Stupid things girls do when they are flirting with you...

[tech-chan]

Oh yeah, this could be a funny forum.

My story: We are at Camp and we are sitting on the dock of the lake. My girlfriend is sitting beside me and reaches over and pinches my friends butt. She said she meant to pinch mine afterwards, but wait this gets better! The girl he likes is sitting with her bac to him and sees her hand creep over there... She waited until "THE PINCH" and then let loose an attack that would have made Mortal Kombat proud. My gf goes flying across the canoes, manages to balance herself on the last on(the canoes are all lined up) and yells "What the F***!?!? Can't I pinch my own boyfriends butt?!" the other girl screams, "You pinched my bf's Butt!" While making at least an 8 ft leap into my gf's punch, knocks herself out cold and I got to revive her with...
You guessed it, MOUTH TO MOUTH resuscitation!!!!
That mess took us days to straighten out.

Give me some funny storys!!!!
I gave you my best!!!
tech-chan

[grEnAlEins]

I cannot top that...

[geekwarrior]

I think you'll have more stories of "stupid things guys do while flirting"...if you can get anyone to admit to them.

I don't really have anything...well, cept maybe at NPPL OC the Lucky girls (dressed in their whore outfits, which don't go well with cottage cheese, but i digress) were talking to me and some friends and the one burped in my friends face mid sentence. Sexy.

[warbeak2099]

My girlfriend turned the Pirates of the Carribean themesong on during sex... not stupid, but incredibly funny and surprising. And yes I did keep up with the music.

[maxama10]

Wow
Ill never be the same again.

thanks

[Lenny]

My girlfriend turned the Pirates of the Carribean themesong on during sex... not stupid, but incredibly funny and surprising. And yes I did keep up with the music.

Try jungle...

[geekwarrior]

My girlfriend turned the Pirates of the Carribean themesong on during sex... not stupid, but incredibly funny and surprising. And yes I did keep up with the music.

wow...all the pirate jokes that could be inserted here...

[behemoth]

wow...all the pirate jokes that could be inserted here...

did you swab the poop-deck?

[Rudz]

did you swab the poop-deck?

arr matey polished my mast and went land ho!!!!

[NotKai]

Oh yeah, this could be a funny forum.

My story: We are at Camp and we are sitting on the dock of the lake. My girlfriend is sitting beside me and reaches over and pinches my friends butt. She said she meant to pinch mine afterwards, but wait this gets better! The girl he likes is sitting with her bac to him and sees her hand creep over there... She waited until "THE PINCH" and then let loose an attack that would have made Mortal Kombat proud. My gf goes flying across the canoes, manages to balance herself on the last on(the canoes are all lined up) and yells "What the F***!?!? Can't I pinch my own boyfriends butt?!" the other girl screams, "You pinched my bf's Butt!" While making at least an 8 ft leap into my gf's punch, knocks herself out cold and I got to revive her with...
You guessed it, MOUTH TO MOUTH resuscitation!!!!
That mess took us days to straighten out.

Give me some funny storys!!!!
I gave you my best!!!
tech-chan

Boy that was really well written.

You should write a novel.

[Pneumagger]

Stupid things things Guys Do on dates:

Welcome to a one week ban for deliberate cussing. Army

[Thordic]

Hahaha, nice one Pneumagger.

Here is one of me working my game:

The year is 2000, and I'm sitting in Contemporary Applied Math for Everyone at Montclair State University. I had to take a math, but it didn't matter which one, so I took this one. It was by far the easiest math course on the planet, and actually taught you some cool information. An added bonus was that since it was math for liberal arts majors, there were tons of hot girls in my class. I was one of maybe 5 guys in a class of 30+.

One girl in particular caught my eye. She was 18 (I was 20 at the time), art history major. Short red hair, amazing body. But I kept putting off making a move.

So the day of the final exam, I say screw it, he who waits masturbates. I finished my exam before her, but I waited a few minutes, and left when she did (Retelling this, I feel like Jason Schwartzman in Slackers, but I promise I had no hair doll).

We walk out of the building, talking about the exam, and then about school, standard smalltalk bs. I knew she cut across this one section of grass every day because I generally walked that way too, so when we got to it, I started to head across. But it had rained a bit, and it was a little muddy, so she said she was going to walk around.

I turned around to head back onto the walkway, and promptly trip over a low chain fence. Fall flat on my face, right on the concrete. She laughs. Prior to this, I had been doing pretty well, but afterwards, I felt like such an idiot I had to let her go. Never saw her again.

Smooth as sandpaper.

[Thordic]

Also, in the same class, I told a really hot chick that she was dumb to her face. I didn't mean to, it just kinda slipped out after she got a 60 on the easiest test I've ever taken in my life. Boy can I work it.

[Altimas]

Yeah in my History Class there was a really cute girl I used to flirt with and thought she was flirting back with me. We talked a lot after class and from how she talked she was not happy in the relationship she was in. One day while the proffessor was talking we were playing "Hangman." So I decided I would make a cunning move and Guess the Letters to Spell U R HOT to see if she would figure it out. (I was writing my letters to guess her word on a peice of paper.) So I got all the way to O and she gave me a mean look and turned and faced the class and wouldn't talk to me, I looked down and realized I had wrote:

U R HO....

[Pneumagger]

You's a Ho!!!!