Favorite Movie Quotes

[tony3]

Oh man, I could start spitting out Napoleon Dynamite quotes or dodgeball.

[purple]

what is best in life?

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you
and to to hear the lamentations of thier women.

-Conan the Barbarian


Purple

[datapimp69]

"This is my BOOMSTICK!!"

"Did some one say steak"

"We came, We saw, We kicked its ......."

"What am I, (slap cheeks), a ZIT"

ill stop now

[desslock]

"you gonna bark all day little doggie...or you gonna bite"? Mr. Blonde reservoir dogs

"son, you got a panty on your head" raising arizona

"you smell that?...smells like somebody died" Johhny Ringo tombstone

"we have been kicking *** for soo long I quess its about time we got our asses kicked" Sgt.Elias platoon

"this country doesnt have any horses...theres something wrong with that" PrivateCowboy full metal jacket

"you look good jack"

" I dont remember asking" jack nickelson's response to jerry hall 1st batman

My friend and I used to play movie quote hangman at work when the computers went down. Have a lot more but they have bad words.

[Kevmaster]

"What do you want me to do, kill him again?"
-Sean Connery The Rock

thats not even the best quote by connery int he rock...

Connery:
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen"
Cage:
"Carla was the prom queen"

[Cliffio]

"the fact that you've got "replica" written down the side of your guns. And, the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point 5 0" written on the side of mine, should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence." -bullet tooth tony

[Willystyle21]

"Evil will always win because good is dumb"

Dark Helmet Spaceballs

[WickeDKlowN]

"Bite the curb" -Edward Norton, American History X

[SlipknotX556]

"Says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer." - Cooper from Eurotrip, when hes at club vandersexx.

[WicKeD_WaYz]

"Says I get a free t-shirt with the flyer." - Cooper from Eurotrip, when hes at club vandersexx.

good quote from a good movie.


I have one special talent regarding quotes. If you play dumb and dumber with the sound off I can do the whole movie...word for word. But my fav might have to be....


"Here maybe you should wear these extra gloves, my hands are gettin kinda sweaty."

[WickeDKlowN]

"ADMINISTER THE FLUGWHATEVERTHEHELLTHATTHINGWASCALLED!"

That part scarred me. For life.

[Echo419]

The Boondock Saints
-This is all from memory, so be lenient on accuracy...

And shephards we shall be, for thee my lord, for thee
Power hath descended forth from thy hand
That our feet may swiftly carry out thy command
And we shall flow a river forth unto thee
And teeming with soulds shall it ever be

En Numeni parti Et File
Es Spiritus Scantes

[White_Noise]

That's nice, you look like a Helen. Helen, were both in sales. Let me tell you why I suck as a sales man. Let's say I go into some guys office and let's say hes even remotely interested in buying something. Well then I get all excited I'm like Jojo the idiot circus boy with a pretty new pet. The pet is my possible sale. Oh , my pretty little pet, I love you. So I stoke it, and I pet it, and I massage it, hehe I love it, I love my little naughty pet, your naughty. Then I take my naughty pet and I go
[makes ripping noises as he tears apart the roll]
Uuuuuuh. I killed it. I killed my sale. That's when I blow it. That's when people like us gotta forge ahead, Helen, am I right?
"tommy boy"

My father is no different than any powerful man, any man with power, like a president or senator.
Do you know how naive you sound, Michael? Presidents and senators don't have men killed.
Oh. Who's being naive, Kay?
"godfather"

That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
"pulp fiction"

I'm gonna torture you anyway, regardless. Not to get information. It's amusing, to me, to torture a cop. You can say anything you want cause I've heard it all before. All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
"reservoir dogs"

And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, Power hath descended forth from thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command, we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patris, et filii...et spiritus sancti.

What are you doing?
I just wanted to cuddle.
Cuddle? What a ___.

You know what we need? Some rope.
What are you, insane?
No, I'm serious. Charlie Bronson's always got a rope. In the movies, they've always got rope and they always end up using it.
That's stupid. Name one _______ thing you're gonna need a rope for.
It's not what they need it for, they just always need it.
What's this "they" ____? This isn't a movie.
Oh, is that right, Rambo?
All right, get your stupid _______ rope.
"boondock saints"

DOORGUNNER: Anyone who runs is a V.C. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined V.C. You guys oughtta do a story about me sometime.
JOKER: Why should we do a story about you?
DOORGUNNER: 'Cause I'm so _______ good! That ain't no ____ neither. I've done got me one hundred and fifty-seven dead gooks killed. And fifty water buffaloes, too. Them're all certified.
JOKER: Any women or children?
DOORGUNNER: Sometimes.
JOKER: How can you shoot women and children?
DOORGUNNER: Easy. You just don't lead 'em so much. Ain't war hell?
"full metal Jacket"

[matt-o]

"Bite the curb" -Edward Norton, American History X

thats f-ed up dude
"dont pull that lever"
"i cant help it im a born lever-puller"
yellow submarine

[Waffleman]

"My father hung me on a hook once....ONCE!"
"My grandmother shot me once....ONCE!"

Johnny Dangerously