Favorite Movie Quotes

[grw4w34]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

all of those, goshh

[gc82000]

Connery:
"Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and **** the prom queen"
Cage:
"Carla was the prom queen"

I was gonna say that one

Her are my others
Alcapone = "Take a good look at the bad Guy."

Halfed Baked = the Killer speech. It would be to long to put it all down. But the end is classic stoner talk "And killer died man." While staring right at the dog.

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Oh yeah Snatch = "you like dawgs." "what are dawgs? " "You know Dawgs." "Do you understand anything that he just said?" If you watch Snatch on mute with the captions on it will read "??????????" everytime Brad Pitt talks.
Fight Club = "How do you know who you are unless you fight?"

[guysdaman]

"It's a hundred and six miles to chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark out and we're wearing sunglasses...hit it"

"You want I should wipe the dead bugs of the windshield"

"Chickenwire?"

" Are you the police? No ma'am we're musicians"

"This don't look like no expressway to me!"

"What kind of music do you usually have here? Oh...we got both kinds country and western."

"This is glue...strong stuff!"

"Boys...you got to learn to not talk to nuns that way."

"Man...I bet they've got SCMODS"

All from one of the best movies EVER...The Blues Brothers !
Everytime I watch it I still laugh my *** off!

[Lee]

"yes i'm serious...and stop calling me shirley."

[bjjb99]

"Consult the book of armaments!"
"Armaments, chapter two, verses nine to twenty-one"
"And saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayest blow thine enemy to tiny bits, in thy mercy.'"
"And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large..."
"Skip on a bit, brother."

BJJB -- Gotta love the Python.

[drg]

"You talkin' to me?" - Bob DeNiro in Taxi Driver.

"Saigon ..." - Martin Sheen in Apocalypse Now

"Why do I gotta be Mr. Pink, Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. ....."- Steve Buscemi in Reservoir Dogs

"Go home and get your ...... shine box!" - Frank Vincent in Goodfellas

"Patience, darlin', patience ..." - Matthew McConaughey in Dazed and Confused

"Red snappah ... mmm very tasty!" - Gedde Watanabe in UHF

"It is like a finger, pointing the way to the moon ... do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all of the heavenly glory." - Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon

"Tom Tuttle, Tacoma Washington!" - John Candy (RIP) in Volunteers

I second the notion of whoever said FMJ is loaded ... the first half of it is like one long best quote.

[Thordic]

En Numeni parti Et File
Es Spiritus Scantes

Your latin is horrid.

In Nomini Patri, et Fili, et Spiritus Sancti.

In english, its just In the name of the father, the son, and the holy ghost.

[SAW]

BJJB -- Gotta love the Python.

ARTHUR:
The Lady of the Lake,...
[angels sing]
...her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur.
[singing stops]
That is why I am your king!

DENNIS:
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

ARTHUR:
Be quiet!

DENNIS:
Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!

ARTHUR:
Shut up!

DENNIS:
I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor, just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!

ARTHUR:
Shut up, will you? Shut up!

[oneworld]

i would put more from the south park movie (which i own) but i had better not

mr.garrison. how would you like to go see the princapal eric!

cartman: how would you like to suck my b**s mr. garrison.

mr.garrison: WHAT DID U JUSS SAY!

cartman..(pulls out a huge megaphone) o o.. im so sorry.. what i said was..how would you.. like to suck my b**ls mr.garrison

[Jonneh]

Leelu Dallas Multipass!

[cris8762]

Super Troopers, i win

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Burger Kid: (Into mike) Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Burger Kid: No, I just told him that so he makes it good. (Into mike) Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had.
Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now.
Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man!

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

Foster: Okie dokie silly okio. I'm an idiot.
Mac: That's true.

Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure.
Farva: It's powdered sugar.
Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar.
Farva: It's delicious.

Captain O'Hagan: I swear to God I'm going to pistol whip the next guy who says, "Shenanigans."
Mac: Hey Farva what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy stuff on the wall and the mozzarella sticks?
Farva: You mean Shenanigans?
Rabbit: OOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thorny: Where are your shoes?
Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
Thorny: That's brown magic!

Mac: You boys like Mex-i-co? Woo-hoo!

Captain O'Hagan: I'm sorry, Bruce. These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy.

Farva: Don't call me radio, unit 91.
Mac: Then don't call me unit 91, radio.
Farva: Are we done?

Thorny: I am all that is man.

Thorny: MOTHER OF GOD


Meow

Thorny: Stinks like sex in here!

"...And that was the second time I got crabs."



Just watch the first 5 minutes of that movie, that was the best part!!! Watching that kid eat two big *** bags of weed then a bag of shrooms...omg......

[JoshK]

i know they arnt from a movie...but the quote from futurama in my sig are amazing in my opinion.

[Target Practice]

"What?"

--EVERY MOVIE EVER MADE.

[Rooster]

Good?! Bad?! I'm the guy with the gun. - Ash, Army of Darkness.

[wombo102]

"****ing-a brother, ****ing-a" last line in office space

"Say hello to my little friend" scarface

ive got a bunch more but im so tired i cant think of em