Code Red! I Repeat, Code Red!

[SCpoloRicker]

Is this going to be a standup fight, sir, or another bughunt?

Well, I'll tell you what I do know... Just one of those things took my entire crew apart in a week. They... They.. seem to gestate within a human host..

When we brought Clark back in, he had one attached to his face. We tried to take it off, we couldn't.. later it fell off on its own. He seemed fine... we were all sitting in the kitchen.. and it.. burst through his chest......

/*sigh*Its a bughunt.
//paraphrase

///original link down?

[Python14]

::::::radio::::::

Sir Sir Sir

This is major Norsk from the country side. The fires in the major cities are pushing them out into the woods. It's safe to move during the day, but at night we have to fortify ourselves. It's scary out there. The local rednecks are doing well though. They seem to be good at this. I request a platoon of Marines and an armored divison to accompany us and clear out a safe way thru the valley so we can investigate the cities to the north and west.

...out sir.

::::::radio out::::::

[magman007]

Air strike will be commencing at 2300z keep the area clear, dropping moab over target area, total decimation expected. Clean up crew will be activated at 53 past the hour

[punkncat]

COMMENCE TRANSMISSION

WE HAVE A BREACH IN SECTOR 4!!!!

I think they came in through the air vents. We are trying to pin them down, but there are so damn many of them......they seem to be getting more intelligent!
We are going to try and make it out.....will rendevous with Group 1 at ..... ...... ......

END OF TRANSMISSION

[edweird]

I have convinced the 62 Fighter Squadron, nay the 56th fighter wing (the largest fighter wing in the free world[which I work for]) to assist in further zombie extermination. Expect WCMD's on targets in time to clean everything up.

(Um TP is this some sort of strange way to draw me from my mid day slumber? if so, yeah and stuff. somehow I woke up from a dead sleep to find this as I F5'd the browser I had left up) Im deadbolting the door and moving my shotgun closer to bed, setting my roomies attack cat to carodid.

[B.A.M.]

:::RADIO:::

General we have a massive out break on the west coast and they are pushing us past the Rockys. Hopefully we'll slow them down. Were planing to fortify the COlorado river and make a last stand

OVER

[Python14]

::::::radio::::::

GENERAL GENERAL! The zombies are mutating. They are faster and stronger than they were earlier. Some of them seem to have abnormal strength and power. Some of them are even climbing up the walls of the homes....GENERAL....AHKAL:HFPSOHNAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


.....

:::::end of radio transmission::::::

[Jakedubbleya]

Confucious say: When the only tool you have is a shotgun, lifes problems start looking a lot like zombies.

[ScatterPlot]

The link died...

[ntn4502]

is this serious, I have not been notified?

[Alley]

I thought this was going to be about some crappy flavor of MT. Dew...hmm, guess not !

[LawnGnome7]

I thought this was going to be about some crappy flavor of MT. Dew...hmm, guess not !

i thought the exact same thing

[Maggot6]

MY LEG, OH MY GOD!!

[FromTheBack]

You guys get real bored don't ya?....real bored

[Vex]

You guys get real bored don't ya?....real bored

Looks like the zombies already got to FTB--we'll have to euthanize him quickly before the transformation begins.
Sorry buddy...

QRT 2 has sustained a casualty. We will continue with the purge as planned.
QRT 2 out.