he's laying the moves on the leading lady.

Hail to the king, baby. - Ash after he saves the sales lady.

And now, for something completly different - Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Lovely Party. Pitty I wasn't invited. - Sean Connery 007

Fight for me, you get to kill the English.
Excellent. My name is Stephen. - William Wallace Braveheart

The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're ******. - Stephen Braveheart.

You dropped your rock. - William Wallace Braveheart.

Great Scott! - Doc Back to the Future

It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.
I did do the nasty in the pasty!
Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains. You are the last hope of the universe.
So, I really am important? How I feel when I'm drunk is correct?
Yes. Except the Dave Matthews Band doesn't rock. - Fry and Lord Nibbler The why of Fry Futurama

I did not come back in time. My people lack that ability.
But... I know you in the future. I cleaned your poop!
Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated poopers! - Fry and Lord Nibbler The why of Fry Futurama

Ah! I gonna get stuck in the infosphere again. Just remember: Scooty Puff Jr. Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks.
In a thousand years, I'll get right on it. - Fry and Lord Nibbler The why of Fry Futurama

Blech! These candies are chalky and unpleasant!
And what is this emotion you humans call 'wuv'?
Surely it says 'love'.
No, 'wuv'! With an Earth 'w'. Behold!
This concept of 'wuv' confuses and infuriates us! - Lurr of the planet Omicron Persi 8

So I molted; why not? - Dr. Zoidberg

Ahh, the hypochondriac's back, so what is it this time?
Well my lead pipe hurts a little
That's normal, next patient! - Dr. Zoidberg

And now for the battle plan. As you all know the key to victory is the element of surprise . . . . . . . Surprise!
*soldiers screaming while falling through trap door* - Zapp Brannigan above the battlefield on Sphereon 1

It is now time for you consume sandwiches from my compartment
*takes sandwiches out of the crotch of his pants* - Fry while he thinks he's a vending machine robot

You want die like last men visit Amazonia?
What'd they die of?
Crushed pelvises.
Yes!"
Oh thank you Lord in heaven! - Fry, Zapp Brannigan, and Amazon woman

I could go on for days . . . . . .

[StuDawggie]

This is from "Brain Donors" (1992) with John Turturro (sp?) as an ambulance chasing lawyer named Roland T. Flackfiser. It's a hard to find movie but very funny if you get to see it.

Roland: "Let's step outside and settle this like men"
Edmund (Another attorney in the movie): "We are outside!"
Roland: "Okay then, let's go inside and settle this like women."

Others that are later in the movie:


Roland: "Just give me 30 minutes. Give or take 29."



Roland: "You mean the ballerina with the big breasts?"
Jacques (played by Bob Nelson): "We don't have anyone like that in the ballet."
Roland: "We would if I was running the ballet company."



Roland: "Sitck with me kid and you'll have enough Nintendo to sink a battleship"
Kid: "I can sue my parents?"
Roland: "I did"
Kid: "OW, my neck!!!"
Roland: "Corruptable youth. God bless!"



That's all I can think of from that movie right now.

I can't beleive that no one has quoted "This is my Boomstick", or "Listen up you primitive pinheads" from Army of Darkness.

Also we can't forget "You silly English kiniggits", "Oh what times are these when a man can say 'Nee' to an old woman", "Go away or I shall taunt you a second time", "I fart in your general direction", and "Your mother was a hamster and your father stunk of elderberries!" all from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.


That's all I can think of for right now, but when I think of more I'll be back.

[SlipknotX556]

Cooper - "Hey Jamie, can I see your Fromers?"
Jamie - (Throw Cooper the book)
Cooper - Bratislava, Captial of Checosolvokia(sp?).....Oh, heres a fun fact....YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!"
Jamie - (Jumps on Cooper)

[fcpchop]

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

Fear and loathing in vegas? good movie